So a girl smacked my butt today...

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#1 OrangeTurtle472
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Um... Yah. I was at the pet store in the mall this afternoon, because my family were in other stores, and we were going to meet up at Toys R Us or something after a while, so I decided to stop at the pet store just to look at the parrots and stuff... So I bent down to look at two ferrets in a cage in the pet store, and what do you know, someone behind me gave my behind a smack. Then I heard giggling. I turned around and I see one of those groups of bad girls, you know, those mean ones that swear and make fun of people and take up the hallways at school... And I really didn't know what to say. I didn't want to be a jerk by saying something mean, and I also didn't want to be a loser and say something stupid by trying to say something funny. So then I walk away and go look at the fishes, and surprise surprise, she smacks it again! :P I actually thought what she did was sort of funny, but I didn't know what to say... I'm very bad at thinking of what to say in front of people, because I don't have enough time to think of a clever comeback. Because if I said one thing stupid, I'd just make those girls laugh at me. Then one of the girls said her friend wanted my number... I would've given it to her just to be cool and all, but I just didn't know what to say... I'm not good at talking to random kids my age face to face... I'm 14 by the way. Does anyone know what I should do if something like thiss happens again?? :P
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#2 darksword1123
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I girl smacked my butt today too.....what do you know....and they're just messing around with you dude.
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#3 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Smack her butt back, obviously.
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#4 Zaeryn
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It's probably like, "lol, I dare you to smack that guys ass!" "okay LOLOL!"
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#5 bradleybhoy
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Act like you know.

ACT!!!

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#6 Vilot_Hero
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Have you heard this saying? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you"
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Methinks this thread has massive potential.
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#8 cifru
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Uh...smack hers in return?
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#9 OrangeTurtle472
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Methinks this thread has massive potential.MoldOnHold

Methinks too :P

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#10 bradleybhoy
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I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.
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#11 pspdseagle
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It all comes down to one question: Was she HOT!?
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#12 OrangeTurtle472
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Have you heard this saying? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you"Vilot_Hero

Don't you mean "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"?? :P

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#13 -Sluggo-
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You should have pulled a viking. Thrown her over your shoulder and started yelling "Rape and pillage! Rape and pillage!"
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#14 OrangeTurtle472
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It all comes down to one question: Was she HOT!?pspdseagle

um unfortunately she looked like a smoker, judging by her teeth :x

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#15 LeePearce
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It's probably like, "lol, I dare you to smack that guys ass!" "okay LOLOL!"Zaeryn

I agree, girls can be mean.

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#16 legend26
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Methinks this thread has massive potential.MoldOnHold
OOOOOooohhhh do i agree!:lol:
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#17 pazz999
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you should of akon - smacked that
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Um... Yah. I was at the pet store in the mall this afternoon, because my family were in other stores, and we were going to meet up at Toys R Us or something after a while, so I decided to stop at the pet store just to look at the parrots and stuff... So I bent down to look at two ferrets in a cage in the pet store, and what do you know, someone behind me gave my behind a smack. Then I heard giggling. I turned around and I see one of those groups of bad girls, you know, those mean ones that swear and make fun of people and take up the hallways at school... And I really didn't know what to say. I didn't want to be a jerk by saying something mean, and I also didn't want to be a loser and say something stupid by trying to say something funny. So then I walk away and go look at the fishes, and surprise surprise, she smacks it again! :P I actually thought what she did was sort of funny, but I didn't know what to say... I'm very bad at thinking of what to say in front of people, because I don't have enough time to think of a clever comeback. Because if I said one thing stupid, I'd just make those girls laugh at me. Then one of the girls said her friend wanted my number... I would've given it to her just to be cool and all, but I just didn't know what to say... I'm not good at talking to random kids my age face to face... I'm 14 by the way. Does anyone know what I should do if something like thiss happens again?? :Pamirbrandon

Dude the best thing to do in those situations is go with your instincts man.... dont think just say the first thing you can think of but dont even think about thinking about the first thing you thought of just say it....ahhhhhhhh your anyway your only 14 now it will come to you..........

If she would of smack my ass, i would of smack hers right back.... yeah and she obviously like you bro

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#19 OrangeTurtle472
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Uh...smack hers in return? cifru

You know, I was considering that, to be funny... But should i have just walked up to her and smacked her back without saying anything? Oh ya, and there was a guy in their group, so that could have been dangerous... And he was pretty big... didnt wana mess with that :P

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#20 Montaya
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THATS NICE, BLOG IT.
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#22 bradleybhoy
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You should've said, "I thought you was my mom for a sec there".

Or you could've turned around, looked her in the eye, smiled, turned around and bent back back over.

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[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"]Have you heard this saying? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you"amirbrandon

Don't you mean "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"?? :P

Errr...or that:P I dont know why you didnt have a chat with them. I swear If I got a penny for everytime someone doesnt talk to a girl, I would be rich.
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#24 OrangeTurtle472
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[QUOTE="Zaeryn"]It's probably like, "lol, I dare you to smack that guys ass!" "okay LOLOL!"LeePearce

I agree, girls can be mean.

Ya i bet :P

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#25 BiOZiGzAg
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loool.

These topics rule.

I bet the next topic is gonna be:

"Aaaaah! A girl licked my nipple."

