Stunning: White House Announces Obama's resignation

Well I must say I'm shocked. Obama has officially announced that he is stepping down as president effective on May 1. According to the White House announcement Obama is burned out from all the partisanship and wants to pursue his lifelong dream of being a rapper, he's already written down some lyrics using lemon juice and water to keep them secret.

As Obama said at the press conference today: "Putin, Isis, all this partisan bickering and nasty rhetoric, it really wears you out. I'm just, at this point... umm, well to be blunt, I'm tired of this shit, uh please excuse my language, that was an unscripted moment. I've always wanted to be a rapper, and I'm going to pursue my dream. If I finished my term, that would take me another two years. Two years in the game is a long time, If I delay by that much, I might never accomplish my dream. So you see, I have to do this, I assure you that I am confident that the nation will be in good hands under President Biden."

What are your thoughts, do you think Biden will do well or are you worried?

April fools, motherfucker.

Okay.

@gamerguru100: I posted a pic of a tweet from the New York Times. I got evidence!

*sigh* If only...

You think the president resigning would be a good thing?

why you guys think it's a joke I posted a pic to prove it!

I hope no one falls for this.

Derp

Herpa Derp Derp, Bloomberg in da club, limiting the size of the soda that you can slurp!

If this was true - it would be ALL over Fox News by now; they'd be having literal joy-gasms heard across the globe.

@gamer_durandal: Yep. And MSNBC would be crying

And now we wait for Fox News to take the bait.

He'll drop the hottest mixtape just you watch.

No one with 2 sec´s of common sense would fall for this one :D

Which means there was a lot of champagne corks popping at fox news until a intern told them it was a joke ;)

Meh...not a good April's Fool. Too obvious what it is....

The rapper bit was funny.

Yea, and im a french model.

April fools or not. Keep dreaming. And wait till the next election when a Democrat gets elected.

Agreed. Terrible April Fool's joke. About as a subtle as a slap in the face.

I have more stunning news: Obama will run for a third term... vicariously through his wife. Think about it: not only would Michelle be the first woman president, she'd be the first black woman president. Clearly a twofer only a racist, homophobic nation would pass up.

@Treflis: Fox news is not like MSNBC

@richietickles: Or a nation that has come to its senses.

Okay: The Picture of the tweet from the NY Times was legit, but it was about a press conference about Eric Holder's Resignation, not Obama's.

If it was true, this is probably how some people would react: gone, gone, gone Smeagol is free!

I had better luck in real life on April's Fools day this year. First I told my mom that my sister called me and said she skipped her last few classes of college for that day and my mom believed me and then I posted on my Facebook status that the local news station was forecasting snow over the Easter weekend and four of my Facebook friends fell for it and then the next day I revealed that it was joke (and posted a link to the real 7 day forecast).

Whipassmt is himself an April Fools joke. I mean member since April 1st 2007.. Is he even real?

@ferrari2001: lol. I forgot about that. I'm realer than a politician's smile and a California girl's boobies put together.