So,,i smacked a girl on the butt today,,

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#1 DarkHomer22
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So i was walking around in the mall today, walked into the local EB games and seen her bending looking at the games on the lower shelves. So I figured that it would only be natural for me to smack it.;) Then she asked me for my email, i thought "hey, this has to be good," :DAfter i gave the email to her she gave me hers, She was smiling in stuff too, thought i was going to get somewhere. She added me on msn and we started talking, at first i thought she was flirting with me saying "I think that we should get together"and she asked why i smacked her the other day, i replied saying that i wanted to, as ive seen said so many times on here "let you smell my chloroform rag, and then take you back to my place". Good, right? I thought so too, but suposedly she was a lawyer, and now she is sueing me for sexual harrasment, amongst other things.So now i have to go to court on the 30th..:S Is there anyway to get out of this, what can i do? :(
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Well you could fake your death.
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Good Joke?
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you sir... you fail.
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So i was walking around in the mall today, walked into the local EB games and seen her bending looking at the games on the lower shelves. So I figured that it would only be natural for me to smack it.;) Then she asked me for my email, i thought "hey, this has to be good," :DAfter i gave the email to her she gave me hers, She was smiling in stuff too, thought i was going to get somewhere. She added me on msn and we started talking, at first i thought she was flirting with me saying "I think that we should get together"and she asked why i smacked her the other day, i replied saying that i wanted to, as ive seen said so many times on here "let you smell my chloroform rag, and then take you back to my place". Good, right? I thought so too, but suposedly she was a lawyer, and now she is sueing me for sexual harrasment, amongst other things.So now i have to go to court on the 30th..:S Is there anyway to get out of this, what can i do? :(DarkHomer22

You can start by retiring that horrible pick up line. Then you can stop fondling strangers. Then you can stop making mirror posts.

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Where's the Euro 08 thread gone to?
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#7 Solid_Snake325
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hey someone else made a topic like this
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#8 LordWaspy
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Are you being serious? Thats terrible!
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#9 flowdee79
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Smacking her on the butt was your first mistake.
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#10 markop2003
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Counter it with a smack in the face
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#11 bradleybhoy
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This was midly funny for a fleeting moment.
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That was my twelve-year-old little sister! Wh:evil:
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#13 hydralisk86
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hey someone else made a topic like thisSolid_Snake325
yeah, I saw that thread. Topic creator, is this a joke?
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#14 ps2shark
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You should know better, guys can't smack girls, but girls can smack guys.

My advice is to kill yourself. (Seriously though, run, RUN!!!)

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not funny. total failure.
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#16 DarkHomer22
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[QUOTE="Solid_Snake325"]hey someone else made a topic like thishydralisk86
yeah, I saw that thread. Topic creator, is this a joke?

Why would i joke about getting sued :|

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#17 grimm579
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Well one thing is for sure, you certainly don't know how to pick up girls.
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#18 Artosa
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Rape is the only option.
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#19 markop2003
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Rape is the only option.Artosa

forget what i said, this is the best idea.... maybe you should do i viking and pillage a bit too

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#20 xNJN
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lol, what happened to the good ol ass slappin days!? haha..

Don't lie when in court, confess. Plead guilty. But I would state that no harm was meant and only my natural primal instincts were speaking for me.

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#21 hydralisk86
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[QUOTE="hydralisk86"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake325"]hey someone else made a topic like thisDarkHomer22

yeah, I saw that thread. Topic creator, is this a joke?

Why would i joke about getting sued :|

Because there are like 4 other threads like this...:|
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#22 Bauers-Twin
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This was midly funny for a fleeting moment.bradleybhoy

Agreed. after i saw the other 5 threads that were almost the same.

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#23 DarkHomer22
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You should know better, guys can't smack girls, but girls can smack guys.

My advice is to kill yourself. (Seriously though, run, RUN!!!)

ps2shark

I call discrimination. :|

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#24 nimatoad2000
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surprise butt sex - its not rape when you yell surprise.

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#26 elblanquito_81
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Not funny at all. It doesn't even seem real. If it was, that "lawyer" would've known better and called the cops, had you arrested, then filed a suit. As it helps a case more if there's a police report to go along with the alleged incident.
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all i ahve to say to you is: LOL
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#28 ahriman2
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So i was walking around in the mall today, walked into the local EB games and seen her bending looking at the games on the lower shelves. So I figured that it would only be natural for me to smack it.;) Then she asked me for my email, i thought "hey, this has to be good," :DAfter i gave the email to her she gave me hers, She was smiling in stuff too, thought i was going to get somewhere. She added me on msn and we started talking, at first i thought she was flirting with me saying "I think that we should get together"and she asked why i smacked her the other day, i replied saying that i wanted to, as ive seen said so many times on here "let you smell my chloroform rag, and then take you back to my place". Good, right? I thought so too, but suposedly she was a lawyer, and now she is sueing me for sexual harrasment, amongst other things.So now i have to go to court on the 30th..:S Is there anyway to get out of this, what can i do? :(DarkHomer22

Please god let this be a very bad joke. If it's true that is the dumbest, most retarded pickup line even "Hey baby, i have the dictionary tattooed on my "member", wanna read it?" is better.

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#29 ahriman2
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Not funny at all. It doesn't even seem real. If it was, that "lawyer" would've known better and called the cops, had you arrested, then filed a suit. As it helps a case more if there's a police report to go along with the alleged incident.elblanquito_81

Not to mention a lawyer has better things to do than hang out and an EB.

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I love how people feel the need to tell others how indifferent they are :lol:

If you're not amused by fad threads, then don't bother comment in them...

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Say there was a bug on her bottom

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#32 MM87
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When you get in court just say your saw a mosquito on her butt and were trying to make sure she didn't get bitten.