Scenario: You have killed my family, and I am holding a gun to your head...

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#51 pete_merlin
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If you kill me you will never find them. If you torture me I will laugh in your face. If you show me sass one more time I will remove that gun from your grip and bash you over the head with it.

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#52 LP4EVA2005
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i swear, ppl have the sickest minds..
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#53 T_P_O
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I'd probably say nothing and try to stare you out. Mainly hoping you'd go insane.

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#54 AIRWALKTDK666
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give you a hug (my hugs can calm anyone down)

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#55 Raiden004
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I would say something like: Your family was the worlds most dangerous group of terrorists ever! They said they were going to kill you!

Or I would say another thing like: If you shoot me you will lowering yourself down to my level.

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#56 Razor-Lazor
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If I killed your family, then all I'm going to say is, "I'm sorry." I would not try to trick you out of killing me, because I had it coming.
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#57 garrett_duffman
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"see this? this is my friend, mr. Washington, and he says I didnt kill your family, and George washington never told a lie...."
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#58 gatorteen
Member since 2005 • 2760 Posts

With my strong linguistic skills, I would be able to talk him into killing himself instead of me.

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#59 Raiden004
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"see this? this is my friend, mr. Washington, and he says I didnt kill your family, and George washington never told a lie...."garrett_duffman
I think it would better if you brought benny franklin along. He always makes people happy.

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#60 WasntAvailable
Member since 2008 • 5605 Posts

"WAIT! He was not your real father, I am...."

You end up caught off gaurd, I disarm you :P.

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#61 ZookGuy
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Don't shoot me, bro!
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#62 deactivated-5a79221380856
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"Forgive me."

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#63 CRS98
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"I killed your whole family, how many people have YOU killed?"
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#64 super_mario_128
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Eh, if you have any sense nothing I could say would talk you out of it at that moment. Nothing. And the likelihood is I'd deserve it.
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#65 Jfisch93
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Well, I am a saiyan, so I'll just walk away considering bullets can't hurt me.

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#66 MetallicSoap
Member since 2009 • 278 Posts

In exchange for my life, I'd let you have sex with my sister.:lol:

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#67 whackedjob213
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expelliarmus

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#68 Wae416
Member since 2007 • 803 Posts

"I didn't kill YOUR family. I killed MY family. You see, WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!"

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#69 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]"see this? this is my friend, mr. Washington, and he says I didnt kill your family, and George washington never told a lie...."Raiden004

I think it would better if you brought benny franklin along. He always makes people happy.

benjamin franklin isnt notoriously truthful... im trying to SAVE my life.
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#70 Acemaster27
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Wait, someone on gamespot just said your worldview was illogical. Better correct them first.
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#71 Cantius
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Smile I guess, and accept defeat.
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#72 Yongying
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"dad gave me a gun like that once, said it was like an instrument of righteousness, do you remember the time when we were kids and you shot gramps?"

hopefully on the last sentence you would have a WTF look on your face and pause to think for a second, i would take that second for my life!

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#73 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]

What do you say to talk me out of it? And don't even think about trying anything, I can pull the trigger first. All you have is your words, and I'm immune to Jedi Mind tricks.

00-Riddick-00

dont look at me.. i just got here :|

Haha the best post. :P

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#74 sinistergoggles
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I'd say something like, "It wasn't me, but I know who it was. If you kill me now; you'll lose your only chance of finding them."

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#75 Treflis
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" I guess they didn't drop any good loot"
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#76 Shhadow_Viper
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What could I do? I would most likely apologize for what it is worth, and say I understand what you have to do, and close my eyes.

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#77 XBryanFuryX
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" I guess they didn't drop any good loot"Treflis

"No my father dropped the [Warglaives of OMGWTFHAX!!!@!111]."

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#78 LightR
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You kill me and I'll tell your mom! You'll be in lotsa trouble!

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#79 Stesilaus
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What do you say to talk me out of it? And don't even think about trying anything, I can pull the trigger first. All you have is your words, and I'm immune to Jedi Mind tricks.

