So you're in bed, and Russians invade your house...

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#51 F1_2004
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The gun and one clip of ammo that are undoubtedly lying around on the ground in the room I'm in, as with the start of any good FPS game.
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#52 coolbeans90
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1. KEYS!! (and therefore car)

2. Baseball bat.

3. Knife.

4. Wallet.

5. Cell phone + charger.

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#53 Hockey_Slayer
Member since 2004 • 3213 Posts

In Canada our house's invade Russians.

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#54 sogni_belli
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   And I would bring 3-ply toilet paper...with all of that, I don't need a 5th item, unless I can use a perk 8)AlphaRail

Fruit Loops - an essential part of fending off a Russian invasion

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#55 thespywholied
Member since 2008 • 3358 Posts

My mostly likely dead German Shepard.

Shovel.

Cats.

phone.

Keys to car.

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#56 CAWZY
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I would enjoy sitting and watching people try to escape thier house, through a window (which is probably thier bedroom window, and is probably on a second floor), with a TV, Computer, Xbox, PS3....etc, etc, etc, other stupid things to take. lol

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#57 theone86
Member since 2003 • 22669 Posts

Why would I leave? I like Russians, I'd offer them some vodka.

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#58 MysteryJ0ker
Member since 2008 • 98 Posts

1) Laptop

2) wallet

3) backpack

4) model 22 revolver

5) Grey Goose (because it might get me released if I'm captured)

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#59 lordreaven
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I'd go back to bed, and if they decide to wake me up i'd tell them to go **** themselves. NO ONE INTURUPTS MY SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!

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#60 deactivated-5cacc9e03b460
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Guns, ammunition, clothing, some other various survival thing or barting objects. Thats if this is turning into something like out of the movie "red Dawn".

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#61 muller39
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My cell phone, wallet, keys, and clothes.

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#63 RGDT021
Member since 2008 • 939 Posts

Son

Wallet

Knife

Duct tape

*in Russian accent* Levis jeans, they love the Levis jeans!

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#64 SgtKevali
Member since 2009 • 5763 Posts

I'd fight back against the commies!

[spoiler] yes, I know Russia is not a communist country [/spoiler]

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#65 flordeceres
Member since 2005 • 4662 Posts

if that situation was impossible to avoid, i would most definitely at least get my dog.

i would also take with me a drawing pad, couple o' pencils n' drawing material 'n such and my ipod i reckon

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#66 kidsmelly
Member since 2009 • 5692 Posts

2 rubber-bands a paperclip and gum, which I will fashion into a rocket launcher and kill them Russians.

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#67 Egonga
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Son

Wallet

Knife

Duct tape

*in Russian accent* Levis jeans, they love the Levis jeans!

RGDT021

Could you safely carry your son AND a knife at the same time? Or would you duct tape the knife to your son's head, primarily for his own safety, but also because you secretly plan to use him as a bayonet if things turn grim?

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#68 imaps3fanboy
Member since 2009 • 11169 Posts
id take: phone laptop Xaos dog thats all xD
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#69 L30KinG
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Phone, wallet, some clothe, my watch and a bottle of water.

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#70 NarutoFever1
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Just curious, why does it have to be Russians? :|

And that's a tough one, there are so many things I'd want to keep...

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#71 RGDT021
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[QUOTE="RGDT021"]

Son

Wallet

Knife

Duct tape

*in Russian accent* Levis jeans, they love the Levis jeans!

Egonga

Could you safely carry your son AND a knife at the same time? Or would you duct tape the knife to your son's head, primarily for his own safety, but also because you secretly plan to use him as a bayonet if things turn grim?

I literally LOL'd!

Now that you mention it, maybe we'll both wear knife-hats... just in case.

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#72 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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I'd use the power of Capitalism to melt their eyes.
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#73 hiphopballer
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ipod touch. i need my epic music for the chase scene

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#74 Z0MBIES
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I grab a gun and wait for 'em.
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#75 markop2003
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I'ld surrender, you're not going to be able to run away if the entire region is flooded with a Russian invasion force
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#76 br0kenrabbit
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30-06 bolt, 12-guage pump, .44 revolver, some ammo and my dog.

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#77 br0kenrabbit
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I'ld surrender, you're not going to be able to run away if the entire region is flooded with a Russian invasion forcemarkop2003

Patrick says you're a big fat lier and that we now have to take you out behind the shed and shoot you.

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#78 optiow
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I wouldn't leave to be honest, I would want to know why Russians are in my house.
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#79 Egonga
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I'ld surrender, you're not going to be able to run away if the entire region is flooded with a Russian invasion forcemarkop2003

*man-slap* Don't EVER say that on a videogame website! If you don't know how to hide in a bush, study their patrol patterns and sneak past them in a low crouch while going SLOWLY to avoid making noise, then you don't deserve to be here.

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#80 RAMRODtheMASTER
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Do I have to leave, can't I stay with them? I mean it's like that old saying about the party finding you.
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#81 one_plum
Member since 2009 • 6823 Posts

A pen and paper.

I'll show them that I can write a better invasion story than Russians invading houses.

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#82 Serraph105
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Laptop, wallet, car keys, cell phone, possibly my wii idk.

Of course this all depends on if I don't waste that time trying to figure out how an entire country has gotten into my house.

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#83 dunl12496
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I don't leave. I grab an ak-47 and show em' how it's done.