seriously, how do you guys get girls

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#51 deactivated-58f8be37da70d
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I don't just hit on random girls...Only D-Bags do that. You need to be their friends first then if you feel that you both have a deeper connection, ask her out.
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#52 Funkyhamster
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Being sexy... it's a lot less work that way.
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#53 serbsta69
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I dont know... talk to her?
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#54 Mr_sprinkles
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learn to juggle. chicks dig jugglers.

:D

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#55 muppet1010
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walk past and 'accidentally' bump shoulders with her, turn round apologise and say i'm really sorry, can i buy you a drink to make it up to you?GenTom
depends on where you are but if you want a real answer TC then stuff like this. maybe not in a mall but if you were to try this in a bar it may work. The key is to be very confident really.
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#56 leonjuretic
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...just go to a bar if and get drunk if nothing else works for ya
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#57 HellRazer360
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by havin a fat ass bankroll with you
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#58 kulmiye
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well weve ben keeping it a secret from you up until now... be sure not to abuse this! when you see a girl you like and I mean "really" like dont just waste this remmeber! you need to just walk upto, her gently lean over and whisper "mazel tov" into her ear. This creates a 15 second window of opportunity where she will say yes if you request her to be your girlfriend. Now be sure you dont abuse this! and remember!... if you have used this on a girl and you are currently going out with her. DO NOT use this on another girl. If you do then it will instantly lose all effect and never, ever work for you again.muppet1010

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[QUOTE="muppet1010"]well weve ben keeping it a secret from you up until now... be sure not to abuse this! when you see a girl you like and I mean "really" like dont just waste this remmeber! you need to just walk upto, her gently lean over and whisper "mazel tov" into her ear. This creates a 15 second window of opportunity where she will say yes if you request her to be your girlfriend. Now be sure you dont abuse this! and remember!... if you have used this on a girl and you are currently going out with her. DO NOT use this on another girl. If you do then it will instantly lose all effect and never, ever work for you again.kulmiye

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you mean you werent in on it either :o

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#60 TheManOfLegends
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Wear clown shoes.

Girls love clown shoes.

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#61 whoody12
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open my mouth an talk ? :?
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#62 Zealot_02_basic
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Study group for the one course you know inside out + sumo bean bag + "one evening" by feist = solution.
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#63 firebreathing
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If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

BlueBarad

if she has a friend you can "double your pleasure" :D. Instead of asking where some lame clothing store is you could say "Hey I'm new in town, could you walk me around a little??"

[QUOTE="B05T0N"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="B05T0N"]By wearing Bapes.Def_Jef88
so I should get some,eh? :P


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C is for cookie and thats good enough for me...

S is for sex

screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have ****s withlonewolf604

more friends you have better your options :)

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#64 Lisaanne30
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LOL yes we love clown shoes LOL

Why not walk up to a girl and start with a Hello , how are you?

Wear clown shoes.

Girls love clown shoes.

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#65 -TheSecondSign-
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I pay my old homeless friend ten dollars and give him a knife. Then when she goes outside she gets attacked by this crazy old homeless guy who must've sound some kind of knife. Then I get there just in time and save the day by beating the tar out of this random old guy.

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#66 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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Talk to them,and then compliment them (and not in a ridiculous way >_> ).
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#67 fiscope
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screw mall chicks, get someone who you work with or have classes withlonewolf604

No way. Dont go out with someone from school! I did and now that we broke up I see her everyday..... It's not a good situaution.

Find someone who lives near you. At least then you can see each other without driving.

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#68 maximusmmii
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don't think, do. start talking to girls and don't worry about coming off as a jackass. don't censor yourself (well, maybe just a little,) and say whatever is on your mind. it is a fact that you will not make a good impression on some percentage of women and people in general, but that is inevitable. there is no one person that is likeable to everyone. so don't let a few failed attempts, put you down. be honest, be confident, and sometimes you have to be persistant.
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#69 kulmiye
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[QUOTE="kulmiye"]

[QUOTE="muppet1010"]well weve ben keeping it a secret from you up until now... be sure not to abuse this! when you see a girl you like and I mean "really" like dont just waste this remmeber! you need to just walk upto, her gently lean over and whisper "mazel tov" into her ear. This creates a 15 second window of opportunity where she will say yes if you request her to be your girlfriend. Now be sure you dont abuse this! and remember!... if you have used this on a girl and you are currently going out with her. DO NOT use this on another girl. If you do then it will instantly lose all effect and never, ever work for you again.muppet1010

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you mean you werent in on it either :o

People always keep secrets from me :cry:.