Head_of_games

"I bet you're sorry you let your dog pee on my front lawn now, huh?"

:twisted:

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#80 Meowmixxvi
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*turns away and bend over* take anything you want, but not my life! lmfao!
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#81 metroidfood
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Credits will do fine.

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#82 IbnLaAhad
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What do you say to talk me out of it? And don't even think about trying anything, I can pull the trigger first. All you have is your words, and I'm immune to Jedi Mind tricks.

Head_of_games

IbnLaAhad: Stop dude, JUST STOP. What are we doing to our selves? God... if I'd ONLY KNOWN WHY DAWG... Look, dude, i'm honestly and truthfully sorry, you can take my money, my house, HECK, you CAN TAKE MY LIFE, but you will only become your own monster (grabs hand and gently lowers gun)."

Head of games: "I guess you're right... I guess-".

BANG! CROTCH SHOT!

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#83 Toriko42
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I'd most likely make you totally breakdown and just mess with your head 'I enjoyed it' and stuff like that
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#84 Deadly_Fatalis
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I'm a pacifist, I try to avoid fights whenever possible. So it seems very unlikely for me to have killed your family.
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#85 Maqda7
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If I did kill your family you wouldn't know it was me. But back on topic, I'd just let you get it over with.
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#86 Murj
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*Breaks into a homicidal version of Shaggy's "It wasn't me" and dances*

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#87 KHfanboy2
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Do you know that I'm Han Solo? I always shoot first...

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#88 IbnLaAhad
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Actually, here's what I'd actually do:

Sup dawg?

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#89 ChicaQueenWarGa
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I'd think of some inspirational speech, and while you ponder that, I would take your gun and shoot you.
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#90 xMP44x
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'You might like to know I made it quick' - Maybe not, actually.

'Uhh... yeah. You go ahead and kill me. Just so you know, this place is rigged with a bomb'

To be honest I don't know. I don't see myself killing your family. If you said something after that, it'd be in the heat of the moment.

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#91 DJ-Lafleur
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"Go ahead, kill me. But if you kill me, you will be no better than me. You will become a murderer just like I. You and I would be no different. Kill me, and I will see you in flaming pits of Hell later when you die." :|

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#92 Ghost_702
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I'd rather die than go to prison so I would either say nothing if I knew you were going to pull the trigger, or coerce you to do it.
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#93 Murj
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"Go ahead, kill me. But if you kill me, you will be no better than me. You will become a murderer just like I. You and I would be no different. Kill me, and I will see you in flaming pits of Hell later when you die." :|

DJ-Lafleur

I'd totally shoot you if you told me that ;)

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#94 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

"Go ahead, kill me. But if you kill me, you will be no better than me. You will become a murderer just like I. You and I would be no different. Kill me, and I will see you in flaming pits of Hell later when you die." :|

Murj

I'd totally shoot you if you told me that ;)

B-but you'd go to the flaming pits of Hell along with me when you die. D:

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#95 nofriekinlemons
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wow this is just awfull lol

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#96 nofriekinlemons
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Your father squealed like a pig.

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dude you guys are awful im laughing myself to death

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#97 psychobrew
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This isn't real. This is all a figment of your imagination and your family isn't really dead. I am a symbol your mind created to trick you in to killing your own family, but by doing what you think is killing me, you would actually be killing your own family while you sleep. You are sick and you need help. If you go back to bed without killing me, you will wake up and realize this is all just a bad dream and you will be able to get the help that you need.
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#98 St_JimmyX
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Being a jedi/ninja hybrid, I'd use my mind to fool you and my ninja skills to disappear before your very eyes.

Edit: Immune to jedi-mind tricks? You speak lies.

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#99 lexika
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If I happened to kill your family, it would have been from a complete accident and I would beg for my life until either you shot me or let me go.
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#100 konvikt_17
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nothing. or i would say, "just shoot me already!"

im fairly certain that there is nothing anyone could say that would change your mind if you found the guy who killed your family and have him at gunpoint.