Scientists are funny

Hi, i was just thinking about the big bang theory and i think it's hilarious that adult humans could think that the whole universe was created with just a bang. To me, it sounds like something a 6 year old would think of.

I think that the scientists were just trying as hard as they could to find something that didn't go along with how God created that earth. What do you guys think?

A bang?

More like a singularity expanding. With a bang.

Hi, i was just thinking about the big bang theory and i think it's hilarious that adult humans could think that the whole universe was created with just a bang. To me, it sounds like something a 6 year old would think of.

I think that the scientists were just trying as hard as they could to find something that didn't go along with how God created that earth. What do you guys think?

Meyer1100

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

That basically sums up this post.

*Sniff*

Is that. . . .troll droppings?

i just think that this theory is ridiculous... how something as complex as our universe could be created like that.

Once you think of how our planet is placed...(it's not too far from the sun but far enough away) and how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

All you have to do is think about it.

please know more about the topic than what it is called before you complain about it

Hi, i was just thinking about the big bang theory and i think it's hilarious that adult humans could think that the whole universe was created with just a bang. To me, it sounds like something a 6 year old would think of.

I think that the scientists were just trying as hard as they could to find something that didn't go along with how God created that earth. What do you guys think?

Meyer1100

there was a big bang know gods just us and Aliens who people think are gods .

i just think that this theory is ridiculous... how something as complex as our universe could be created like that.

Once you think of how our planet is placed...(it's not too far from the sun but far enough away) and how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

All you have to do is think it.

Meyer1100

i might as well admit defeat right now...

i just think that this theory is ridiculous... how something as complex as our universe could be created like that.

Once you think of how our planet is placed...(it's not too far from the sun but far enough away) and how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

All you have to do is think it.

Meyer1100

Yeah, all you have to do is think.

With the universe containing trillions of stars and even more trillions of planets, it's quite likely that AT LEAST one of those planets would be spaced the correct distance from its corresponding star to be of the correct temperature to sustain carbon based life forms.

And with all the different courses that evolution can take, the different ways in which animals will develop protection is quite staggering.

All you have to do is think it.

i might as well admit defeat right now...

Meyer1100

Yeah, that's your best bet right now. Save yourself from more embarrassment.

i just think that this theory is ridiculous... how something as complex as our universe could be created like that.

Meyer1100

Once you think of how our planet is placed...(it's not too far from the sun but far enough away) and how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

Meyer1100

All you have to do is think about it.

Meyer1100

i might as well admit defeat right now...

Meyer1100

i just think that this theory is ridiculous... how something as complex as our universe could be created like that.

Once you think of how our planet is placed...(it's not too far from the sun but far enough away) and how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

All you have to do is think about it.

Meyer1100

Usually the more simple of ideas is more childish (god creating everything today), then the more complicated (millions of pieces of evidence with numerous theories still being studied today) ideas..

Hi, i was just thinking about the big bang theory and i think it's hilarious that adult humans could think that the whole universe was created with just a bang. To me, it sounds like something a 6 year old would think of.

I think that the scientists were just trying as hard as they could to find something that didn't go along with how God created that earth. What do you guys think?

Meyer1100

For all my life, I've noticed worms in the ground, and I'm always astounded at how many there are. It's pretty obvious to me that worms shaped this world, and continue to shape this world. So obviously, worms created all worlds, and the universe is just a molecule inside another worm, that's shaping another world, inside another universe, which is just a molecule in...

See how stupid that sounds? I have no proof that worms created the world, and no proof that universes are molecules, but if I believe it long enough I'm going to accept it as fact. I wonder what else people force themselves to believe through repetition...

how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

Meyer1100

That is irrelevant to the big bang... through evolution, or even if you are a non-believer in evolution, natural selection those things exist.

I think it's it's funny that in this day and age so many people still can oinly come up with the same tired and hilariously primitive explanation for the origin of the universe: "magic man dun it"

[QUOTE="Meyer1100"]

i just think that this theory is ridiculous... how something as complex as our universe could be created like that.

Funky_Llama

Once you think of how our planet is placed...(it's not too far from the sun but far enough away) and how complex some of our animals are. The chameleon can camouflage itself, the poison dart frog has its poison from its skin for protection.

Meyer1100

All you have to do is think about it.

Meyer1100

Billions of planets is a understatement..

The milky way has some 200 to 400 billion stars... Its considered a medium sized galaxy.. The Hubble telescope in 1999 predicted there to be around 125 billion galaxies in the universe it could spot.. This is only after a certain size because smaller galaxies are nearly impossible to see with current technology.

i might as well admit defeat right now...

Meyer1100

At the least do some reading about the topic so you can actually take issue with the theory rather than just the name.

I think it's it's funny that in this day and age so many people still can oinly come up with the same tired and hilariously primitive explanation for the origin of the universe: "magic man dun it"

ithilgore2006

I think it's funny that you can be so intolerant of other peoples beliefs.

Jus to help you out a bit, the expanding singularity didn't expand into planets and animals and whatever you can name. There was primarily Hydrogen, which other elements were made from by nuclear fusion.

The name of the theory is a bit of a misnomer since there was no bang.

Jus to help you out a bit, the expanding singularity didn't expand into planets and animals and whatever you can name. There was primarily Hydrogen, which other elements were made from by nuclear fusion.

The name of the theory is a bit of a misnomer since there was no bang.

MindFreeze

I bet there was noise at some time ;) Maybe not as we think of sound (well i guess you could hear it if the gas hit the right density...).

[QUOTE="MindFreeze"]

Jus to help you out a bit, the expanding singularity didn't expand into planets and animals and whatever you can name. There was primarily Hydrogen, which other elements were made from by nuclear fusion.

