So what if santa REALLY did pop up in your house...

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#51 MGSFan92
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Oh my God, this thread makes me want cookies, and some jolly fat guy to share them with.
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#52 tzar3
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Shave him, like in Dexter's Laboratory.
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#53 TheZ3nMan
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It depends. The Christmas Tree is a beacon: wherever you place it is where he goes, and no where else. If I discover him in the same room as the tree, I'd give him a thumbs up and let him be on his way. If I found him anywhere else, he's obviously an impostor.

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#54 ChicaQueenWarGa
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Santa is trespassing. *takes shotgun* I don't like dem trespassers on mah property.
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#55 981Master
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if he did thatd be heaps sick dude

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#56 metalmouth14
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I throw some hand grenades at him.
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#57 aliblabla2007
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I'd take pictures of him, then ask him why he's wearing such an uncomfortable outfit when it's so warm here.
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#58 Smoke89
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Just like the cake, santa is a lie. These hypothetical situations are just giving me false hopes.
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#59 ragek1ll589
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Ask him if he wants a beer.

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#60 MetaKnight50
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I would tell him the cookies are in the shelf to his left...
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#61 Bloodbath_87
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Naturally, I would try to take his powers.
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#62 pianist
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It would be tough to do anything, since he'd only be in my house for about 1/1000th of a second.
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#63 Bourbons3
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I wouldn't know. He only comes while you're sleeping.
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#64 halo3-player
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take a picture
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#65 Gameslave_
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my dad is a cop and has medals for being a good shot, we got lots of guns. if a guy popped out of my fire place i'd probably shoot him in the foot, or my dad would, and then maybe pop one in a reindeer and stuff it. we would force santa to keep pulling things out of his bag and giving us cool stuff and then hijack the sled and go on a joy ride.