So I just woke up in this girls (who I don't know) house right now...

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[QUOTE="dreDREb13"]It is January 2. The earliest it is is almost 5 o'clock in America. You did not just wake up from a New Year's bash a whole day after the party at 5 o'clock. Either keep being awesome or stop sucking depending on which way you look at it.dreDREb13

Omg, yes I live in California, I started typing all this more than three hours ago. (I woke up 1:45ish)

I tried waking her up again three more time, but this girl sleeps like a rock.darkmark91

Hahaha roofiessss :>>>

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Omg, yes I live in California, I started typing all this more than three hours ago. (I woke up 1:45ish)

darkmark91

I hope she wakes up seeing you on her computer. Anyways you could take advantage of it like what they just said.

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I tried waking her up again three more time, but this girl sleeps like a rock.mywalletsgone

Hahaha roofiessss :>>>

Lollll now TC is in trouble.

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

Joshywaa

Win

[QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.Nintendevil

this

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Omg, yes I live in California, I started typing all this more than three hours ago. (I woke up 1:45ish)

darkmark91

Why don't you bang herrr.

But TC if you woke up an hour ago how did you post in cd_rom's thread THREE hours ago?

OH...wait...this story isn't true.

J-man45

Uh oh TC, toblerowned!!!

[QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]Cool story, bro. The funny part is that you expect us to think it's real.Nintendevil

lol i drank alchohol for the first time yesterday and wow. I was knocked out pretty rough and luckily(or Not lucky at all) I was alone at my living quarters muahahaha!

Hah, sure beats my story of how I got drunk, peed in a bathtub, then slept in it.

Funny story bro. Weird that made a post in this thread, according to your posting history, nearly four hours ago. Although you've deleted it now, it still shows up in your contributions on your profile.

So what, you woke up four hours ago and made a post in OT then went and got back into bed with the stranger girl?

Your fabricated tale must've been inspired by every teen sex romp movie released in the 90's.

Steal a pair of panties and make like a hockey stick (By getting the Puck out of there).

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Let me start off with the last thing that I remember, which was going to a club with two of my buddies on new years eve to celebrate.

Now I've just awaken today about an hour ago with this throbbing headache realizing I wasn't home. And as I turned my head to the left I see this girl who I have never seen in my life. I tried to wake her by shaking her shoulder, however it didn't work... I didn't want to do anything to scare her awake because I'm afraid that she might not remember me too, and think that I'm a rapist or something.

Because of the situation I wanted to go home, thus I wrote a note with my number on it so she can call me later... But the thing is, as I was gathering my stuff I couldn't find my bloody pants!!!! Which have my keys, phone, and wallet. :x This is when I decided to use her house phone to call my friend to pick me up. But she doesn't have one! >_< (...I don't blame her cause I probably wouldn't have one if i had my own place...)

So now I am STARVING. I looked in her fridge for some food and ALL that's in there is alcohol! I mean that thing is STUFFED with it! The only food that I found was some frozen (and I think moldy) bread and few slices of smoked ham.

I tried waking her up again three more time, but this girl sleeps like a rock. So now I am trapped here with no food or communication to the outside world. All I have here is her crappy Vista computer that's slower than slow, I doesn't even have the correct date (01/02/2011) which I am praying to God that the date is wrong. Because if this date is correct that would mean that I was knocked out since new years eve!!

rockerbikie

Have to admit this is a fun thread. Oh, and TC, is she really still sleeping?

This is a fun thread

I just wonder if the girl is still asleep. I want a report from TC!

if shes still sleepin give her a german blockade. but yeah i doubt this is true either. i mean i would beleive it, but who does all that then posts on gamespot? like wtf lol.

...and then, I realised I was in korea! Heluva night

The girl's dead.Shottayouth13-

:lol: LOL

What a great way to start the new year that would be !

So you wake up in a strange house and can't find your pants, your phone, your keys, but yet you have internet access? Sounds like a very truthful tale!

This is about as plausible as me waking up to find out my clients aren't morons. And come on. What are the chances of that?

let me guess what happened. TC tried to give her roofies but was too drunk and put it in both glasses.

pics or it didnt happen TC. take a picture of the sleeping girl

I've never drank too much on purpose. It just never seemed like a good idea. The only thing that ever happens when I drink too much is massive acid reflux. I just get sick to my stomach. I also have difficulty walking straight but my vision is fine. I don't forget anything I'm no different than when I am Sober. Other than the staggering and giggles.

The only thing that happens when you drink too much on purpose is it might kill you, you won't find your way home or you wake up with no memory of what happened. My Sister used to get so drunk she would be knocking on the neighbors door. People that lived near by but we had no idea who they were. Lucky for her my parents new just about every police officer in the county. Otherwise she would have been spending many nights in holding.

Plus I don't trust people. One day you might wakeup in an alley with a sore ass and no wallet, if you haven't already

wow, what a failed yet hilarious thread...

Come on TC, I wanna know what happened when she woke up!!! :cry:

Do you have an itch?