seriously, how do you guys get girls

How about just manning up, walk over to them and, I don't know...maybe talking to them? Sitting around pining over what to do, isn't gonna get anything done.

By wearing Bapes.B05T0N

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]By wearing Bapes.Def_Jef88

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

BlueBarad

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="B05T0N"]By wearing Bapes.B05T0N

[QUOTE="BlueBarad"]

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

Def_Jef88

As my friend has "the hot b's are in there"

[QUOTE="BlueBarad"]

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

Def_Jef88

You can use any other stupid store, it doesn't matter. The point is to engage in conversation withouth the threat of being a weirdo or that you only wanna pick her up.

If she says yes, you can be her shopping friend for the day. But again, NEVER offer to buy anything to a girl, because they will just use you.

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

BlueBarad

what would you do if there was a friend with her.

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="BlueBarad"]

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

gasmaskman

As my friend has "the hot b's are in there"

Ill pick up my hot b's at like... Kohls or something...

Although, my current girl is totally an American Eagle, Abercrombie, etc, etc person. Ya know, typical rich girl, Kinda funny considering im the exact opposite...

screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withlonewolf604

If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

BlueBarad

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withdooly420

what would you do if there was a friend with her.

SlimD_Cuz_Cuz

you must aproach them from the front. Always aproach a girl from the front, from the back they will dismiss you because you are creepy.

It's easier if you have a firend with you, because he can work the fat chick while you work on the hot one.

If you are alone you must try to engage the ugly friend in conversation. Ugly chicks never get hit on, so they will be more receptive to your antics, completelly ignore the other girl. Get to know the ugly chick first and if you are friends with her you can get with the hot one later on.

Recommended reading for you pervs: The Game by Neil Strauss

[QUOTE="dooly420"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"]screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withlonewolf604

I don't know about you but teh ladies just come up to me and start gushing about how awesome and sexay I am, then I tell them I post on gamespot and that seals the deal ;)

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="dooly420"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"]screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withesb1118

hahahah... LAMEEEEE :P lolUnited_We_Fall

Actually the Lame thing is to walk up to a girl and say: Hi, my name is John, what is yours?

I don't know about you but teh ladies just come up to me and start gushing about how awesome and sexay I am, then I tell them I post on gamespot and that seals the deal ;)

Bill900

[QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="dooly420"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"]screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withDef_Jef88

I don't know about you but teh ladies just come up to me and start gushing about how awesome and sexay I am, then I tell them I post on gamespot and that seals the deal ;)

Bill900

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="dooly420"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"]screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withesb1118

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withdooly420

oh so true. NEVER date people you work closely with, it will be akward if/when it ends badly.

[QUOTE="Bill900"]

I don't know about you but teh ladies just come up to me and start gushing about how awesome and sexay I am, then I tell them I post on gamespot and that seals the deal ;)

dooly420

its getting bigger >.>

Show her your penis Works everytime for me...

Seriously though, talk to them about anything really, be funny.

i touch them and they slap me sdo i apologise and say im mental so they feel sorry for me then i tell them i a virgen

never works

im trolling

[QUOTE="Bill900"]

I don't know about you but teh ladies just come up to me and start gushing about how awesome and sexay I am, then I tell them I post on gamespot and that seals the deal ;)

dooly420

rofl, yeah i guess no one told him size really does matter ;)

I'll tell you my lost friend...

1st. This is the easiest, yet the most shameful one.

It's called "The Chandler", it's a friends reference...anyway, you have to come off really gay to a girl, and become her best **** wtv...but you can't be her **** for long...after she let's her guard down, you have to swoop in with your real self and just kiss her no tongues..just kiss her for like a minute... tell her this exact line "This is how I feel about you". She'll prolly be like "but your gay...ect...ect..." All you need to do then is persuade her that that was how much you wanted to be with her.

2nd. The Bastard

You have to be as **** to her as possible...

Then You have to arrange a meeting between the two of you such as elevator emergency....ect

Then you have to start being nice to her an inch by inch...if she doesn't seem interested you're not going to make a progress, but you can do the rebound move by becoming friends with her BE SUPER APOLOGETIC at the end....then after few more confrontation you do what comes natural

And there's the normal guy who just asks the girl out...

walk past and 'accidentally' bump shoulders with her, turn round apologise and say i'm really sorry, can i buy you a drink to make it up to you?GenTom

Have you been charged with any harassment claims?

JK JK but still thts way too forward my man!

What's a girl?.....X360PS3AMD05

its kinda like a potato peeler

i use large magnets that attract their earrings