So I just woke up in this girls (who I don't know) house right now...

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#1 darkmark91
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Let me start off with the last thing that I remember, which was going to a club with two of my buddies on new years eve to celebrate.

Now I've just awaken today about an hour ago with this throbbing headache realizing I wasn't home. And as I turned my head to the left I see this girl who I have never seen in my life. I tried to wake her by shaking her shoulder, however it didn't work... I didn't want to do anything to scare her awake because I'm afraid that she might not remember me too, and think that I'm a rapist or something.

Because of the situation I wanted to go home, thus I wrote a note with my number on it so she can call me later... But the thing is, as I was gathering my stuff I couldn't find my bloody pants!!!! Which have my keys, phone, and wallet. :x This is when I decided to use her house phone to call my friend to pick me up. But she doesn't have one! >_< (...I don't blame her cause I probably wouldn't have one if i had my own place...)

So now I am STARVING. I looked in her fridge for some food and ALL that's in there is alcohol! I mean that thing is STUFFED with it! The only food that I found was some frozen (and I think moldy) bread and few slices of smoked ham.

I tried waking her up again three more time, but this girl sleeps like a rock. So now I am trapped here with no food or communication to the outside world. All I have here is her crappy Vista computer that's slower than slow, I doesn't even have the correct date (01/02/2011) which I am praying to God that the date is wrong. Because if this date is correct that would mean that I was knocked out since new years eve!!

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#2 Lto_thaG
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Welcome to alcohol!

I once woke up in a busstop.

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#3 SolidSnake35
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Yeah, computer dates are usually wrong.
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#4 67gt500
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Once you find your way out of there, stop by the nearest clinic and get yourself 'checked out'... Happy New Year...
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#5 nintendo_ds_06
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Fun night much?

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#6 UT_Wrestler
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Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.
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#7 Crazyguy105
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Damn man. You slept through a whole day thanks to alcohol? :lol:

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Yeah, computer dates are usually wrong.SolidSnake35
Yup, mine claim it is the third of January already. -_-
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#9 Nintendevil
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Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.UT_Wrestler
Just came in here to say this. If I woke up ni someone else's house the last thing I would do is talk to Gamespot about it ._.

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#10 SolidSnake35
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Yeah, computer dates are usually wrong.horgen123
Yup, mine claim it is the third of January already. -_-

Mine too. Time flies.

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Let me start off with the last thing that I remember, which was going to a club with two of my buddies on new years eve to celebrate.

Now I've just awaken today about an hour ago with this throbbing headache realizing I wasn't home. And as I turned my head to the left I see this girl who I have never seen in my life. I tried to wake her by shaking her shoulder, however it didn't work... I didn't want to do anything to scare her awake because I'm afraid that she might not remember me too, and think that I'm a rapist or something.

Because of the situation I wanted to go home, thus I wrote a note with my number on it so she can call me later... But the thing is, as I was gathering my stuff I couldn't find my bloody pants!!!! Which have my keys, phone, and wallet. :x This is when I decided to use her house phone to call my friend to pick me up. But she doesn't have one! >_< (...I don't blame her cause I probably wouldn't have one if i had my own place...)

So now I am STARVING. I looked in her fridge for some food and ALL that's in there is alcohol! I mean that thing is STUFFED with it! The only food that I found was some frozen (and I think moldy) bread and few slices of smoked ham.

I tried waking her up again three more time, but this girl sleeps like a rock. So now I am trapped here with no food or communication to the outside world. All I have here is her crappy Vista computer that's slower than slow, I doesn't even have the correct date (01/02/2011) which I am praying to God that the date is wrong. Because if this date is correct that would mean that I was knocked out since new years eve!!

darkmark91

Assuming any of this story is true (which I honestly do not believe to be the case) just text one of your friends from the computer you are using.

/thread.

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#12 Joshywaa
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But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

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#13 karriston
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How long did it take to inflate her?
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#14 SolidSnake35
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Assuming any of this story is true (which I honestly do not believe to be the case) just text one of your friends from the computer you are usingcybrcatter
Oh it's true. Except the girl is a guy... which is why he hasn't woken him up.

