So,,i smacked a girl on the butt today,,

So i was walking around in the mall today, walked into the local EB games and seen her bending looking at the games on the lower shelves. So I figured that it would only be natural for me to smack it.;) Then she asked me for my email, i thought "hey, this has to be good," :DAfter i gave the email to her she gave me hers, She was smiling in stuff too, thought i was going to get somewhere. She added me on msn and we started talking, at first i thought she was flirting with me saying "I think that we should get together"and she asked why i smacked her the other day, i replied saying that i wanted to, as ive seen said so many times on here "let you smell my chloroform rag, and then take you back to my place". Good, right? I thought so too, but suposedly she was a lawyer, and now she is sueing me for sexual harrasment, amongst other things.So now i have to go to court on the 30th..:S Is there anyway to get out of this, what can i do? :(DarkHomer22

You can start by retiring that horrible pick up line. Then you can stop fondling strangers. Then you can stop making mirror posts.

hey someone else made a topic like thisSolid_Snake325

You should know better, guys can't smack girls, but girls can smack guys.

My advice is to kill yourself. (Seriously though, run, RUN!!!)

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake325"]hey someone else made a topic like thishydralisk86

Why would i joke about getting sued :|

Rape is the only option.Artosa

forget what i said, this is the best idea.... maybe you should do i viking and pillage a bit too

lol, what happened to the good ol ass slappin days!? haha..

Don't lie when in court, confess. Plead guilty. But I would state that no harm was meant and only my natural primal instincts were speaking for me.

[QUOTE="hydralisk86"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake325"]hey someone else made a topic like thisDarkHomer22

Why would i joke about getting sued :|

This was midly funny for a fleeting moment.bradleybhoy

Agreed. after i saw the other 5 threads that were almost the same.

You should know better, guys can't smack girls, but girls can smack guys.

My advice is to kill yourself. (Seriously though, run, RUN!!!)

ps2shark

I call discrimination. :|

surprise butt sex - its not rape when you yell surprise.

So i was walking around in the mall today, walked into the local EB games and seen her bending looking at the games on the lower shelves. So I figured that it would only be natural for me to smack it.;) Then she asked me for my email, i thought "hey, this has to be good," :DAfter i gave the email to her she gave me hers, She was smiling in stuff too, thought i was going to get somewhere. She added me on msn and we started talking, at first i thought she was flirting with me saying "I think that we should get together"and she asked why i smacked her the other day, i replied saying that i wanted to, as ive seen said so many times on here "let you smell my chloroform rag, and then take you back to my place". Good, right? I thought so too, but suposedly she was a lawyer, and now she is sueing me for sexual harrasment, amongst other things.So now i have to go to court on the 30th..:S Is there anyway to get out of this, what can i do? :(DarkHomer22

Please god let this be a very bad joke. If it's true that is the dumbest, most retarded pickup line even "Hey baby, i have the dictionary tattooed on my "member", wanna read it?" is better.

Not funny at all. It doesn't even seem real. If it was, that "lawyer" would've known better and called the cops, had you arrested, then filed a suit. As it helps a case more if there's a police report to go along with the alleged incident.elblanquito_81

Not to mention a lawyer has better things to do than hang out and an EB.

I love how people feel the need to tell others how indifferent they are :lol:

If you're not amused by fad threads, then don't bother comment in them...

Say there was a bug on her bottom