So a girl smacked my butt today...

[QUOTE="codalloo"]Wow... Best topic in OT. :lol: There were like 10 threads where people tried copying this hahahahamirbrandon

Lol ya they were actually sort of funny.

Hahah, I would've said "my turn" :lol:

It all comes down to one question: Was she HOT!?pspdseagle

Smack her butt back, obviously.Jandurin

That is probably the best answer.

[QUOTE="pspdseagle"]It all comes down to one question: Was she HOT!?-Shooter-

lol I wish, her friend was okay though :P

Maybe you should have gone in the fetal position and said "Dont hit me again Mommy. PLEASE MOMMY PLEASE!"

Or maybe you should have said "Owww... my butt is still sore from last night"

Or maybe "Stay away from my danger zone!"

Or maybe "You owe me a dinner and a movie!"

Or maybe "When you smacked my butt, I felt a connection"

Or maybe "Let me show you my post count"

Or maybe "Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection"

Or maybe "Dont think you can just smack my butt and not want a commitment"

Or maybe "Did you smack my butt or did I just fart?"

Maybe you should have gone in the fetal position and said "Dont hit me again Mommy. PLEASE MOMMY PLEASE!"

Or maybe you should have said "Owww... my butt is still sore from last night"

Or maybe "Stay away from my danger zone!"

Or maybe "You owe me a dinner and a movie!"

Or maybe "When you smacked my butt, I felt a connection"

Or maybe "Let me show you my post count"

Or maybe "Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection"

Or maybe "Dont think you can just smack my butt and not want a commitment"

Or maybe "Did you smack my butt or did I just fart?"

Jakendo

Wow, I gotta write these down... :P making this thread was a great investment :lol:

you shoulda squeezed her lumps and gone "honk honk"

then be like "woops, wrong lumps"

;)

Say something like "You slap like a girl"

Or "Is that all you got?"

I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.bradleybhoy

g@yest thing ive read all day

[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]I've had my ass given a good pummeling many a time.MonkaTG

g@yest thing ive read all day

lol tell me about it