So i'm planning to charge this woman with sexual assault...

"..and that's the closest I've been to getting laid"

wrlyy

hahahahaha

This story doesn't really add up.

You get kicked in the balls, so you lock yourself in your house with a pistol? Man those must've been some vicious girls.

I can see you now in the corner of a room crying in, a fetal position clutching the gun, talking oh the 911 dispatcher in a really low voice.

Anyway, I'm going to call bluff. They just let you ride around to find some woman who you claimed kicked you in the jewels? You just happen to have a pistol lying around? How old are you?Sunsha

i'm 22, and yes 1 cruiser came, the cop asked me which way they went and told me to go in the back seat. My pistol wasn't just laying around it's always there in the last drawer in my bed room.

Why the hell did you park your convertible "3 blocks from your house"? That's the thing that bugs me. Doesn't make sense to park a convertible near a bunch of woman that you deemed suspicious in the first place. Seems like there are holes in your story that you aren't sharing.

[QUOTE="AirBorneLove"]It was during the day today around 5pm, i was coming home from the mall. I parked my convertible about 3 blocks from my house. I noticed a group of women smoking and talking loudly. They kept joking around and looking at me but i just ignored them. One had a camera and the other 2 were just standing and talking next to her. I didn't notice it but one of them walked up to me and then kicked me in the groin with the girl in the back recording. They kept laughing and thinking it was all fun and games, i didn't even know them. I hurried to the house and phoned the peace keepers, i got my loaded pistol from my room just in case they tried to break in my home. When the cops came they told me to get in the back of their cruiser and we went out looking for them, they were just a block away. All 3 got arrested, their own camera will most likely be used as evidence. I will try my best to sue them for every penny they're worth and hopefully prosecute them where they serve the maximum amount of time for the sexual assault charge. What you guys think?feryl06

well during the day alot of hospital workers park their car by my home. So when i come home i have to find a parking space.

It was during the day today around 5pm, i was coming home from the mall. I parked my convertible about 3 blocks from my house. I noticed a group of women smoking and talking loudly. They kept joking around and looking at me but i just ignored them. One had a camera and the other 2 were just standing and talking next to her. I didn't notice it but one of them walked up to me and then kicked me in the groin with the girl in the back recording. They kept laughing and thinking it was all fun and games, i didn't even know them. I hurried to the house and phoned the peace keepers, i got my loaded pistol from my room just in case they tried to break in my home. When the cops came they told me to get in the back of their cruiser and we went out looking for them, they were just a block away. All 3 got arrested, their own camera will most likely be used as evidence. I will try my best to sue them for every penny they're worth and hopefully prosecute them where they serve the maximum amount of time for the sexual assault charge. What you guys think?AirBorneLove

[QUOTE="AirBorneLove"]It was during the day today around 5pm, i was coming home from the mall. I parked my convertible about 3 blocks from my house. I noticed a group of women smoking and talking loudly. They kept joking around and looking at me but i just ignored them. One had a camera and the other 2 were just standing and talking next to her. I didn't notice it but one of them walked up to me and then kicked me in the groin with the girl in the back recording. They kept laughing and thinking it was all fun and games, i didn't even know them. I hurried to the house and phoned the peace keepers, i got my loaded pistol from my room just in case they tried to break in my home. When the cops came they told me to get in the back of their cruiser and we went out looking for them, they were just a block away. All 3 got arrested, their own camera will most likely be used as evidence. I will try my best to sue them for every penny they're worth and hopefully prosecute them where they serve the maximum amount of time for the sexual assault charge. What you guys think?RE4WiiGirl

i don't want them to suffer but i want them to learn a lesson so that they wouldn't do it again. It's something wrong and i'd be angry even if it happened to someone else.

[QUOTE="wrlyy"]

"..and that's the closest I've been to getting laid"

InterpolWilco

hahahahaha

This story doesn't really add up.

You get kicked in the balls, so you lock yourself in your house with a pistol? Man those must've been some vicious girls.

