So I wrote a creepy Valentine's Day letter to a female, and my mom saw it

Dear Cassandra Viker,

Happy Valentine's Day, Cassandra! I just wanted to make you a letter because I wanted to show you how much I care about you, and appreciate you.
When I first came to *Insert High School Here*, I was scared that I wouldn't meet any new friends... And then I met you. Now there's actually a reason to wake up every day and go to school; because I get to see you. Just seeing you puts a smile on my face.
You are a really caring friend, and you always show it. I love it when you sit next to me during lunch and we talk. It's always the best moment of my day. If I am depressed, you can make me happy just by saying hi to me. You have this magic power that controls my happiness, and it's awesome.
You're just like Super Mario Galaxy; Everything about you is perfect, and I wouldn't want you any other way. When I look back at my High School days and think of the people that made me most happy during my time there, you'll be the first person I think of. It's a joy going to school every day knowing that I'll see my favorite person there.
I love you, and I'll always be there for you. I would do anything to make you happy, because when you're happy, I'm happy. I hope you know that. You make life worth living. Any day I don't see you is a bad day. You always make my day. I love everything about you, and I hope you have a great Valentine's Day... And I know that this may sound strange for me to say, but I love you even more than my Wii.

Love,
*Insert my name here*

P.S. Smile... The world needs more of those. ^_^

*There was originally a picture of Super Mario Galaxy here.*

The picture above represents the level of awesomeness Cassandra Viker is. (Number too high to measure out of 10)

My MOM saw that letter and I am freaking out. So please make me feel better so I can function properly; Have your parents ever found something that belonged to you that was embarressing or just weird? It can be anything. Like, they saw you looking at something that is innapropriate on the computer.

Share your stories so I can feel less awkward. Also, do you think my letter was cute? Or just plain creepy?

By the way, I replaced the girl's name with a different name.

You're just like Super Mario Galaxy; Everything about you is perfectDeathScape666

You might want to take that part out, last time I checked women don't liek to be compared to video games >_>

LOL i cant believe that you mentioned super mario, and nintendo wii in a love/valentines letter! your parents are probably clowning on you right now. How old are you?crazychris

Only my mom knows, thankfully. I am fifteen years old and I am a Freshman in High School.

Super Mario Galaxy and Wii are just that awesome. Being compared to something as amazing as those two things is just... Well, it pretty much means you are the greatest person, ever.

That's REAL creepy. make sure to NEVER give the girl that letter. you'll never live it down.In_Vino_Verita

I gave it to her on Valentine's Day, along with Super Mario Galaxy. She has a Wii, but she thinks Super Mario Galaxy is too kiddy or something, so I just bought it for her. Fifty bucks on a female...

[QUOTE="crazychris"]LOL i cant believe that you mentioned super mario, and nintendo wii in a love/valentines letter! your parents are probably clowning on you right now. How old are you?DeathScape666

Only my mom knows, thankfully. I am fifteen years old and I am a Freshman in High School.

Super Mario Galaxy and Wii are just that awesome. Being compared to something as amazing as those two things is just... Well, it pretty much means you are the greatest person, ever.

well your lucky you didn't give that to her. you would have been the laughing stolk of the whole school. take everything that is affiliated with nintendo out of that letter before anyone else reads that please, for you sanity. I don't care how cool supermario is to you.

If your mom is like lot of moms, then

1.She'll be relieved you aren't gay yet you wield a sentimental side

2.You are interacting with a girl among the levels you mentionded in the letter

It's all good man It's all good

joke thread?THE_Rob_Himself

Nope, this seriously happened. It actually wouldn't sound as weird if you know me and the other people involved in my life in real life.

I'M CASSANDRA VIKER!!!!

AND YOU'RE CREEPY, I'M NOT EVEN FRIENDS WITH YOU AT SCHOOL!

PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME!

No offense, but if I was a girl, I wouldn't like that card.rcignoni

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[QUOTE="crazychris"]LOL i cant believe that you mentioned super mario, and nintendo wii in a love/valentines letter! your parents are probably clowning on you right now. How old are you?crazychris

Only my mom knows, thankfully. I am fifteen years old and I am a Freshman in High School.

Super Mario Galaxy and Wii are just that awesome. Being compared to something as amazing as those two things is just... Well, it pretty much means you are the greatest person, ever.

well your lucky you didn't give that to her. you would have been the laughing stolk of the whole school. take everything that is affiliated with nintendo out of that letter before anyone else reads that please, for you sanity. I don't care how cool supermario is to you.