The name of the theory is a bit of a misnomer since there was no bang.

duxup

I bet there was noise at some time ;) Maybe not as we think of sound (well i guess you could hear it if the gas hit the right density...).

Listening to the Big Bang

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]

I think it's it's funny that in this day and age so many people still can oinly come up with the same tired and hilariously primitive explanation for the origin of the universe: "magic man dun it"

harashawn

I think it's funny that you can be so intolerant of other peoples beliefs.

In this year, that sort of silly belief is completely out of place ( I am referring to young earth creationism, not all of chrisitanity), especially when they use it as an excuse to bash hardworking scientists who are only trying to further the advancement and knowledge of the human race, and get their work and attacked because what they find doesn't adhere to ancient, primitive beliefs.

[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="MindFreeze"]

Jus to help you out a bit, the expanding singularity didn't expand into planets and animals and whatever you can name. There was primarily Hydrogen, which other elements were made from by nuclear fusion.

The name of the theory is a bit of a misnomer since there was no bang.

MindFreeze

I bet there was noise at some time ;) Maybe not as we think of sound (well i guess you could hear it if the gas hit the right density...).

Listening to the Big Bang

That noise wasn't as epic as I imagined it to be. Steven is disappointed. :(

[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="MindFreeze"]

Jus to help you out a bit, the expanding singularity didn't expand into planets and animals and whatever you can name. There was primarily Hydrogen, which other elements were made from by nuclear fusion.

The name of the theory is a bit of a misnomer since there was no bang.

MindFreeze

I bet there was noise at some time ;) Maybe not as we think of sound (well i guess you could hear it if the gas hit the right density...).

Listening to the Big Bang

Damn, the first million years of the universe sounded fairly boring.

Do you actually find it humorous?

In this year, that sort of silly belief is completely out of place ( I am referring to young earth creationism, not all of chrisitanity), especially when they use it as an excuse to bash hardworking scientists who are only trying to further the advancement and knowledge of the human race, and get their work and attacked because what they find doesn't adhere to ancient, primitive beliefs.

ithilgore2006

What other people believe doesn't affect you in any way.

And to call someone's belief "silly" is just ignorant.

Damn, the first million years of the universe sounded fairly boring.

duxup

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]Do you actually find it humorous?

In this year, that sort of silly belief is completely out of place ( I am referring to young earth creationism, not all of chrisitanity), especially when they use it as an excuse to bash hardworking scientists who are only trying to further the advancement and knowledge of the human race, and get their work and attacked because what they find doesn't adhere to ancient, primitive beliefs.

harashawn

What other people believe doesn't affect you in any way.

And to call someone's belief "silly" is just ignorant.

When everything points to, in this case the earth NOT being 5-6 thousand years old, I'd say it's justified to call it silly.

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]Do you actually find it humorous?

In this year, that sort of silly belief is completely out of place ( I am referring to young earth creationism, not all of chrisitanity), especially when they use it as an excuse to bash hardworking scientists who are only trying to further the advancement and knowledge of the human race, and get their work and attacked because what they find doesn't adhere to ancient, primitive beliefs.

harashawn

What other people believe doesn't affect you in any way.

And to call someone's belief "silly" is just ignorant.

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]Do you actually find it humorous?

In this year, that sort of silly belief is completely out of place ( I am referring to young earth creationism, not all of chrisitanity), especially when they use it as an excuse to bash hardworking scientists who are only trying to further the advancement and knowledge of the human race, and get their work and attacked because what they find doesn't adhere to ancient, primitive beliefs.

harashawn

What other people believe doesn't affect you in any way.

And to call someone's belief "silly" is just ignorant.

Not when that person is belittling a far more plausible belief, just for the sake of it.ithilgore2006

Just because you don't agree with someone, doesn't mean they're wrong. ;)

[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="MindFreeze"]

Jus to help you out a bit, the expanding singularity didn't expand into planets and animals and whatever you can name. There was primarily Hydrogen, which other elements were made from by nuclear fusion.

The name of the theory is a bit of a misnomer since there was no bang.

MindFreeze

I bet there was noise at some time ;) Maybe not as we think of sound (well i guess you could hear it if the gas hit the right density...).

Listening to the Big Bang

That was awesome. The Big Bang should be renamed "The Big BwoooooooooOOoOoOOom".

And to call someone's belief "silly" is just ignorant.

harashawn

2. Would it be silly for a grown, otherwise rational, person to believe the pigs fly?

No offense to anybody of religious backgrounds here but, trolling or not, people like the TC are the exact reason why I completely laugh at creationism as a whole. Seriously, such a lack of intelligence is astounding.-Jiggles-

[QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]No offense to anybody of religious backgrounds here but, trolling or not, people like the TC are the exact reason why I completely laugh at creationism as a whole. Seriously, such a lack of intelligence is astounding.Funky_Llama

True, but the fact that he's basing his entire post around the Big Bang being wrong, especially considering that it's obvious he did no prior background research on the subject at all, shows just how blatantly biased and ignorant he truly is.

It would be the same as me making a topic called "Theists are funny" and then rant about how all the animals of the earth couldn't fit on an ark or if the Christian god could make a stone too heavy for himself to lift, etc. It's simply a show-off of pure illiteracy.

Joke thread?Blood-Scribe

For the sake of sanity, I'm assuming it is.

1. Look up ignorance...

2. Would it be silly for a grown, otherwise rational, person to believe the pigs fly?

Funky_Llama

1. I know what ignorant means, I don't need to look it up.

2. Name one person who believes in flying pigs and I'll answer your question.

WHAT? AAHHH

thats the most annoying thing ive heard in my life, aaaaahh