I was going to say kick him, and then laugh, but I started thinking... then he would never give me presents again... so I decided to shoot him and put his picture on Gamespot.
If I saw Santa pop into my house, i'll be like "Oh crap, if that's Santa, then there must be a god, and that means those Christians where right all along, and that means i'm screwed!" Then i'll pray to Satan to turn me into one of his demons and promise i'll cause as much trouble up topside in the hopes he will go easy on me in Hell.
Just reminisce about all the joy he has brought me when I was younger. Have a few laughs and pats on the back and them give him a couple extra cookies.
Well, since Santa is my bro I'd just say hey, toss back with a few cookies and eggnog (he actually prefers eggnog), and ask if he has time for a round or 2 in Smash Bros.
[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="blackngold29"] Probably true, I mean with the whole forced labor of elves and suchMetroidPrimePwn
And the pedophilia.....and the animal abuse.....and the weapons trafficking....and the drug ring....and the Prince of Darkness thing. Don't forget the fact that he's a suspected domestic terrorist with no respect for property rights.I mean, come on, breaking into people's houses and leaving myserious packages? Saint my ***. I'm calling the the guys in blue.
If he was the real Santa, I wouldn't be able to do anything but hang out with him for at least a little while. He must be a nice guy, although I don't understand what he would be doing in a Jewish kid's home.
He would catch an axe to the face. 1.) I do not have a chimney...How in the hell would he get in? B and E 2.) Where I am from anytime a fat white guy with a long beard is in your house it usually means trouble.
I'd give him some cookies baked earlier with a quick-acting sleeping powder made for Best Buy employees, knocking him out. I would sit on top of him drinking egg nog for about 20 minutes, and then check his bag of gifts for the sweet little boys, and rob any game consoles, games, Air Jordan retros, and iPods/MP3 Players found, and keep a couple for myself and sell the rest.
I would go eat cookies and chat with him, then help him unload presents, then I'd help him get his sleigh off the ground. Little does he know I have hidden cameras everywhere...
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