Everyone thinks I'm slightly loud and overspoken, when in reality I had my first drink at 2 (I'm NOT kidding, funny story), I love war, I'm EXTREMELY overspoken in public, and my opinion seems to be more correct in an arguement when I shout it at the other debator.
Well, I'm fat, stupid, arrogant, lazy, imperialistic, war-mongering, and cultureless....so all those stereotypes appear to be true in my case.FragStains
^ All these, however none of them annoy me because im too busy basking in my own greatness ^___^ oh sorry was that one of the stereotypes ? LOL
Apparentyl, i ride a donkey to school, i don't have internet ot tv for that matter. We don't have malls, we all are drug dealers and my speciality is jumping fences and wearing big sombreros.
1) Americans are fat. I'm not fat you ****ing pricks. I'm 6' 3'' 165 lbs.
2) Americans are stupid/ignorant. Not me, I can name all the official languges of Switzerland, tell you what pi is, and find Brunei on a map. Yes, French does sound funny to me but I respect the language still.
3)... what were the other stereotypes again? I just remember fat and dumb.
I'm posh (although I am fairly :P), I always drink tea, I'm a snob, I'm rich, I know the Queen personally, fish n' chips, mary poppins. Some of these are stereotypes put on me from other people in England as well.
[QUOTE="Treflis"]Apparantly we have polar bears roaming our streets and my country is the capitol of Sweden. o.o;; Lets not forget our polar bear police. Someone has to keep them at bay. Oh and its a frostbitten wasteland.
This isn't a stereotype exactly but I'm tired of people from southern/central IL saying how all of northern IL is Chicago. It should all be considered Chicago -1 huge city- ; it's all the exact same; and anyone from nothern IL is a city person. It gets old.
It gets annoying having to say "Western New York State" when someone asks where you're from. And I can't just say "Rochester" because there's about 10 other Rochesters in the US. Not to mention the one in England.
That we live in windmills on a dyke with a garden full of tulips, walk on wooden shoes and eat cheese while we are screwing hookers 24/7... and smoking a fat joint afterwards. After that we see millions of gays/lesbians getting married and we celebrate on boats in the canals during a fabulous gay pride :)
I'm Canadian. There's the one where we all live in Igloos, we have polar bears as pets, and it's winter all year. Never heard the buddy one before, but in my case it's true.
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