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#15 weezyfb
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cool story jo
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#16 Sunsha
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Assuming any of this story is true (which I honestly do not believe to be the case) just text one of your friends from the computer you are using.cybrcatter
I don't believe it either. If it is true though it makes me think very little of the TC.
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#17 PernicioEnigma
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Are you sure she's not, you know... dead.
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#18 Bikouchu35
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But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

Joshywaa

Busted?

Lol, cool story bro.

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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"] Assuming any of this story is true (which I honestly do not believe to be the case) just text one of your friends from the computer you are usingSolidSnake35

Oh it's true. Except the girl is a guy... which is why he hasn't woken him up.

I was wondering this myself. From what I've been able to gather about TC, my assumption has always been that he's gay

I'd feel more compelled to believe the OP if the girl was indeed a man.

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#20 ace-of-spades93
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Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.UT_Wrestler
Ha! The first thing i'd do if I woke up at a girls house is tell complete strangers on the interwebs :P
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[QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.ace-of-spades93
Ha! The first thing i'd do if I woke up at a girls house is tell complete strangers on the interwebs :P

it's for the e-ego.
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#22 arad96
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Walk out pantless, and look for your house.

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#23 cd_rom
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If this story was even remotely true, you'd be boning that girl right now.
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#24 mfp16
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do you seriously want us to believe this "story"... I was sorta maybe on board with until the whole date thing, you overdid it.
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#26 SupraGT
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I give your props TC. I was entertained.

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#27 Crazyguy105
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But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

Joshywaa

oh snap!

you just solved the mystery!

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#29 cd_rom
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If she sleeps like a rock, why the hell are you not taking advantage of that?dreDREb13
That's what I'm saying! Come on TC!
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#30 Joshywaa
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If this story was even remotely true, you'd be boning that girl right now.cd_rom

"You truly are the king of kings"

-Ben-Hur, Simpsons.

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#31 LiftedHeadshot
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hehe TC abandoned his thread
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#32 ace-of-spades93
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hehe TC abandoned his threadLiftedHeadshot
Can you blame him? :D It's going to be a rough couple of weeks for him on here :D
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#33 _rock_
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it was kinda believable until you claimed to have slept through the 1st of jan.
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#34 Shottayouth13-
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The girl's dead.
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#35 GamerForca
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I wish this story could've at least been believable past the topic title and first sentence. *sigh* i am disappoint.
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#36 spawnassasin
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Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.UT_Wrestler

what if it is :o

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Unlikely stories are unlikely
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#38 darksongbird
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Why are people still posting in this topic???

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#39 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="LiftedHeadshot"]hehe TC abandoned his threadace-of-spades93
Can you blame him? :D It's going to be a rough couple of weeks for him on here :D

I don't know what you're talking about.

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#40 darkmark91
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But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

Joshywaa

...Jesus Christ do I have to explain ever detail of my life... I didn't type the whole thing in one shot. As I was typing this, midway I tried to see if I could access her facebook so i could find out some info about her. All I found out her name and that she was "Getting drunk tonight HAPPY NEW YEARR" Then, I went to watch TV in her living room. Nothing good on so I came back here. Left that post in cd's thread, then realized I had the tab with what I had started in it... Also, I just realized it doesn't even matter if I get in contact with a friend because I still don't know WHERE I am. I found this out when i logged onto my facebook account and my friend asked wheres her house...? Lastly, yes SHE is alive. (Wtf I can't believe I came off gay to some of you guys)

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#42 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

darkmark91

...Jesus Christ do I have to explain ever detail of my life... I didn't type the whole thing in one shot. As I was typing this, midway I tried to see if I could access her facebook so i could find out some info about her. All I found out her name and that she was "Getting drunk tonight HAPPY NEW YEARR" Then, I went to watch TV in her living room. Nothing good on so I came back here. Left that post in cd's thread, then realized I had the tab with what I had started in it... Also, I just realized it doesn't even matter if I get in contact with a friend because I still don't know WHERE I am. I found this out when i logged onto my facebook account and my friend asked wheres her house...? Lastly, yes SHE is alive. (Wtf I can't believe I came off gay to some of you guys)

I have a wild idea: go outside, and find the nearest cross street.

