So I wrote a creepy Valentine's Day letter to a female, and my mom saw it

There's nothing on the backDeathScape666

At least not after I was done with her.

Next time, dont write her a note, speak to her yourself, as follows:

"Hi, my name is *DJ SCRATCH*(your name)." The laydeez love that...

Next, ask her how she is, only in a cool way like "wassup baby?" Calling her baby will instill a sense of security in you.

Now relate to her. If she discusses school, say something like "yes that must be hard for you, being a girl." She'll appreciate you undermining her intelligence and being sexist.... NOT!

That's where you say "NOT!" She'll get it and love how you toyed with her for a bit. Now just mention something cool; like soulja boy. Ask her if you can superman that ho. She'll be honoured at how forthcoming you are.

Works every time. Just be sure to buy her a valentines gift to break the ice; like a cake, or an axe.

Ninja-Vox

I've actually done a few things like that, and I got negative results. Mostly, "Insert name here*, you're a creeper!"

Also, I always call girls females, in real life. My Biology teacher HATES me because she thinks I am sexist and find girls to be inferior. Oh well... Only three more months with her.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.crazychris

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.

You're just jealous!

But seriously, she doesn't. People don't pity me because I mention video games in my love letters. It isn't THAT weird.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.crazychris

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.

Yeah, that's a drag man, at least she's nice about it. And what do you mean you fixed her grammar? "There're just jealous"?

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.DeathScape666

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.

You're just jealous!

But seriously, she doesn't. People don't pity me because I mention video games in my love letters. It isn't THAT weird.

Let me list the ways that she doesn't like you and is just trying to be nice.

1. she called you kid. If she was even the slightest bit into you she would've called you a guy, not kid.

2. she told you not to let people make fun of you, which means she thought your letter was dorky.

Sorry bud, but at the very best, your in the 'friend zone'

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.Darth_Tyrev

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.

Yeah, that's a drag man, at least she's nice about it. And what do you mean you fixed her grammar? "There're just jealous"?

Whoops, they're. Man, how did I not catch that?

Let me list the ways that she doesn't like you and is just trying to be nice.

1. she called you kid. If she was even the slightest bit into you she would've called you a guy, not kid.

2. she told you not to let people make fun of you, which means she thought your letter was dorky.

Sorry bud, but at the very best, your in the 'friend zone'

LostLegacy54

1. She atually has always called me a kid. She says, "Hey kiddo," all the time.

2. I was actually thinking of that, too. Why the hell would she mention that? Seriously? Eh, oh well... She meant well, I guess."

Meh, I guess that's okay with me. As long as I can slap her ass. ;) No, I'm kidding. She won't even let me do that.

you should've compared her to Napoleon, or the Soviet Union instead of a video game IMO

akatsuki0wn3d

"My love for you marches through my soul like Soviets at Red Square". Awwww.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.DeathScape666

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.

Yeah, that's a drag man, at least she's nice about it. And what do you mean you fixed her grammar? "There're just jealous"?

Whoops, they're. Man, how did I not catch that?

oh well lol. it was good practice. move on to the next girl you like. just remember super mario will NEVER help you get laid.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]You basically called the girl repetitive. You also said that she has a rather boring look, and is simply work to finish off.crazychris

Are trying to diss the Wii and Super Mario Galaxy.

Guys, she gave me a letter, too. It was handwritten, so I'd have to type it out. It's really short, though. I'll write it if you guys want me to, though.

Please do!

Okay, on the cover of the letter, it says my name. There's a picture of lips and two stickers holding it down that are hearts. It also says, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

On the left side of the page, there are two hearts.

On the right side, there's a letter, and here's what it says:

"Hey! Thanks so much for the note. I don't think I've ever got something like that and NO ONE has ever said those things to me ever! It was so sweet of you and I really appreciate it. You're a great kid and I love everything you said and even the Super Mario because that's who you are and don't change for no one! Plus, don't let people get you down or make fun of you! There're just jealous!"

There's a heart, and then it says "Cassandra," but her real name.

Also, I'd like to point out that I fixed her letter so it is all in correct grammar and there are no spelling mistakes (apprechiate, lawlz.). Everything else is unchanged.

There's nothing on the back.

this isnt funny anymore. she pitys you. now i just feel bad for you.