>.>

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#26 OrangeTurtle472
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[QUOTE="amirbrandon"]

[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"]Have you heard this saying? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you"Vilot_Hero

Don't you mean "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"?? :P

Errr...or that:P I dont know why you didnt have a chat with them. I swear If I got a penny for everytime someone doesnt talk to a girl, I would be rich.

But... What if I say something stupid and she'll think I'm a dork and just leave? And then make fun of me? :P

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#27 ElectronicMagic
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If she was good looking, you should have given you her number. These kind of things are pretty rare.
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#28 bluezy
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I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.bradleybhoy
TMI:|

You've gotta pass it on, that's the only fair thing to do.

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[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"][QUOTE="amirbrandon"]

[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"]Have you heard this saying? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you"amirbrandon

Don't you mean "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"?? :P

Errr...or that:P I dont know why you didnt have a chat with them. I swear If I got a penny for everytime someone doesnt talk to a girl, I would be rich.

But... What if I say something stupid and she'll think I'm a dork and just leave? And then make fun of me? :P

It's better than letting a random person smack your ass two times in a row......
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#30 darksword1123
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If she was good looking, you should have given you her number. These kind of things are pretty rare.ElectronicMagic
Not really its pretty common....at least for me.
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#31 OrangeTurtle472
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How old are youR-Dot-Yung

I said in my first post on the thread "I'm 14" :P

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#32 LeePearce
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loool.

These topics rule.

I bet the next topic is gonna be:

"Aaaaah! A girl licked my nipple."

>.>

BiOZiGzAg

Lol, yh OT is full of teh funnay!

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#33 Zaeryn
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[QUOTE="Zaeryn"]It's probably like, "lol, I dare you to smack that guys ass!" "okay LOLOL!"LeePearce

I agree, girls can be mean.

Yup. From my experience, I'm 90% sure that was what happened and they were just screwing with you... but who knows, maybe she likes you, but not to sound mean or anything, I don't see why she would (since it doesn't appear that you know eachother well).
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#34 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.bluezy

TMI:|

:lol:

This is OT, we share evereything....

EVERYTHING!!!!! :o :D

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#36 bradleybhoy
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You should've booted her in the minge.

:lol:

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#37 CDNSnipe
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OT is a wonderous and frightening place. I liek it here.
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#38 pazz999
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You should've booted her in the minge.

:lol:

bradleybhoy

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#39 OrangeTurtle472
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[QUOTE="LeePearce"]

[QUOTE="Zaeryn"]It's probably like, "lol, I dare you to smack that guys ass!" "okay LOLOL!"Zaeryn

I agree, girls can be mean.

Yup. From my experience, I'm 90% sure that was what happened and they were just screwing with you... but who knows, maybe she likes you, but not to sound mean or anything, I don't see why she would (since it doesn't appear that you know eachother well).

Well she also asked "are you spanish, or italian, etc..." probably because thats what she likes lol

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#40 pspdseagle
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[QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]If she was good looking, you should have given you her number. These kind of things are pretty rare.darksword1123
Not really its pretty common....at least for me.

Lie!

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#41 MotherSuperior
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You should ask her to smack your bare ass next time and then bend over, drop your pants, and smile weirdly at her. It's funny and awkward at the same time and you could go from there.
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#42 II_Seraphim_II
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I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.bradleybhoy

Dude...that sounds so wrong!!! XDXDXD

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#43 Ontain
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Smack her butt back, obviously.Jandurin

obviously. it's like the only time you'll get to do that to a girl you don't know without risking a lawsuit.

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[QUOTE="darksword1123"][QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]If she was good looking, you should have given you her number. These kind of things are pretty rare.pspdseagle

Not really its pretty common....at least for me.

Lie!

she was actually sort of ugly. She looked alcoholic or something. But her friend was good :P i wouldve preferred if she smacked me heheh

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#45 markop2003
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that was happening to me when i was 13, i just ignored it, in the end they just give up. They want a reaction, like you thinking they're intressted or somthing just so they can reject you....

Actually try that, ask them out straight after.... i'm curious about what they'ld do...

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#46 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.II_Seraphim_II

Dude...that sounds so wrong!!! XDXDXD

But by God it feels so right!!!!!!!!

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#47 deactivated-60f8966fb59f5
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Touch her shoulder for instant sex.
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#48 markop2003
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[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"][QUOTE="amirbrandon"]

[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"]Have you heard this saying? "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you"amirbrandon

Don't you mean "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"?? :P

Errr...or that:P I dont know why you didnt have a chat with them. I swear If I got a penny for everytime someone doesnt talk to a girl, I would be rich.

But... What if I say something stupid and she'll think I'm a dork and just leave? And then make fun of me? :P

if she smacked your ass she already does think that

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#49 ElectronicMagic
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[QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]If she was good looking, you should have given you her number. These kind of things are pretty rare.darksword1123
Not really its pretty common....at least for me.

Well then hats off to you sir! I wish it happened to me. I guess that would mean I would have to go to the mall more often. :(

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#50 cold_skull
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You should have pulled a viking. Thrown her over your shoulder and started yelling "Rape and pillage! Rape and pillage!"-Sluggo-

:lol: I wish i thought of that