BAM!

Location determined.

Are there any other basic tasks you would like me to help you with?

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#43 ace-of-spades93
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[QUOTE="darkmark91"]

[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

...Jesus Christ do I have to explain ever detail of my life... I didn't type the whole thing in one shot. As I was typing this, midway I tried to see if I could access her facebook so i could find out some info about her. All I found out her name and that she was "Getting drunk tonight HAPPY NEW YEARR" Then, I went to watch TV in her living room. Nothing good on so I came back here. Left that post in cd's thread, then realized I had the tab with what I had started in it... Also, I just realized it doesn't even matter if I get in contact with a friend because I still don't know WHERE I am. I found this out when i logged onto my facebook account and my friend asked wheres her house...? Lastly, yes SHE is alive. (Wtf I can't believe I came off gay to some of you guys)

:roll: Just keep digging.
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I have a hard time believing that a guy with over 2k posts on GS thought it possible that the computer he was on could actually have the incorrect date and time.
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[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

darkmark91

...Jesus Christ do I have to explain ever detail of my life... I didn't type the whole thing in one shot. As I was typing this, midway I tried to see if I could access her facebook so i could find out some info about her. All I found out her name and that she was "Getting drunk tonight HAPPY NEW YEARR" Then, I went to watch TV in her living room. Nothing good on so I came back here. Left that post in cd's thread, then realized I had the tab with what I had started in it... Also, I just realized it doesn't even matter if I get in contact with a friend because I still don't know WHERE I am. I found this out when i logged onto my facebook account and my friend asked wheres her house...? Lastly, yes SHE is alive. (Wtf I can't believe I came off gay to some of you guys)

Look at him go, making it up as he goes along
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#46 darkmark91
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[QUOTE="darkmark91"]

[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

dreDREb13

...Jesus Christ do I have to explain ever detail of my life... I didn't type the whole thing in one shot. As I was typing this, midway I tried to see if I could access her facebook so i could find out some info about her. All I found out her name and that she was "Getting drunk tonight HAPPY NEW YEARR" Then, I went to watch TV in her living room. Nothing good on so I came back here. Left that post in cd's thread, then realized I had the tab with what I had started in it... Also, I just realized it doesn't even matter if I get in contact with a friend because I still don't know WHERE I am. I found this out when i logged onto my facebook account and my friend asked wheres her house...? Lastly, yes SHE is alive. (Wtf I can't believe I came off gay to some of you guys)

It is January 2. The earliest it is is almost 5 o'clock in America. You did not just wake up from a New Year's bash a whole day after the party at 5 o'clock. Either keep being awesome or stop sucking depending on which way you look at it.

Omg, yes I live in California, I started typing all this more than three hours ago. (I woke up 1:45ish)

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[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

darkmark91

...Jesus Christ do I have to explain ever detail of my life... I didn't type the whole thing in one shot. As I was typing this, midway I tried to see if I could access her facebook so i could find out some info about her. All I found out her name and that she was "Getting drunk tonight HAPPY NEW YEARR" Then, I went to watch TV in her living room. Nothing good on so I came back here. Left that post in cd's thread, then realized I had the tab with what I had started in it... Also, I just realized it doesn't even matter if I get in contact with a friend because I still don't know WHERE I am. I found this out when i logged onto my facebook account and my friend asked wheres her house...? Lastly, yes SHE is alive. (Wtf I can't believe I came off gay to some of you guys)

This gets better and better. Just to play along and pretend this is real I'm going to say: Bro, just go outside and look for a street sign. When you find one look for the nearest clinic and get tested, and if you need some clothes I'm sure this girl has some in her house. If you can't squeeze into her pants find a robe or tie a jacket around yourself. Also why hasn't she woken up yet?

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#49 villa4europe
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i've done that before, woke up at about 4am to be sick due to being amazingly drunk, her mom came in to see what was going on, there's me doubled over in just my boxers being sick "alright, im brett" she made me a bacon sarnie and drove me home in the morning

good times

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#50 Regent192
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hmmmm....interesting

....if people believe it