So Justin Bieber knocks on your door.....

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#51 kerrman
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Invite him in for a drink, how bad could the kid really be? He's a fellow Canadian. And a multi-millionaire :D

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#52 argetlam00
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Invite him in for a drink, how bad could the kid really be? He's a fellow Canadian. And a multi-millionaire :D

kerrman

Finally a good answer. I'd do the same.

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#53 warownslife
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"Damn. You need a haircut." "Well come in"

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#54 Kakarot589
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I'd start laughing at him and slam the door in his face:lol:

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#55 gugler990
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I cant imagine what i would do but it wont be pretty.

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#56 gugler990
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Let him inside and play some Kinect with him because he apparently is a lemming then tie him up and make him listen too his own music.

He'll be begging me to kill him, but ill just shoot him in the leg over and over :).

davidkamayor

Thats just, evil, heartless and i cant explain how evil that is.

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#57 hawk1317
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i'd give him a german dictionary

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#58 Perd1t1on
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if he knocked on a -friend's- door while I was there and I had my car, I would knock him out, tie him up, put him in a garbage bag, hide him in my trunk (blindfolded all the way of course), take him to an undisclosed location and extort him to the police.
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#59 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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Same thing I do whenever I answer the door. See what he wants.
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#60 Aspen706
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I'd mess up his hair.
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#61 The_AI
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I'd be like "...do I know you, kid? :?"

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#62 Snipes_2
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Exterminate him. :)

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#63 muffincakes87
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Let him in and tell him to invite his groupies over.;)

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#64 Code-Llama
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I don't like his music at all, but I don't know if he's a good kid so I wouldn't do anything crazy. Unless he rejected to give me all of his money, of course.

[spoiler] I keed, I keed.But I'd wonder why the hell he was there?! [/spoiler]

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#65 Sunsha
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I'd wake up wondering why I was dreaming about him of all people.
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#66 The_AI
Member since 2006 • 4791 Posts

Let him in and tell him to invite his groupies over.;)

muffincakes87

Best and smartest response thus far.

Some of these are hateful and nasty. Bieber is a stuck-up jerk, but he's not that horrible.

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#67 argetlam00
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[QUOTE="muffincakes87"]

Let him in and tell him to invite his groupies over.;)

The_AI

Best and smartest response thus far.

Some of these are hateful and nasty. Bieber is a stuck-up jerk, but he's not that horrible.

Honestly, he is way better than Soulja boy and Miley Cyrus.

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#68 Aspen706
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[QUOTE="argetlam00"]

[QUOTE="The_AI"]

[QUOTE="muffincakes87"]

Let him in and tell him to invite his groupies over.;)

Best and smartest response thus far.

Some of these are hateful and nasty. Bieber is a stuck-up jerk, but he's not that horrible.

Honestly, he is way better than Soulja boy and Miley Cyrus.

I actually like him more than any other teenage star.
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#69 IronBeaver
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Commit a murder that would make even the black dahlia killer cringe.

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#70 blangenakker
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I would start listerning to Heavy Metal and tell him to leave
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#71 shadowkiller11
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First this

then this

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#72 OreoMilkshake
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I'd ask him for an autograph, sell it on Ebay..Strider_91
I'd sell HIM on ebay.
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#73 PolskaKing
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I'd ask him what he wants, get some pictures with him, get him too autographs them and some regular autographs. Then sell them. PROFIT!!! $$$$
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#74 Snipes_2
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I'd ask him what he wants, get some pictures with him, get him too autographs them and some regular autographs. Then sell them. PROFIT!!! $$$$PolskaKing
That's actually a pretty good Idea. I change my answer to this.
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#77 Raiden004
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First this

then this

shadowkiller11

hells yeah!! :lol:

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#78 deactivated-5a79221380856
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i'd give him a german dictionary

hawk1317
Wow. That's ridiculous.
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#79 ice_rootbeer
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I'd be nice to him and be his friend if he promises to never sing around me. :P I'm sure he's a nice guy, I just don't like his music.

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#80 vidplayer8
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I would definitely chill with him. Maybe teach him some history so he actually knows about Germany. *rimshot*

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#81 MoonMarvel
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Punch him in the face.
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#82 fear9204
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this

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#83 WasntAvailable
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I'd answer the door wearing only my underwear and glare at him in a suggestive manner. If he dosn't run away I would probably ask him what he wanted.

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#84 dissonantblack
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tell him to go away.

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#85 Silverbond
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I'd invite him in and ask for at least 3 autographs so that I can sell them. I'd then update my Facebook status so everyone knows I'm chilling with Justin Bieber. Then, I would have him update his Facebook status so everybody knows he's chilling with me.

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#86 MigsPlusEight
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Ask around the neighborhood if anyone has lost their 8 year old daughter.

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Damn, very funny :lol:

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#87 RogueShodown
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[QUOTE="Vandalvideo"] Of course.

Which one is Bieber?
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#88 Deltacows1
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A swift kick to the face should solve the problem.
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#89 disharmonized
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I would give him some real music.

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#90 deactivated-5f26ef21d6f71
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Grab him, Put him in headlock, with my armpit smothering his face and give him a hard noogie :lol:

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#91 SF_KiLLaMaN
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Ask him for money. If that's a no-go, then I would ask what he wanted. While I do hate everything about his music and personality, I'm not the kind of guy that would physically hurt someone that didn't really do anything wrong.

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#92 FatPurry
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"Oh...it's you again..."

*slams the door*

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#93 travisstaggs
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I would ask if the little girl is selling girl scout cookies. :P

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#94 bruinfan617
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I'd buy his hair care product.

You see those locks!? It's immaculate.

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#95 HitomiChan
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ask him what he wants then call the police. . :P

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#96 Gallego
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I'll pretend that he's a zombie and shoot him in the head! :twisted:
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#97 HitomiChan
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I'll pretend that he's a zombie and shoot him in the head! :twisted:Gallego
you do that to salesmen and girlscouts.. :x
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#98 Gallego
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[QUOTE="Gallego"]I'll pretend that he's a zombie and shoot him in the head! :twisted:HitomiChan
you do that to salesmen and girlscouts.. :x

this is true! I am proud of myself ^_^
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#99 chester706
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Do a recording with him, I cant sing but it wouldnt matter because I would be autotuned and accompanied with Justin Bieber so I would be ensured $$$$ when it tops on the charts.

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#100 maxzx2
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Ask him if he can do my hair.