Yeah, that's a drag man, at least she's nice about it. And what do you mean you fixed her grammar? "There're just jealous"?

Whoops, they're. Man, how did I not catch that?

oh well lol. it was good practice. move on to the next girl you like. just remember super mario will NEVER help you get laid.

I'll keep that in mind. :P Don't worry; I have a backup female, and I hope to get some with her. I've only mentioned my Wii once to her.

Also, if you guys drop "Super Mario Galaxy" and "Wii" out of my letter, you'll find that it is a very sweet and sincere letter.

[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but that letter worked?DeathScape666

Yeah, she appreciated it. I know she found the Super Mario Galaxy bit a little weird, but she liked it.

Also, I knew people on OT would tease me for this, but goddamn.

I actually thought the note was kinda funny, but don't you think you might be coming on a bit strong if you're only friends?

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but that letter worked?darkmoney52

Yeah, she appreciated it. I know she found the Super Mario Galaxy bit a little weird, but she liked it.

Also, I knew people on OT would tease me for this, but goddamn.

I actually thought the note was kinda funny, but don't you think you might be coming on a bit strong if you're only friends?

Yeah, that's what my mom said, which is why I was so embarressed. I am coming off too strong. I know that... But I want her to know how much I love and care about her. I don't really romantically like her, I "like" her, if you get what I mean. When I am really passionate about something, I sometimes come off as strong, but I don't mean any harm. I think she knows that. ;)

So are you gonna leave it at that or are you planning on asking her out? Seems like a waste of 50 bucks and paper if you don't. Good effort overall though.elblanquito_81

Nope, I am just too scared of rejection, and I don't see the point of "going out," anyway. But I do plan on being good friends with her, still. I'm always too frightened to make the final move, and it's going to take me awhile to get out of that habit.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but that letter worked?DeathScape666

Yeah, she appreciated it. I know she found the Super Mario Galaxy bit a little weird, but she liked it.

Also, I knew people on OT would tease me for this, but goddamn.

I actually thought the note was kinda funny, but don't you think you might be coming on a bit strong if you're only friends?

Yeah, that's what my mom said, which is why I was so embarressed. I am coming off too strong. I know that... But I want her to know how much I love and care about her. I don't really romantically like her, I "like" her, if you get what I mean. When I am really passionate about something, I sometimes come off as strong, but I don't mean any harm. I think she knows that. ;)

I'm sure she does, but it would be a lot easier for you to get what you're interested in if you just take it easy, maybe compare her to No More Heroes instead; not a masterpiece, but it keeps you entertained for a while before you trade it in. Then if she responds well to that you can ease her into Metroid Prime metaphors. :D

You compared a girl....

To a video game....

featuring none other than a fat italian plumber.

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but that letter worked?darkmoney52

Yeah, she appreciated it. I know she found the Super Mario Galaxy bit a little weird, but she liked it.

Also, I knew people on OT would tease me for this, but goddamn.

I actually thought the note was kinda funny, but don't you think you might be coming on a bit strong if you're only friends?

Yeah, that's what my mom said, which is why I was so embarressed. I am coming off too strong. I know that... But I want her to know how much I love and care about her. I don't really romantically like her, I "like" her, if you get what I mean. When I am really passionate about something, I sometimes come off as strong, but I don't mean any harm. I think she knows that. ;)

I'm sure she does, but it would be a lot easier for you to get what you're interested in if you just take it easy, maybe compare her to No More Heroes instead; not a masterpiece, but it keeps you entertained for a while before you trade it in. Then if she responds well to that you can ease her into Metroid Prime metaphors. :D

XD. Yeah, No More Heroes has amazing game play, but the graphics aren't that good. Considering she is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen, I think it's safe to call her Resident Evil 4. She's a good girl with her share of flaws.

Now that I think of it. I should've added something extra corny like, "Everyone else is like Big Rigs compared to you." She wouldn't get it, though. She more than likely doesn't know what Big Rigs is.

I'll be sure to reserve calling a girl Super Mario Galaxy for my wife next time. ;)

You compared a girl....

To a video game....

featuring none other than a fat italian plumber.

SSCyborg

Well, personally, I'd love to be compared to a fat, Italian plumber that blasts into outerspace with crazy, talking stars that try to help you find magical power stars that are used to fight a fire-breathing turtle. But that's just me.

