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#1 Model-007
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Can you come up with any ?
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#2 the1stfandb
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Y does a traffic cone turn red?
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is it possible for me to put my head into my ass?
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#4 the1stfandb
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Not that hard but here it goes:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

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#5 PBSnipes
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Not that hard but here it goes:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

the1stfandb
"This is a lie"
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#6 xscrapzx
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Not that hard but here it goes:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

the1stfandb

Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies.

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if the plural of mouse is mice, what is the plural of moose?
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"What is the purpose of meaning?"

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What color is a mirror?
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If "Pro" is good and "Con" is bad, what is the opposite of "Progress?"
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#11 the1stfandb
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Only read if u can't get the jail one.

[spoiler] The man says "You will sentence me to six years in prison." [/spoiler]

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#12 the1stfandb
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[QUOTE="the1stfandb"]

Not that hard but here it goes:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

PBSnipes

"This is a lie"

not excactly what he said but close enough

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#13 MassEfectivator
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How do you look up, "look" and "up" if you don't know to look it up in the dictionary. For instance your like, "what the heck does look up mean?" "Look it up"
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#14 Video_Game_King
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If hot air rises, why is space so cold?

(I know the answer, scholars.)

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#15 cpo335
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If hot air rises, why is space so cold?

(I know the answer, scholars.)

Video_Game_King
I don't, tell me.
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#16 qwertyoip
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

If hot air rises, why is space so cold?

(I know the answer, scholars.)

cpo335

I don't, tell me.

no air in space

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#17 Video_Game_King
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[QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

If hot air rises, why is space so cold?

(I know the answer, scholars.)

qwertyoip

I don't, tell me.

no air in space

But the question is why is there no air in space, given the fact that hot air rises?

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#18 qwertyoip
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[QUOTE="qwertyoip"][QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

If hot air rises, why is space so cold?

(I know the answer, scholars.)

Video_Game_King

I don't, tell me.

no air in space

But the question is why is there no air in space, given the fact that hot air rises?

gravity

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#19 Blu_Falcon37
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If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?
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#20 skinnypete91
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Why is the sky blue?

(I know this ;))

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#21 qwertyoip
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If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?Blu_Falcon37

you have to expect the unexpected. once you expect it , you no longer have to expect it any longer.

si?

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#22 Blu_Falcon37
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[QUOTE="Blu_Falcon37"]If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?qwertyoip

you have to expect the unexpected. once you expect it , you no longer have to expect it any longer.

si?

I never thought there was an answer to this :P I like saying it because it usually confuses people
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#23 Hewkii
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Not that hard but here it goes:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

the1stfandb

I'll get six years in prison.

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#24 Video_Game_King
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Why is the sky blue?

(I know this ;))

skinnypete91

Because of refraction of sunlight in water droplets in the sky.

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#25 fanofazrienoch
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Why is the sky blue?

(I know this ;))

skinnypete91

I heard one answer from my 7th grade science teacher and another one from some senstationalist news report

the one I heard was that blue light is scattered most easily, but violet is scattered too easily so it just reflects into space.

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If "Pro" is good and "Con" is bad, what is the opposite of "Progress?"cpo335

Congress :)

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#27 DivergeUnify
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If hot air rises, why is space so cold?

(I know the answer, scholars.)

Video_Game_King
it's a vacuum so no moving molecules to create heat?
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#28 DivergeUnify
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[QUOTE="skinnypete91"]

Why is the sky blue?

(I know this ;))

Video_Game_King

Because of refraction of sunlight in water droplets in the sky.

water vapor...
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#29 darkmoney52
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If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?Blu_Falcon37

If you're expecting the unexpected than that means you're expecting something you wouldn't expect to happen but you don't know exactly what that will be so you still don't expect that in particular.

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#30 Blu_Falcon37
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[QUOTE="Blu_Falcon37"]If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?darkmoney52

If you're expecting the unexpected than that means you're expecting something you wouldn't expect to happen but you don't know exactly what that will be so you still don't expect that in particular.

You just blew my mind:shock:
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#31 Mythbuster4ever
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The below sentence is true

The above sentence is false.

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#32 Hewkii
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The above sentence is false.

The below sentence is true.

Mythbuster4ever

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If Fabreeze claims to "eliminate odours", how can it be scented?
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why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway
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#35 hockeyjunkie28
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[QUOTE="Blu_Falcon37"]If you're supposed to expect the unexpected, then isn't the unexpected expected?darkmoney52

If you're expecting the unexpected than that means you're expecting something you wouldn't expect to happen but you don't know exactly what that will be so you still don't expect that in particular.

wow....:|

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If Fabreeze claims to "eliminate odours", how can it be scented?ebbderelict
Oh snap :o
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why do feet smell and noses run?
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#38 -Shooter-
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I heard it at school and it's pretty old

If a quiz is a quizzical, then what is a test?

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#39 helium_flash
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This sentence is not true.

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#40 halo3-player
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If a quiz is a quiz then whats a test? real dumb lol
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#41 halo3-player
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If a quiz is a quiz then whats a test? real dumb lolhalo3-player
whoops messed up if a quiz is a quizzical whats a test?
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#42 cpo335
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[QUOTE="halo3-player"]If a quiz is a quiz then whats a test? real dumb lolhalo3-player
whoops messed up if a quiz is a quizzical whats a test?

Peopel say that at my school and it's so stupid. Teachers don't even say quizzicals, it's just some stupid way to get someone to say "testicle".