So, you get a call from the doctors...

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#1 kris9031998
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..and they tell you after extensive testing, you have the HIV virus.

What do you do next?

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#2 emb4
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Smile because i dont have aids
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#3 cd_rom
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Start sleeping with all those HIV women I passed over.
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#4 KiIIyou
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You aint my doctor!
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#5 kris9031998
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You aint my doctor!KiIIyou
But the person who called you is :?
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#6 Serraph105
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give a couple of girls a call. After that I would liquify my money and inject myself to make it go away.

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#7 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]You aint my doctor!kris9031998
But the person who called you is :?

Stop calling me!
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#8 kris9031998
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[QUOTE="kris9031998"][QUOTE="KiIIyou"]You aint my doctor!KiIIyou
But the person who called you is :?

Stop calling me!

Okay, ill email you.
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#9 MissLibrarian
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I'd be like 'why the hell are you calling me out of the blue to tell me this? Actually, when did I even have a blood test?'

Then I'd probably cry a bit.

Then make an appointment to discuss possible treatments.

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#10 Feryraiser
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Oh...

then go on a road rage rampage...

hi five for aliteration!

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#11 soulless4now
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I'd hang up on the doctor before he or she could even finish that sentence.

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#12 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"][QUOTE="kris9031998"] But the person who called you is :?kris9031998
Stop calling me!

Okay, ill email you.

You will not! lol imdonenow :3

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#13 kris9031998
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[QUOTE="kris9031998"][QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Stop calling me!KiIIyou

Okay, ill email you.

You will not! lol imdonenow :3

Fax?
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#14 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]

[QUOTE="kris9031998"] Okay, ill email you.kris9031998

You will not! lol imdonenow :3

Fax?

Only once.
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#15 Darthkaiser
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Time to make some calls
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#16 VaguelyTagged
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i'd probably do things i've always been afraid to do.

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#18 M4Ntan
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go to mexico

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#19 T_REX305
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I'd join a gang.

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#20 flipin_jackass
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But doctor, I'm dating your daughter...
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#21 T_REX305
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But doctor, I'm dating your daughter...flipin_jackass

:lol:

That would be really awkward.

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#22 blackacidevil96
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dirty syringes in movie theater seats.....

jk, not really. ill take retroviral meds and keep on keepin on. more progress is being made with the diseas everyday, we are getting close to a vaccine and maybe even a cure.

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#23 lensflare15
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Hang up the phone and continue on with life... it's probably a prank call, seeing as I never had any testing.

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#24 WSGRandomPerson
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Spread it.
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#25 TonyDanzaFan
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Honestly, it is not a big deal. With proper treatment, you can live a full life with HIV. I would MUCH rather have HIV than cancer. It doesnt seem like HIV is really all that bad now a days. Not saying it can't be a horrible disease, but it seems like they have found a good way of controlling it's dangers.
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Honestly, it is not a big deal. With proper treatment, you can live a full life with HIV. I would MUCH rather have HIV than cancer. It doesnt seem like HIV is really all that bad now a days. Not saying it can't be a horrible disease, but it seems like they have found a good way of controlling it's dangers. TonyDanzaFan

HIV carries a far worse social stigma than cancer

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#27 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"]Honestly, it is not a big deal. With proper treatment, you can live a full life with HIV. I would MUCH rather have HIV than cancer. It doesnt seem like HIV is really all that bad now a days. Not saying it can't be a horrible disease, but it seems like they have found a good way of controlling it's dangers. blackacidevil96

HIV carries a far worse social stigma than cancer

are you saying you would rather have a worse disease to avoid society viewing you in a bad light?
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#28 TonyDanzaFan
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[QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"]Honestly, it is not a big deal. With proper treatment, you can live a full life with HIV. I would MUCH rather have HIV than cancer. It doesnt seem like HIV is really all that bad now a days. Not saying it can't be a horrible disease, but it seems like they have found a good way of controlling it's dangers. blackacidevil96

HIV carries a far worse social stigma than cancer

So? Who cares about what people think. Cancer kills even the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world. Look at Steve Jobs. If you have the money to buy for expensive doctors and treatment, HIV won't kill you. Magic Johnson has had HIV for almost twenty years. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but cancer will kill you more often than HIV. This isn't the 80s-90s, HIV is not a death sentence.
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#29 klusps
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Start cooking meth.

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#30 kris9031998
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Start cooking some meth.

klusps
...Breaking Bad?
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#31 klusps
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[QUOTE="klusps"]

Start cooking some meth.

kris9031998

...Breaking Bad?

God I love that show.:P

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#32 M4Ntan
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[QUOTE="kris9031998"][QUOTE="klusps"]

Start cooking some meth.

klusps

...Breaking Bad?

God I love that show.:P

got so bored in season 4 that I stopped watching.

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#33 bobaban
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HIV is actually hard to transmit, especially heterosexually. People should be more worried about herpes than any other STD.
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#34 blackacidevil96
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[QUOTE="blackacidevil96"]

[QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"]Honestly, it is not a big deal. With proper treatment, you can live a full life with HIV. I would MUCH rather have HIV than cancer. It doesnt seem like HIV is really all that bad now a days. Not saying it can't be a horrible disease, but it seems like they have found a good way of controlling it's dangers. TonyDanzaFan

HIV carries a far worse social stigma than cancer

So? Who cares about what people think. Cancer kills even the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world. Look at Steve Jobs. If you have the money to buy for expensive doctors and treatment, HIV won't kill you. Magic Johnson has had HIV for almost twenty years. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but cancer will kill you more often than HIV. This isn't the 80s-90s, HIV is not a death sentence.

sorry. not everyone had the money to pump down their veins for HIV treatment. it is my view that HIV has a far heavier emotional impact on people. yes it absolutley does matter what people think whether you want to believe that or not. yeap cancer sucks, and you can very well die from it. but you dont have to fear infecting those closest to you.

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#35 lexika
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I would be upset. Just sit around and wait to die, just live life. I'd probably die before it killed me anyway.
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#36 NiKva
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I'd wonder how the hell my doctor even found that out or how he got my phone number.
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#37 fastesttruck
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Try and figure out how that happened.
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#38 FUloin33
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But doctor, I'm dating your daughter...flipin_jackass
:lol:
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#39 MushroomWig
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I'd be more concerned about how they manged to get my blood since I don't donate....or even have a doctor.
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#40 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Take the appropriate antiviral/protease inhibitor medicine and live a fairly normal life.

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#41 tocool340
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But doctor, I'm dating your daughter...flipin_jackass
Stole my answer...:x
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#42 Ravensmash
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Go back to the doctors.
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#43 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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i've never had blood drawn at a doctor's so i would be very confused
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#44 cybrcatter
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I'd geek the **** out.

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#45 outworld222
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To be quite honest, I would politly ask him what my options are, including what the best medication combo is and how long my survival rate is.

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#46 Oil_Rope_Bombs
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But doctor, I'm dating your daughter...flipin_jackass
Haha, nice one.
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#47 worlock77
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I'd wonder what the hell extensive testing was needed to come to that diagnosis (as HIV testing is done via a simple blood test), dismiss my doctor as a quack on those grounds, and seek a second opinion.

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#48 parkurtommo
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Well, might as well have sex with a lot of people.

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#49 Jackc8
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I'd have a chocolate chip cookie.

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#50 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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Prescribe to the course of treatment..?