Nothing. Seriously, if right now just sitting here I became invincible I wouldn't go do anything. The only things I want can't be solved with invincibility and killing random things will also kill the chances of me getting what I truly want.
First I'd catch a rattlesnake and use him as a live belt, then I'd skydive without a parachutte into the South American jungles and armwrestle a gorilla, then swim across the Pacific Ocean and bring the beatdown to a giant squid. then swim up the coast of North Korea walk straight into Kim Jong-Il's palace and sing I'm so Ronery to him while being riddled with bullets by his guards, then I'd walk down to China and ride a panda to India then ride an elephant to Afghanistan where I'd punch Osama bin-Laden in the nutsack, and from there I'd swim down the Nile river into the deepest jungles of Africa and slap a jaguar. Then after all that I'd swim the Pacific Ocean, pile drive a great white shark, and take a nice refreshing dip in the Niagra Falls.
First I'd catch a rattlesnake and use him as a live belt, then I'd skydive without a parachutte into the South American jungles and armwrestle a gorilla, then swim across the Pacific Ocean and bring the beatdown to a giant squid. then swim up the coast of North Korea walk straight into Kim Jong-Il's palace and sing I'm so Ronery to him while being riddled with bullets by his guards, then I'd walk down to China and ride a panda to India then ride an elephant to Afghanistan where I'd punch Osama bin-Laden in the nutsack, and from there I'd swim down the Nile river into the deepest jungles of Africa and slap a jaguar. Then after all that I'd swim the Pacific Ocean, pile drive a great white shark, and take a nice refreshing dip in the Niagra Falls.FlaminDeath
I'd do the same thing, all while holding a glass of Jack and Coke on the rocks, without spilling a drop. :D
First I'd catch a rattlesnake and use him as a live belt, then I'd skydive without a parachutte into the South American jungles and armwrestle a gorilla, then swim across the Pacific Ocean and bring the beatdown to a giant squid. then swim up the coast of North Korea walk straight into Kim Jong-Il's palace and sing I'm so Ronery to him while being riddled with bullets by his guards, then I'd walk down to China and ride a panda to India then ride an elephant to Afghanistan where I'd punch Osama bin-Laden in the nutsack, and from there I'd swim down the Nile river into the deepest jungles of Africa and slap a jaguar. Then after all that I'd swim the Pacific Ocean, pile drive a great white shark, and take a nice refreshing dip in the Niagra Falls.FlaminDeath
sounds like a good vacation to me. I'd probably ride on top of a giant missle to the top of a mountain. then i would wrestle a band of Yeti's then i tumbled down the mountain in a giant snowball avalanch back to town, then i would sit in a lounge and tell women of my wild yeti wrestling stories.
Jump off tall buildings and rob corporations, then get bored, dig a compartment in the wilderness to house the entire Library of Congress (which would be stolen) and build a mansion on top with everything I need, so that I will never have to go back into society and all that and just walk around and read and do whatever all day.
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