When I was a Freshamn at my high school, and my mom found out about my first girlfriend, she amde me invite her over. It wasn't that bad, because I eventually got my parents to go out to dinner. That night was still the longes ttiem I've ever made out with somebody... Anyways, I hope this viker girl hugs u or something for writing that. Looks like you put in a lot of time to make it. also, are you guys jsut friends, or going out?

Also, as a side-note, that girl is now my current girlfriend. :P

When I was a Freshamn at my high school, and my mom found out about my first girlfriend, she amde me invite her over. It wasn't that bad, because I eventually got my parents to go out to dinner. That night was still the longes ttiem I've ever made out with somebody... Anyways, I hope this viker girl hugs u or something for writing that. Looks like you put in a lot of time to make it. also, are you guys jsut friends, or going out?

Also, as a side-note, that girl is now my current girlfriend. :P

kylekatarn10

Yeah, she did hug me. :) I spent between thirty minutes to an hour writing that. After that, I had to do my homework. And we are just friends, unfortunately. Hopefully that will change on day.

NICE! Sounds like she's found a real winner. :)

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[QUOTE="akatsuki0wn3d"]I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but that letter worked?DeathScape666

Yeah, she appreciated it. I know she found the Super Mario Galaxy bit a little weird, but she liked it.

Also, I knew people on OT would tease me for this, but goddamn.

I actually thought the note was kinda funny, but don't you think you might be coming on a bit strong if you're only friends?

Yeah, that's what my mom said, which is why I was so embarressed. I am coming off too strong. I know that... But I want her to know how much I love and care about her. I don't really romantically like her, I "like" her, if you get what I mean. When I am really passionate about something, I sometimes come off as strong, but I don't mean any harm. I think she knows that. ;)

I'm sure she does, but it would be a lot easier for you to get what you're interested in if you just take it easy, maybe compare her to No More Heroes instead; not a masterpiece, but it keeps you entertained for a while before you trade it in. Then if she responds well to that you can ease her into Metroid Prime metaphors. :D

XD. Yeah, No More Heroes has amazing game play, but the graphics aren't that good. Considering she is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen, I think it's safe to call her Resident Evil 4. She's a good girl with her share of flaws.

Now that I think of it. I should've added something extra corny like, "Everyone else is like Big Rigs compared to you." She wouldn't get it, though. She more than likely doesn't know what Big Rigs is.

I'll be sure to reserve calling a girl Super Mario Galaxy for my wife next time. ;)

Lol, you should package all of your love letters with some kind of videogame almanac in case she gets confused.

And I know that this may sound strange for me to say, but I love you even more than my Wii.

DeathScape666

LMAO, anyone else see the humor in this? lol

Anyways, your letter came off a bit too strong to the point of looking obsessive. The other problem was mentioning your wii and comparing her to a videogame system. You mentioned Super Mario, guess what Mario is a plumber, chicks don't dig plumbers.

Good effort tho and as time goes on, you'll learn what to do and what not to do. Also, don't be scared of rejection, look fear straight into the eyes and never back down. Don't let fears control your life of what you can and can't do.

[QUOTE="kylekatarn10"]

When I was a Freshamn at my high school, and my mom found out about my first girlfriend, she amde me invite her over. It wasn't that bad, because I eventually got my parents to go out to dinner. That night was still the longes ttiem I've ever made out with somebody... Anyways, I hope this viker girl hugs u or something for writing that. Looks like you put in a lot of time to make it. also, are you guys jsut friends, or going out?

Also, as a side-note, that girl is now my current girlfriend. :P

DeathScape666

Yeah, she did hug me. :) I spent between thirty minutes to an hour writing that. After that, I had to do my homework. And we are just friends, unfortunately. Hopefully that will change on day.

NICE! Sounds like she's found a real winner. :)

:D Thanks. Anyways, you should just ask her out....unless you're a Freshman of course...

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When I was a Freshamn at my high school, and my mom found out about my first girlfriend, she amde me invite her over. It wasn't that bad, because I eventually got my parents to go out to dinner. That night was still the longes ttiem I've ever made out with somebody... Anyways, I hope this viker girl hugs u or something for writing that. Looks like you put in a lot of time to make it. also, are you guys jsut friends, or going out?