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#70 SolidSnake35
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Personally, I don't.
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#71 ScottEFresh
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bottle of cloroform and a white vanWhicker89

HAhahah! oh man that was great!

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#72 ScottEFresh
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bottle of cloroform and a white vanWhicker89

HAhahah! oh man that was great!

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#73 Adversary16
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Well, you know you can... "Interact" with her right? This isn't a game, you can do everything you want! w00t!
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#74 proctorsurf
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it's really not that hard.... not saying I'm some sort of pimp... but really it's not hard... just talk to her, or them.... be sure to have confidence... make sure you don't just talk about yourself the whole time though... lastly, its only akward if you make it that way. If you are thinking akward akward in your head.. that's how it will be... orrr you could always say,"is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off>!?
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#75 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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I don't get girls. :D

But just start walking around the mall and starting slapping asses. You'll find someone who's turned on eventually. I read something like that from a guy's signature one time.

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#76 HostileEffect
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Just ask a woman in your class that you like. You just need to know them as a friend first. Check to see if you have something in common, like Gym, hiking, computers, games, or just go shopping and hit the fast food.

I plan on staying single for the rest of my life, but I'm sure I could have picked up a girl in one of my classes, Now that I'm interested in the Iron game, I'm sure I could get a chick to come with me to a gym. But thats just it, I don't go out much, I play the Iron game at home and not in a Gym...

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#77 GettingTired
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Jedi mind controlling abilities.
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#78 foxhound_fox
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You go up to them and start a conversation.
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#79 cornholio157
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well i dont go after randome girls at the mall so idk
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#80 GettingTired
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bottle of cloroform and a white vanWhicker89

You forgot the free candy.
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#81 RamboSymbiot
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Smell and act like a monkey
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#82 brainscientist
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Alcohol!!!
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#84 -ZeRoHouR-
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I usually just walk around naked. Works everytime.
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#85 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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I make threads on OT about how to get girls 8)
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#86 fred1712
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dude, u know what I do? I get my dog to crap all over her shoe and she LOVES it!!
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#87 HellRazer360
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busty secrataries FTW!!!!!
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#89 yucky_straw
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Most guys don't hook up w/ girls that they spot out in public. Most girls may have their guard up when they're out shopping or whatever. Especially girls that get hit on all the time. So your chances arent' that good for picking up a girl at the mall (unless you are in highschool or younger, malls are more of a place for socializing when you're a teen).

Most couples meet at school, work, or anywhere that feels 'safe'. So if you really need to meet someone, try getting involved in some kind of activity or class that gives you an opportunity to mingle.

I also suggest working at the mall. I was dating the most while working at a mall. Not only do you get to meet a lot girls that work at different stores, but you get to build a relationship with girls who regularly shop at your store by having small talk when they shop there.

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#90 Food_Nipple
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we don't LIVE at gamespot...
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#92 jlh47
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seriously now, how would you go about trying to get with a girl you just spotted at the mall or something?SlimD_Cuz_Cuz

quicly run back inside and post on forums..

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#93 club-sandwich
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If she is alone walk up and say: I am totally lost do you know where American Eagle is?

She will explain it to you...

Say, I still don't get it, Can you walk me there?

and then you talk to her...ask her if she can help you chose a shirt for you.

DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ANYTHING TO HER.

Most guys walk up and say: hey what's your name? She looks at you = LAME!!!

If she has a friend, it's another ball game.

BlueBarad
Abercrombie & Fitch works better. ;D
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#94 Assassinslay
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open my mouth an talk ? :?whoody12

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#95 SlimD_Cuz_Cuz
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ok that was how you guys do, but i press an oversized button that i pull out my pocket and summon the mothership to abduct any and all dime pieces i see to offer to the xenomorph queen to increase our population.now thats pimpin'.
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#96 Honenheim
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Share a conversation thats it.....theres nothing much to it.