I enjoy sleeping.
Seeing it as a waste of time, well that would make as much sense to me as to regard other vital functions in daily life as a waste of time too.
Food. What a silly waste of time, i mean, you have to prepare it, and chew it when you could be talking instead. And then there are the dishes. I feel robbed.
And drinking.Total waste of time. You cant even say anything at all while you drink, and you have to spend money and time buying the stuff, and time IS money, money you had to work hard for in order to earn. Even just turning the tab to fill up a bottle, when you could be playing videogames or watching House.
And walking. What a royal waste of time that is? Where is my damn segway, they should invent a pill that restores your cardio vascular system, the strength of your bones and rebuild lost muscle tissue, while feeding your skin with D-vitamins. Cos walking is yet another theif of time, time you could be spending doing stuff you really like to do, like playing video games or watching House.
You probably get my point by now.
Humans are incapable of "wasting" time, since everything we do serves a purpose, however unconstructive that purpose might seem to be, or actually be.
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