Also, as a side-note, that girl is now my current girlfriend. :P

kylekatarn10

Yeah, she did hug me. :) I spent between thirty minutes to an hour writing that. After that, I had to do my homework. And we are just friends, unfortunately. Hopefully that will change on day.

NICE! Sounds like she's found a real winner. :)

:D Thanks. Anyways, you should just ask her out....unless you're a Freshman of course...

Yup, I am a Freshman. But I have hopes that I will have a very serious relationship with her one day. Just not yet. ;)

lol I can't believe you posted this on gamespot. I swear more teens need part time jobs at the local grocerie store or more video games to play because posting love letters on the gamestop off topic forums isn't a good way to pass time lol. What if she sees this? I googled her name and the first thing that popped up was this thread. Hope that isn't her real name. And if you were going to compare her to a video game, atleast make it a game that's not on a console called "Wii".ElToRo_14

It's the best way to pass the time. Really.

No, I already said that I got rid of her real name and replaced it with a different name. Just one I made up. ;)

:P Well... Wow, of all the consoles, eh?

[QUOTE="elblanquito_81"]So are you gonna leave it at that or are you planning on asking her out? Seems like a waste of 50 bucks and paper if you don't. Good effort overall though.DeathScape666

Nope, I am just too scared of rejection, and I don't see the point of "going out," anyway. But I do plan on being good friends with her, still. I'm always too frightened to make the final move, and it's going to take me awhile to get out of that habit.

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[QUOTE="elblanquito_81"]So are you gonna leave it at that or are you planning on asking her out? Seems like a waste of 50 bucks and paper if you don't. Good effort overall though.elblanquito_81

Nope, I am just too scared of rejection, and I don't see the point of "going out," anyway. But I do plan on being good friends with her, still. I'm always too frightened to make the final move, and it's going to take me awhile to get out of that habit.

Yeah... You're right. Instead of wondering if it could ever happen, I have to know if it will happen. I can't be scared of rejection, seeing as everyone goes through it.

But I still need time to think things through. I don't want to make some dumb mistake. I am going to need to take my time... I am not in any kind of rush.

Is this the making of a new meme?

I love you more than my Wii. Priceless stuff.

Dear Cassandra Viker,

Happy Valentine's Day, Cassandra! I just wanted to make you a letter because I wanted to show you how much I care about you, and appreciate you.
When I first came to *Insert High School Here*, I was scared that I wouldn't meet any new friends... And then I met you. Now there's actually a reason to wake up every day and go to school; because I get to see you. Just seeing you puts a smile on my face.
You are a really caring friend, and you always show it. I love it when you sit next to me during lunch and we talk. It's always the best moment of my day. If I am depressed, you can make me happy just by saying hi to me. You have this magic power that controls my happiness, and it's awesome.
You're just like Super Mario Galaxy; Everything about you is perfect, and I wouldn't want you any other way. When I look back at my High School days and think of the people that made me most happy during my time there, you'll be the first person I think of. It's a joy going to school every day knowing that I'll see my favorite person there.
I love you, and I'll always be there for you. I would do anything to make you happy, because when you're happy, I'm happy. I hope you know that. You make life worth living. Any day I don't see you is a bad day. You always make my day. I love everything about you, and I hope you have a great Valentine's Day... And I know that this may sound strange for me to say, but I love you even more than my Wii.

Love,
*Insert my name here*

P.S. Smile... The world needs more of those. ^_^

*There was originally a picture of Super Mario Galaxy here.*

The picture above represents the level of awesomeness Cassandra Viker is. (Number too high to measure out of 10)

My MOM saw that letter and I am freaking out. So please make me feel better so I can function properly; Have your parents ever found something that belonged to you that was embarressing or just weird? It can be anything. Like, they saw you looking at something that is innapropriate on the computer.

Share your stories so I can feel less awkward. Also, do you think my letter was cute? Or just plain creepy?

By the way, I replaced the girl's name with a different name.

DeathScape666

if shes just your "valentine" why would you say you love her? THAT is creepy.

Well, I don't think it's that devastating. I don't think you should be that worried about your mom.Devouring_One

It's just that I don't want her to think I am passionate towards females, even though I sort of, kind of am. She may be my mom, but I still find it extremely embarressing.