I can see you now in the corner of a room crying in, a fetal position clutching the gun, talking oh the 911 dispatcher in a really low voice.

well i was confused and shocked, it was like a "what just happened moment" i was surprised. I been boxing since 14 and took martial arts classes i believe i couldve easily dished out civilian justice but something just told me dont do it. I thought about my job and family and just made the decision not to

[QUOTE="RE4WiiGirl"][QUOTE="AirBorneLove"]It was during the day today around 5pm, i was coming home from the mall. I parked my convertible about 3 blocks from my house. I noticed a group of women smoking and talking loudly. They kept joking around and looking at me but i just ignored them. One had a camera and the other 2 were just standing and talking next to her. I didn't notice it but one of them walked up to me and then kicked me in the groin with the girl in the back recording. They kept laughing and thinking it was all fun and games, i didn't even know them. I hurried to the house and phoned the peace keepers, i got my loaded pistol from my room just in case they tried to break in my home. When the cops came they told me to get in the back of their cruiser and we went out looking for them, they were just a block away. All 3 got arrested, their own camera will most likely be used as evidence. I will try my best to sue them for every penny they're worth and hopefully prosecute them where they serve the maximum amount of time for the sexual assault charge. What you guys think?AirBorneLove

i don't want them to suffer but i want them to learn a lesson so that they wouldn't do it again. It's something wrong and i'd be angry even if it happened to someone else.

That is not sexual assault, it is just assault.kruesader

Battery, assault can be just the threat of comitting battery.

But yeah, I'd go after them too.

[QUOTE="AirBorneLove"]

[QUOTE="RE4WiiGirl"][QUOTE="AirBorneLove"]It was during the day today around 5pm, i was coming home from the mall. I parked my convertible about 3 blocks from my house. I noticed a group of women smoking and talking loudly. They kept joking around and looking at me but i just ignored them. One had a camera and the other 2 were just standing and talking next to her. I didn't notice it but one of them walked up to me and then kicked me in the groin with the girl in the back recording. They kept laughing and thinking it was all fun and games, i didn't even know them. I hurried to the house and phoned the peace keepers, i got my loaded pistol from my room just in case they tried to break in my home. When the cops came they told me to get in the back of their cruiser and we went out looking for them, they were just a block away. All 3 got arrested, their own camera will most likely be used as evidence. I will try my best to sue them for every penny they're worth and hopefully prosecute them where they serve the maximum amount of time for the sexual assault charge. What you guys think?RE4WiiGirl

i don't want them to suffer but i want them to learn a lesson so that they wouldn't do it again. It's something wrong and i'd be angry even if it happened to someone else.

i had the gun just in case they tried breaking into my house with their camera and my life or someone else's was at stake.

[QUOTE="wrlyy"]

"..and that's the closest I've been to getting laid"

InterpolWilco

hahahahaha

This story doesn't really add up.

You get kicked in the balls, so you lock yourself in your house with a pistol? Man those must've been some vicious girls.

I can see you now in the corner of a room crying in, a fetal position clutching the gun, talking oh the 911 dispatcher in a really low voice.

You mean a really HIGH PITCHED voice.:lol:

But yeah, if the story is real then good luck TC.

loool, soz but tht is just too funny :P

i wana see that video !!! haha

[QUOTE="InterpolWilco"][QUOTE="wrlyy"]

"..and that's the closest I've been to getting laid"

AirBorneLove

hahahahaha

This story doesn't really add up.

You get kicked in the balls, so you lock yourself in your house with a pistol? Man those must've been some vicious girls.

I can see you now in the corner of a room crying in, a fetal position clutching the gun, talking oh the 911 dispatcher in a really low voice.

well i was confused and shocked, it was like a "what just happened moment" i was surprised. I been boxing since 14 and took martial arts classes i believe i couldve easily dished out civilian justice but something just told me dont do it. I thought about my job and family and just made the decision not to

Your job at Burger King?

[QUOTE="AirBorneLove"][QUOTE="InterpolWilco"][QUOTE="wrlyy"]

"..and that's the closest I've been to getting laid"

xXBuffJeffXx

hahahahaha

This story doesn't really add up.

You get kicked in the balls, so you lock yourself in your house with a pistol? Man those must've been some vicious girls.

I can see you now in the corner of a room crying in, a fetal position clutching the gun, talking oh the 911 dispatcher in a really low voice.

well i was confused and shocked, it was like a "what just happened moment" i was surprised. I been boxing since 14 and took martial arts classes i believe i couldve easily dished out civilian justice but something just told me dont do it. I thought about my job and family and just made the decision not to

Your job at Burger King?

no i quit that after a week, job at staples. I like it its a bit less pay but its better than fast food.

you shoulda whopped on 'em.

You got beat up by girls? :P

Nah, just try and get them for all their worth.