Well it started like this (Thats your cue)
First period: My friend wanted to be a gangster for the first time to feel the eperience (hes caucassion), so he brung a nerf gun to school. He shot the teacher in the butt while his back was turned. So the teacher yelled at him and told him to go down to the office. Thats when he cried and yelled out: "You're only doing that because im black!" Then he said something that angered us all (because we live in New York) "...west side, byatch". I would write the rest but i'd get modded.
Third Period: In tech we had a day off because our teacher was sick, so my friend (whos like a Pokemon fanboy) play all 12 intros on full volume so the whole class could hear. He was singing along to it and everything. Then a teacher named Mrs. Castro (shes fat) walked up to him and said "Turn you're nerdy Pokemon music off!". Then he stood there in shock for a second and said "Shut the (censored) up you (censored)-(censored)! At least i have a balanced diet you fat (censored) Snorlax! I bet if you were in Platinum, you would overcentrilize the Meta Game with your high defences and Hp! You wanna play beyatch? *pulls out Pokemon cards* lets go, we have 45 minutes left, woman!
SUSPENSION!
Lunch Time: We were sitting at the lunch table (of course) eating meatball subs. Then my friends slides his binder across the table and it collided with some kids tray on the other side, and it got all over his pants. We all had a laugh, but instead of walking toward my friend, he comes toward me and spits in my food. My girlfriend said "(my name), dont..." then i said "baby, hold my yu-gi-oh cards for me". So i took my tray and threw it at his face. Then he spit on my Blue Eyes- White Dragon. I got dumb tight right there, so i flipped over the table, but then the unthinkable happened.....The deen heard the drama 25 feet away!
Other than that, i found out my cousin went out with my teacher's little brother. Crazy day huh?
MetaKnight50
LIES this has is to be fake 
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