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#1 Nit3nd0P0w3r
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Ok heres the Situation, Im in grade 10, theres this girl in grade 9, i find her very attractive and pretty. i want to get to know her. HOW?
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#2 south411
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you lie
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#3 tbone29
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Ignore the hell out of her.

It's the only logical option.

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#4 _EvidencE_
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The only good thing you said about her is attractive and pretty.

If you find yourself ever in a realationship with her, it'le be done in a week.Highschool realationships that are built on lust don't work.

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#5 ayanami_rei
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>_> This relates to girls. Fail.
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#8 Nit3nd0P0w3r
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if it helps i dont know her. nor have i ever talked to her and i dont know her name. HEL:P MEEEEE
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#10 RiseAgainst12
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Simply walk up to her and punch her clean in the ovaries. It is the best way.
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#11 Nit3nd0P0w3r
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WTF... my friend told me to come to off topic for girl problems, but it seems you guys dont help me
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#12 Thiago26792
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Just talk to her.
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#13 Nit3nd0P0w3r
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i dont know her at all though, what would i say to her
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#15 RiseAgainst12
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seriously try my suggestion whats the worst that could happen right?
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#16 ayanami_rei
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WTF... my friend told me to come to off topic for girl problems, but it seems you guys dont help meNit3nd0P0w3r
:| Maybe because OT of Gamespot is not here for your damn girl problems?
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#17 II-FBIsniper-II
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Touch her shoulder.

It's the only way.

(BTW, you lied to me :cry: )

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#18 lobodob
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seriously try my suggestion whats the worst that could happen right?RiseAgainst12
I agree. That's how I got my girlfriend.
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#19 tbone29
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[QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]WTF... my friend told me to come to off topic for girl problems, but it seems you guys dont help meayanami_rei
:| Maybe because OT of Gamespot is not here for your damn girl problems?

...and OT doesn't like being lied to :x

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#20 legend26
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you lie!! you fail!!!111!
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#21 Nit3nd0P0w3r
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ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?
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#23 omfg_its_dally
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]WTF... my friend told me to come to off topic for girl problems, but it seems you guys dont help metbone29

:| Maybe because OT of Gamespot is not here for your damn girl problems?

...and OT doesn't like being lied to :x

And now you shall feel the mighty wrath of OT!

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#24 clawwombat
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"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
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#25 RiseAgainst12
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ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?Nit3nd0P0w3r


positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.
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#26 Penguin_dragon
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[QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?RiseAgainst12


positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

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#27 kruesader
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Incredible lies, I will report this~!
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#29 lobodob
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[QUOTE="Penguin_dragon"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?themufanman



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

i need some website that says this if it's true im punching like 8 people

Works for me, hence why Im constantly surrounded by chicks while at work :P Its a good shield from customers :D
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#30 kittykatz5k
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The only good thing you said about her is attractive and pretty.

If you find yourself ever in a realationship with her, it'le be done in a week.Highschool realationships that are built on lust don't work.

_EvidencE_

Not ALL of the time, just most of the time. And often it is lust hat will start most relationships in the world, not just high school.

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#31 Blood-Scribe
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ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?Nit3nd0P0w3r

Yeah, that'll work. While you're at it, tell her she smells like she bathes in moose urine and could use a gastric by-pass. That'll get her all over you. It worked for me, so I guess it would work for you too.

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#32 fmacraze
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[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?Penguin_dragon



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

Does it work on guys? (Just curious, don't be mean... Yes, I'm straight.)

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#33 lobodob
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[QUOTE="Penguin_dragon"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?fmacraze



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

Does it work on guys? (Just curious, don't be mean... Yes, I'm straight.)

I suppose...If you can find a guy with ovaries...
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#34 fmacraze
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[QUOTE="fmacraze"][QUOTE="Penguin_dragon"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?lobodob



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

Does it work on guys? (Just curious, don't be mean... Yes, I'm straight.)

I suppose...If you can find a guy with ovaries...

And if they don't? =/

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#35 Big_player
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u dont know what ovaries are do you
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[QUOTE="lobodob"][QUOTE="fmacraze"][QUOTE="Penguin_dragon"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?fmacraze



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

Does it work on guys? (Just curious, don't be mean... Yes, I'm straight.)

I suppose...If you can find a guy with ovaries...

And if they don't? =/

Then he'll kick your ass.

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#37 RiseAgainst12
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[QUOTE="Penguin_dragon"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?themufanman



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

i need some website that says this if it's true im punching like 8 people



you cant trust the internet. best way to try it out is to go out there and do it.
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#38 RiseAgainst12
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[QUOTE="fmacraze"][QUOTE="lobodob"][QUOTE="fmacraze"][QUOTE="Penguin_dragon"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="Nit3nd0P0w3r"]ok so i goto school see her in the halls, feeling pressured i take a big swing and knock her clean in the overies? this will make her like me ? ur sure?Twiggiy



positive! it's how i got my last Girl. just looked into her eyes and Bam! clean in the ovaries she fell into my arms and we watched the sunset.

This is actually true. A punch in the ovaries is known to release a certain pheramone into the body that would trigger the person to instantly fall in love with the first person they see. Anyone whose taken biology knows this.

Does it work on guys? (Just curious, don't be mean... Yes, I'm straight.)

I suppose...If you can find a guy with ovaries...

And if they don't? =/

Then he'll kick your ass.



well you can always try a swift boot in the baby makers for a guy. it might realease a pheromone and if it doesnt you'll atleast have a chance to run.
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#40 RiseAgainst12
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who would actually trust this be called a pervert get bea up and lose all chances with the firl is what would happenthemufanman


shhh dont let him know
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#41 el_carl
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who would actually trust this be called a pervert get bea up and lose all chances with the firl is what would happenthemufanman
What are you talking about? Have you even tried it before? That's how everyone on the internets get their girls.
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#42 IgNIght
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ask her if to pants party. she say yes an u get have teh sex.
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#44 Penguin_dragon
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ask her if to pants party. she say yes an u get have teh sex.IgNIght

Oh God!:o ... The english language... its dead!:cry:

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#45 Jakendo
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Why dont you lie to her... it seems to be helping you now.:P

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#46 freek666
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Touch her shoulder.

It's the only way.

(BTW, you lied to me :cry: )

II-FBIsniper-II

I recommend this.

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#47 AVAirwaves
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Find out who she is friends with, if they have your class then become friends with them, when they like you enough they will introduce you to the girl you like and then BAM! :D
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#48 RiseAgainst12
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Find out who she is friends with, if they have your class then become friends with them, when they like you enough they will introduce you to the girl you like and then BAM! :DAVAirwaves


That's a lot of unnessecary trouble when you can just deliver a cutting blow to the ovaries and make her fall madly in love there and then. and you still get the BAM!
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#49 AVAirwaves
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[QUOTE="AVAirwaves"]Find out who she is friends with, if they have your class then become friends with them, when they like you enough they will introduce you to the girl you like and then BAM! :DRiseAgainst12


That's a lot of unnessecary trouble when you can just deliver a cutting blow to the ovaries and make her fall madly in love there and then. and you still get the BAM!

This is true, forget what I said TC, do this instead ;)

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#50 UTXII
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Fail at the topic title. :P

And, with this girl, do you know her or is it someone you just love to stare at and imagine? Talk, talk, talk. What happened to that girls stickied thread? Such great advice.