Scenario: A masked man, about 6'4", buff, breaks down your front door.

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#51 warbmxjohn
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Anyone kickin down the door at my house would promptly be shot.

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#52 Bourbons3
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He would have first had to get through my porch door, which would have given me a couple of seconds to run away :oops:
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#53 Listen_420
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I'd ask him where the **** my money is and why it took so long!!
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#54 Treflis
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I stand tall with my 6'4", crack my knuckles and watch him run away in sheer terror. Obviously
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#55 tOtalPWNaAe
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Act surprised as not to hurt his self-esteem
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#56 -Makaveli-
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Drink Kool-Aid?

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#57 Redgarl
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I got a sword somewhere... good luck...
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#58 trentman7
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I'm 6"4 and buff, I can take him *gets knifed* I would distract him with my large amount of ZOO magazines until he forgets why he broke my door down.
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#59 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Listen to my dog go absolutely ape**** and proceed to consider what to do as there's only one entrance to the basement I'm renting >_> I don't think I have anything save a butcher knife or three that could really be used as weapons.
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#60 hokies1313
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Listen to my dog go absolutely ape**** and proceed to consider what to do as there's only one entrance to the basement I'm renting >_> I don't think I have anything save a butcher knife or three that could really be used as weapons.

I think you're covered. I myself would use a baseball bat, since I'm pretty good at swinging one, and I have no gun.
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#61 samuraiguns
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Spread my cheeks.

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#62 JML897
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I'd shoot him. I don't care if he is 8' tall and 400 pounds, he isn't going to like a couple of rounds of 12ga 3" magnum slugs. :)

epayps2

Would you at least let him know you had a gun first, or would you shoot without hesitation?

One of the drawbacks the guy has to consider before entering the home is that he might get shot...I wouldn't feel bad for the guy; it's his fault.
I don't own a gun, but if I did, I would shoot an intruder without hesitation.

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#63 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I'd shoot him. I don't care if he is 8' tall and 400 pounds, he isn't going to like a couple of rounds of 12ga 3" magnum slugs. :)

epayps2

Would you at least let him know you had a gun first, or would you shoot without hesitation?

He'd probably crap his pants and run, if he didn't, I'd give him the chance. Shooting is only if he keeps coming. :)

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#64 Strider_91
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"Well I see there is no escape. I'll pull down my pants and call you daddy just don't make it hurt"

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Lmao :P oooh nifty you do treat us with your comedy
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#65 MAILER_DAEMON
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If I don't react quick enough, I'll just grab the bo staff I keep in my living room and take him out. If I get to my bedroom right as he comes in, I'll grab my sword. If I have a bit more time, I'll load my Glock 22 (.40 caliber) and use that. If he's got friends, I'll keep the 22 next to me and load the .44 Magnum as well, just in case someone decides to use a car or something.

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#66 LosDaddie
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Well, I have a Glock .40 in my nightstand. And I also have a baseball bat in my closet So no worries :)
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#67 Eman5805
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Get him to leave, by force if necessary. I'm 6'3" and everyone I meet for the first time asks if I play(ed) football, so wouldn't be much bigger than me.
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#68 Yakuza0
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Well, I have a Glock .40 in my nightstand. And I also have a baseball bat in my closet So no worries :)LosDaddie
i didnt think many people here were strapped. i would use my 9mm glock as well
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[QUOTE="LosDaddie"]Well, I have a Glock .40 in my nightstand. And I also have a baseball bat in my closet So no worries :)Yakuza0
i didnt think many people here were strapped. i would use my 9mm glock as well

And don't you forget it. :)

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#70 Katafran
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I would get my 9mm CZ-75 from my nightstand and shoot him.

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#71 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I would post about it on Gamespot and ask all of the fine Gamespotters to come and save me with their guns.
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#72 TheOddQuantum
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Stab him with a mace. Maybe hit him with a dagger.

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#73 aaronmullan
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I would kindly say, "Do you mind refraining from knocking down any more parts of my house, please and thank you"
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#74 AnObscureName
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Wonder why I was standing in front of my door waiting for something to happen and then kick him in the testicles. After this grab the golf club in my front porch and hit him in the ribs if he tries to get up while phoning the police.
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#75 rcignoni
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Take out my Yu-Gi-Oh cards and challenge him to a duel!

