stupid stories that you've heard

Has anyone heard some story,wether it is from your friend or your heard it on the radio,that as soon as they tell their story,you know that it is false,but they believed it was true.

For example:I listen to a talkshow on the radio at night and once they had a guy on who honestly belived that he wrote some of U2's songs and they stole them off him.and then the host asked him to sing one of these songs he supposedly wrote,and he couldn't.But he still believed that he wrote the songs

when i was in middle school, this kid claimed he was allergic to water, so he couldnt swim in it, and because of that, he couldnt drink it.

i think he meant chlorine, but still, big mistake

Someone told me a ghost was in the bathroom and pull down your pants when you went to a stall or a urinehole. CleanPlayer

What is a urinehole?

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Someone told me a ghost was in the bathroom and pull down your pants when you went to a stall or a urinehole. XilePrincess

What is a urinehole?

Well there was that one time...I got really drunk...it was late at night...we were at a golf course....

when i was in middle school, this kid claimed he was allergic to water, so he couldnt swim in it, and because of that, he couldnt drink it.

i think he meant chlorine, but still, big mistake

Gigagamer2

When i was in middle school one of my friends told a sub that he was allergic to paper and needed everything laminated and everything he got was laminated for the next week while the sub was there but when the teacher got back he got in trouble for it

I remember that there was this story that this guy masturbated into a textbook in math class (with a really old lady teaching the class) and got caught.

The thing is, is that it REALLY happened!! I swear, my middle school was so awful.

[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Someone told me a ghost was in the bathroom and pull down your pants when you went to a stall or a urinehole. XilePrincess

What is a urinehole?

I remember that there was this story that this guy masturbated into a textbook in math class (with a really old lady teaching the class) and got caught.

The thing is, is that it REALLY happened!! I swear, my middle school was so awful.

SolidSnake2142

i've heard a story like that to except he had a porn infront of him, girl saw and cried...

this is my story i will keep it short. it was first day of high school for this girl she wore white clothing. starting having pms. she had her period peopel though things at her butt because there was red like a target. people called her bullseye salley.