Scenario: You have killed my family, and I am holding a gun to your head...

What do you say to talk me out of it? And don't even think about trying anything, I can pull the trigger first. All you have is your words, and I'm immune to Jedi Mind tricks.

I did it for the lulz!

"Hey, dude look over there!" *shoots poisonous dart into your eye.*

"look out! its a monster!.. ". then a quick knee to the crotch area.. :D..

I wouldn't have killed your family in the first place.

What do you say to talk me out of it? And don't even think about trying anything, I can pull the trigger first. All you have is your words, and I'm immune to Jedi Mind tricks.

Head_of_games

If I'm guilty of killin' your family, I don't think they're is anything that I can say to talk you out of killin' me; I'm guilty of a bad deed, and there is no way to justify my actions.:P

id disarm you. im not tied up or anything... so i could just disarm you then kill you toogarrett_duffman

I wouldn't have to do anything, Chuck Norris got my back. :P

I would say to you that if you kill me then you will only be hurting yourself because you would put your future at stake. Also, I would tell you that my killing me you are allowing me to take the easy way out rather than making me face any punishment for my crime.

I would say to you that if you kill me then you will only be hurting yourself because you would put your future at stake. Also, I would tell you that my killing me you are allowing me to take the easy way out rather than making me face any punishment for my crime.

redfield_137

"My name is Tyler Durden."

I would Blind you then use Cloak of Shadows and then Vanish!!!!!!1111

Let's go downstairs, I'll show you who you really are.

"Wtf dude, It wasn't me"th3warr1or

I know it was you, i saw you give them the Transformers 2 DVD!!!!! *BANG*

Your father squealed like a pig.

I would say.

"do you want to know how your family screamed before I killed them?"

wait crap I think im doing this wrong

"Im not gonna beg for my life like your pathetic family if thats what you're waiting for."

"Well, you could kill me, thus avenging your family, but that would mean ****-all, wouldn't it? Killing the man that killed your family just so you'll feel better about yourself. You're no better than I am, the guy who killed your dear old family. If you want to be THAT, shoot me. Put me out of my misery. See if I care. If you don't want to turn into the same evil bastard that I am, lower the gun. That way, you'll REALLY make me suffer, knowing what I did."

"Im not gonna beg for my life like your pathetic family if thats what you're waiting for."

Zerocrossings

*Pulls out a box of all pokemon episodes and turns on the 1st episode while saying "How about now?"*

[QUOTE="redfield_137"]

I would say to you that if you kill me then you will only be hurting yourself because you would put your future at stake. Also, I would tell you that my killing me you are allowing me to take the easy way out rather than making me face any punishment for my crime.

Head_of_games

I will then tell you that you are merely torturing yourself by becoming the very evil you hate so much. The best thing for you to do is forgive me and let go of your anger before it destroys you.

[QUOTE="Zerocrossings"]

"Im not gonna beg for my life like your pathetic family if thats what you're waiting for."

XBryanFuryX

*Pulls out a box of all pokemon episodes and turns on the 1st episode while saying "How about now?"*

*watches*

Good for me that I actually have some nostalgic value in this show.

Now if you were to sho- *sees box of Digimon episodes* NO! NO PLEASE! NO!

"If you kill me you will never know where your sister is!"Wii_Gamer_277

First, I would do this:


Then, when you went "awwwwww....", I'd do this!

"Wait, you can't kill me! Chuck Norris is my father!"

You'll go to jail and suffer for the rest of your life even more if you kill me, while I will be comforted by death and not have to spend my life in jail. You chose.

I would break down and tell you I have never killed anybody in my life.

If you kill me, you'll never know where I hid the treasure.chessmaster1989

lol that or I won't give you the antidote

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]If you kill me, you'll never know where I hid the treasure.Serraph105

lol that or I won't give you the antidote

That works too. :P

There really isn't anything you can say to someone in a situation like that. You're gonna die.

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your family better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

I have a list of last words

http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your family better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

Electr1c-Shot

If I had helped someone kill his family and had a chance to save them, and they said that overated crap I would shoot him myself.

Erm your on safety...