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 As soon as he steps in the door...
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#76 HitomiChan
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call the police then run and grab my knife. :o

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#77 Dark_Knight6
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Ask him if he needs a hug, of course.

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#78 LosDaddie
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[QUOTE="LosDaddie"]Well, I have a Glock .40 in my nightstand. And I also have a baseball bat in my closet So no worries :)Yakuza0
i didnt think many people here were strapped. i would use my 9mm glock as well

I've been a gun owner for almost 6yrs now.

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[QUOTE="Yakuza0"][QUOTE="LosDaddie"]Well, I have a Glock .40 in my nightstand. And I also have a baseball bat in my closet So no worries :)LosDaddie

i didnt think many people here were strapped. i would use my 9mm glock as well

I've been a gun owner for almost 6yrs now.

Same here. Been an NRA member for almost as long.

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#80 Yakuza0
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[QUOTE="Yakuza0"][QUOTE="LosDaddie"]Well, I have a Glock .40 in my nightstand. And I also have a baseball bat in my closet So no worries :)LosDaddie

i didnt think many people here were strapped. i would use my 9mm glock as well

I've been a gun owner for almost 6yrs now.

does your state have concealed carry?
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#81 michael_1234576
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I would break his legs with a baseball bat

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#82 LosDaddie
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[QUOTE="LosDaddie"]

[QUOTE="Yakuza0"] i didnt think many people here were strapped. i would use my 9mm glock as wellPirate700

I've been a gun owner for almost 6yrs now.

Same here. Been an NRA member for almost as long.

I'm proud to say I'll never be an NRA member :)

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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="LosDaddie"]

I've been a gun owner for almost 6yrs now.

LosDaddie

Same here. Been an NRA member for almost as long.

I'm proud to say I'll never be an NRA member :)

I have a marksmanship certificate from them.
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#84 Yakuza0
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="LosDaddie"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Same here. Been an NRA member for almost as long.

I'm proud to say I'll never be an NRA member :)

I have a marksmanship certificate from them.

apparently they have racist beginings.
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="LosDaddie"]

I'm proud to say I'll never be an NRA member :)

Yakuza0

I have a marksmanship certificate from them.

apparently they have racist beginings.

The same could be said for any country also.

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#86 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="LosDaddie"]

I've been a gun owner for almost 6yrs now.

LosDaddie

Same here. Been an NRA member for almost as long.

I'm proud to say I'll never be an NRA member :)

I don't agree with everything the NRA preaches as a lot of it is just scare tactic crap, but they are a big reason why we still are allowed to practice our second amendment rights so I'm cool with it.

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#87 StrawberryHill
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If someone broke down my door and was trying to harm me or my family, I would shoot him.

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#88 -Misanthropic-
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I'd strip naked and come at him.

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#89 Epic__Lulz
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Kill him

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#90 deactivated-59be76f5a5388
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Ask if he likes sailing.
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#91 Ajam666
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wait for him to enter my bedroom in my sexiest laundery and say SUP STUD j/k

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#92 LosDaddie
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[QUOTE="LosDaddie"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Same here. Been an NRA member for almost as long.

Pirate700

I'm proud to say I'll never be an NRA member :)

I don't agree with everything the NRA preaches as a lot of it is just scare tactic crap, but they are a big reason why we still are allowed to practice our second amendment rights so I'm cool with it.

IMO, the NRA gets too much credit for that stuff as I believe Americans will always be able to own guns.

I'd be an NRA member if their rhetoric didn't sound like the typical Limbaugh rant.

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#93 Omni-Slash
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Kick his ass out the door.....
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#94 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Kick his ass out the door.....Omni-Slash
You wouldn't need to. You could just glare at him with your arms crossed.
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#95 Omni-Slash
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You wouldn't need to. You could just glare at him with your arms crossed.Jandurin
yeah..but that's no fun....:twisted:
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]You wouldn't need to. You could just glare at him with your arms crossed.Omni-Slash
yeah..but that's no fun....:twisted:

What if you've got an earring, a white T-shirt, white shoes, white pants, and white eyebrows?
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What if you've got an earring, a white T-shirt, white shoes, white pants, and white eyebrows?MAILER_DAEMON
My floors would be the cleanest in the neighborhood....
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#98 k16campbell
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Well, considering i am a ninja, ill just punch him square in the nose.

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I would spit on him and make him a wet dude, then I'd pull out a fan to blow on himand make him a cool dude! Cool dudes don't hurt people.