So you're in bed, and Russians invade your house...

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#1 Bourbons3
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You have just enough time to escape out of the window. What are the 5 things you pick up and take with you?
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#3 GazaAli
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My phone and HD.
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Wallet, box cutter, beanie, jacket, hunting knife. Those are the most useful items I could think of in my room.

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#5 GrandJury
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My comp, my bookbag, my phone, my boots, my wallet.
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#6 Jesus_on_fire
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Ill take my PC and copy of Modern Warfare 2 so even though i wont be able to beat them in real life at least i know i can kick their asses in the game

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#7 pete_merlin
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Bottle of water

Knife

My wallet

My phone

Clothes

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#8 depend3ncy
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I'm probably one of the russians, so .. :lol:

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#9 d4nny-
Member since 2008 • 73 Posts

computer

TV

Bed (with pillow and blanket)

Alarm Clock (I paid 150$ for that thing)

My School Bag (Incase they just broke in to cheat off me)

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#10 foxhound_fox
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My 5-piece Kremlin Fried Chicken meal.

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Cell Money Knife Food/Water Laptop
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My cat, money, my bag that I keep prepacked with living essentials (clothes, hygiene items, etc), some food for myself and cat food.
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#14 Daxo90
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Axe, Tent, Flint, my I-Phone and a solar power recharger.

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#15 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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My gun, wife, wallet, pants, and keys.

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#16 fastesttruck
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My DS and box of money. well and my car keys and phone so I can run like hell
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#17 b1lal
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phone and wallet.
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#18 Snipes_2
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Gun, Knife, Clothes, Food, Water.

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#19 sieg6529
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why would I try to escape out the window? My wife and I are both proficient with our respective shotguns.
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#20 Ceraby
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Wallet, coffee, pen,pillow and a piece of carboard so that I can write Russians Have Invaded My House. ...Why am I running away from Russians?

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#21 Snipes_2
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why would I try to escape out the window? My wife and I are both proficient with our respective shotguns. sieg6529
Pump Action or Semi-automatic?
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#22 Wolls
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Wallet, ID, phone, keys and baseball bat. For the people who wanna take their PCs.....why?
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#23 bigblunt537
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Probably a 25-35 ft drop from my window so yeah I'd rather not suffer a broken leg. Also why are Russians invading my house? But regardless I'd probably grab my wallet and jump out of my window where my leg would break instantly and I'd be shot as I laythere on the floor.

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#24 Dman0017
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Sword KA-BAR Phone Phone Charger Wallet
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#25 Solid_Tango
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pc, phone and ps3?
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#26 ShootingPwnage
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I would stay and fight

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#27 Crimsader
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I'd take a vodka and 4 glasses and drink with them because I'm on their side, muhahah :lol:
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#28 entropyecho
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My gun, wife, wallet, pants, and keys.

airshocker

Are these in order of importance? :lol:

I would stay and defend the fort! :x

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#29 Bourbons3
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why would I try to escape out the window? My wife and I are both proficient with our respective shotguns. sieg6529
You're not going to be able to take out a whole group of Russians with two shotguns! :P
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#30 Wolls
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[QUOTE="airshocker"]

My gun, wife, wallet, pants, and keys.

entropyecho

Are these in order of importance? :lol:

I would stay and defend the fort! :x

lol i just like the idea that he would just put his wife under his arm and climb out the window :P
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#31 Superbored
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What kind of Russians? Hot female stripper Russians or..?

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#32 Bourbons3
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What kind of Russians? Hot female stripper Russians or..?

Superbored
Ugly male Russians.
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#33 Superbored
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[QUOTE="Superbored"]

What kind of Russians? Hot female stripper Russians or..?

Bourbons3

Ugly male Russians.

Damn. why is it never the strippers? :cry:

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#35 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="Superbored"]

What kind of Russians? Hot female stripper Russians or..?

Superbored

Ugly male Russians.

Damn. why is it never the strippers? :cry:

they have better things to do than invade your home. :D
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#36 gameboy343
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meh screw it i'll just press the self destruct button under my med and take some of them out with me.

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#37 BiancaDK
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If i have just enough time to escape out of the window, I do not have enough time to pick up 5 things to take with me. So I would escape out of the window. :3
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#38 Snakewiseman
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I'd grab my SOG knives off my bureau and slash all there throats

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#39 Sajo7
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My Ruskie-B-Gone. Always be prepared.
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#40 raven_squad
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Taking 5 things would be REALLY low on my priorities when Russians are invading my home.
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#41 marcl18123
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why am i escaping? cant i just ask em for a bottle of vodka and us all play some rockband or something?
but if i had to, i would bring my laptop, ps3, games, wallet and car keys
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#42 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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Zune, Wallet, DSi, PS3, wooden sword so i can come back in and go to town on some russian
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#43 Wings_008
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Laptop, Xbox 360 HDD camera wallet phone
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#44 tocklestein2005
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hmm...no chance to go down the hall to grab my kids? Well then...I don't go out the window, I grab my 40 cal andempty all 15 into them, then reload.

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#45 XanderKage
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I say "oh, tovarischi, nakonetzto!" ("Hey, comrades, finally!") and break out the Vodka bottle.

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#46 AlphaRail
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   And I would bring 3-ply toilet paper...with all of that, I don't need a 5th item, unless I can use a perk 8)
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#47 jeremiah06
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You have just enough time to escape out of the window. What are the 5 things you pick up and take with you?Bourbons3
boots, illegal hand gun, PS3, cell phone, heart full of hate...
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#48 Palantas
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I don't own any guns, so something like this:

  • Phone
  • Keys
  • Ka-Bar (Knife)
  • Camelback (water thermos you wear like a backpack)
  • Lighter

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#49 needled24-7
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phone, phone charger, all my cash, and i don't know what else, so i'm going to say a cup and a pen.

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#50 ProjectTrinity
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Family, Gamestation 3 and all things related, Laptop, Wallet, and my animes. =p