So my mom thinks I'm gonna go on naughty sites...

The proper response would be:

"Why would I waste my time visiting naughty sites when I can visit vile, filthy, obscene ones instead?"

:D

Most parents believe their children *Male being the majority of suspects :P* are going to go on those naughty websites if they have a computer in their room.

Most parents believe their children *Male being the majority of suspects :P* are going to go on those naughty websites if they have a computer in their room.

ChubbyGuy40

Think about it.

They're right, aren't they?

Go on! I know you want to ;)

How computer smart are your parents. Theres so much more you need to delete other then history to cover your tracks.

[QUOTE="ChubbyGuy40"]

Most parents believe their children *Male being the majority of suspects :P* are going to go on those naughty websites if they have a computer in their room.

im_really_rich

Think about it.

They're right, aren't they?

yes

Wether yu want to or not yull end up one day with a "naughty site" on yur net browser: fior example yesterday i was researching about early 20th century australia for anassignement. After clicking on a "webessays.com" site, it turned out to be a "naughty site"??!!?? :shock: So ye, yull ended up in a naughty site wether yu wanted to or not.

Porn sites can put a lot of bad viruses and spyware on your computer.

I would buy my kid a magazine before I would let them go to a website like that. At least a magazine can't damage your computer.

im_really_rich

That's what you call responsible parenting;).

[QUOTE="GodLovesDead"]My mom knows I go to "naughty sites". It's only natural. My dad has caught me looking (thank god that's all he caught me doing) a few times. His responses? - "It'd be weird if you didn't do it." - "At your age I looked at dirt mags all the time. Don't worry about it." And my favorite - "Just don't let your mom find out".glenn2709

It's funny because it's true.

It's only a matter of time before you start visiting these "naughty" sites.

Just tell her you don't and when she leaves open up the window and continue.

"Naughty" sites? I'd be more concerned about soul-destroying smut sites...D3nnyCrane

D3nnyCrane's right.. I stubled upon one of those one night.. The screams still haunt me..:|

Sheesh, i mean Snuff sites not smut.:o

I finnaly got a computer for my own uses. A computer to game on and a computer to chill with. I was eating one night and she told me " I hope your not going on any naughty sites". I was like, jeez. I'm not that type of person. Any thoughts on this?

Steameffekt

Yes you are.

Couldn't resist. :P

Ask her if she'd rather you go on naighty sites to find otu your information or if she'd rather you get personal first hand experience.

BumFluff122

:lol: wait...:|

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]"Naughty" sites? I'd be more concerned about soul-destroying smut sites...sinlesswolf

D3nnyCrane's right.. I stubled upon one of those one night.. The screams still haunt me..:|

Sheesh, i mean Snuff sites not smut.:o

I got my very own PC,
I was as happy as could be,
but my mom said I would see,
sites which are......nauuuuughty.

Who doesn't, seriously?

[QUOTE="foolio_67"]

Bet you're curious how she found out so quickly eh?

Steameffekt

Well i though since I'm a teenager, she thought that every teen looks at it.

your mom could use the satisfaction of being correct. get on her computer take a screenshot of two girls one cup and set it as her screensaverpriestinacloset

I think most, if not all, moms feel that way at some point. My mom kept telling me that for a while but then she stopped caring. :lol:

Use Firefox. It's built for browsing naughty sites. The newest beta version even has an "I'm going to look at porn now, stop recording my history and cookies" button.DJ_Lae

Now thats a feature I could use!

You should have said you do.Brainkiller05

She doesn't trust you, but I don't either I am starting to regret us getting you a computer.

You probably should go on naughty sites. In fact I think its slightly odd you don't.

Tiefster

My mom once saw my folder of porn because the folder was on thumbnail view and I didn't realise the folder was opened. She just said "Whats all this ass on your pc"(in a funny/laughing tone) and I told her it was a pop up and she just lul'd. She knows I'm not a virgin though so it doesn't really bother me lol

Once I tried not breathing , it was easy at first but got much harder as time passed by.dave123321

[QUOTE="dave123321"]Once I tried not breathing , it was easy at first but got much harder as time passed by.Jandurin

Tell your mom that you're a human being. Humans love boobs.

You probably should go on naughty sites. In fact I think its slightly odd you don't.

So what? It never ceases to amaze me how mothers are, generation after generation, continually ignorant. Your son masturbates and enjoys the sight of scantily clad woman; this is natural and is a big part of growing up or even being male. Honestly, you'd think by now mothers were start to be able to realize this, but apparently not. At least fathers these days seem to no longer be denial.Paladin_King

You probably should go on naughty sites. In fact I think its slightly odd you don't.

I can see it being unhealthy if you're ignoring a relationship to visit porn sites. Other than that sex and masturbation is good and healthy. Don't believe everything your church tells you. (In fact don't believe most of it.)Skullcandy