Or better yet, take out everything except for "Happy Valentine's Day!" and then just say it, don't write it down. :|

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[QUOTE="crazychris"]LOL i cant believe that you mentioned super mario, and nintendo wii in a love/valentines letter! your parents are probably clowning on you right now. How old are you?crazychris

Only my mom knows, thankfully. I am fifteen years old and I am a Freshman in High School.

Super Mario Galaxy and Wii are just that awesome. Being compared to something as amazing as those two things is just... Well, it pretty much means you are the greatest person, ever.

well your lucky you didn't give that to her. you would have been the laughing stolk of the whole school. take everything that is affiliated with nintendo out of that letter before anyone else reads that please, for you sanity. I don't care how cool supermario is to you.

I meant only mom saw it out of my mom and my dad. I gave her the letter on Valentine's Day. Tons of people saw it, but it isn't that weird.

If your mom is like lot of moms, then

1.She'll be relieved you aren't gay yet you wield a sentimental side

2.You are interacting with a girl among the levels you mentionded in the letter

It's all good man It's all good

CrimsonSilver

Yeah, but I'd still bet money that she'll use that to embarress you at pretty much any family gathering in the future.

[QUOTE="THE_Rob_Himself"]joke thread?DeathScape666

Nope, this seriously happened. It actually wouldn't sound as weird if you know me and the other people involved in my life in real life.

i dont think you can make up something this pathetic

You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.akatsuki0wn3d

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.akatsuki0wn3d

:lol:

Would you write my love letters for me?esb1118

your body is so hot you remind me of lora croft. and your hair reminds me of the fire ifrit spits out in final fantasy. thats how much you mean to me.

[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.DeathScape666

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

How did she react when she read that card?Darth_Tyrev

She hugged me (I was hoping for a kiss, honestly.) and gave me a card two periods later.

[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.DeathScape666

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

"hi, maybe we shouldn't see eachother anymore."

was it about that short?

what?!

That's not good.

So you're saying that she's rated E for Everyone?

what?!

That's not good.

So you're saying that she's rated E for Everyone?

martialbullet

Nothing wrong with the letter, it's kinda charming. I find it funny when you say she's like a video game :P

If your mom read it, you'd just expect a lot of teasing...

... why the hell would yu mention yur wii and galaxy to her?... some people seriously amaze me...

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.darkmoney52

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

what?!

That's not good.

So you're saying that she's rated E for Everyone?

ligerz76

I just realized what I just said.....err well I didn't mean to say it like that but oh well

Nothing wrong with the letter, it's kinda charming. I find it funny when you say she's like a video game :P

If your mom read it, you'd just expect a lot of teasing...

gamah_killah

i get video games, i play them, then i get bored of them. maybe hes on to something.

what?!

That's not good.

So you're saying that she's rated E for Everyone?

martialbullet

It took me awhile to get that one. But nice. :P

Yeah, I'm hoping to bump up the rating in a year or so. ;)

[QUOTE="gamah_killah"]

Nothing wrong with the letter, it's kinda charming. I find it funny when you say she's like a video game :P

If your mom read it, you'd just expect a lot of teasing...

crazychris

i get video games, i play them, then i get bored of them. maybe hes on to something.

Then he might sell the game or give it to one of his friends. o_0

Next time, dont write her a note, speak to her yourself, as follows:

"Hi, my name is *DJ SCRATCH*(your name)." The laydeez love that...

Next, ask her how she is, only in a cool way like "wassup baby?" Calling her baby will instill a sense of security in you.

Now relate to her. If she discusses school, say something like "yes that must be hard for you, being a girl." She'll appreciate you undermining her intelligence and being sexist.... NOT!

That's where you say "NOT!" She'll get it and love how you toyed with her for a bit. Now just mention something cool; like soulja boy. Ask her if you can superman that ho. She'll be honoured at how forthcoming you are.

Works every time. Just be sure to buy her a valentines gift to break the ice; like a cake, or an axe.

I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but that letter worked?akatsuki0wn3d

Yeah, she appreciated it. I know she found the Super Mario Galaxy bit a little weird, but she liked it.

Also, I knew people on OT would tease me for this, but goddamn.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.DeathScape666

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

i still think yu shouldve taken out the galaxy and wii parts..

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.DeathScape666

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.