Stupidest thing U ever did?

[QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]Wrote a joke paper supporting child molestation in highschool, and got cps involved (on top of regular school suspension). Now my name ison a list for potential child molesters.Mutatedbloodelf

It ended up getting posted on the school computer so everyone in the district could see. It was renamed in the icon as "Some sick paper about child molestation". I went into it and changed the name to a guy that use to pick on me. Luckily the school computer for the district was completely eradicated after that year. I would put a nameless version of the paper here, but I'd likely be permabanned. Besides that, it's 'supposed' to be deleted off my computer and all other computers.

Saying "Mike you %!#%#% jew" In front of the principal.

Pushing someones am into the principals butt, then denying I ever did it, getting them suspended.

Talking about anal rape in front of the principa..

Once I jumped a whole flight of 19 stairs. 20 including the floor I crashed onto. I was running and could not stop....so yeah I stood in the air for a few seconds then BLAM i landed right on my left big toe and shoved the bone out of the skin. It was not a small wound. I made one of the emergency nurses gag at the hospital. It was terrible. My best friend and his family came to the ER at 3:00 in the morning. We waited forever and ended up leaving at 5:00am. Thats right. Damn that was a horrible night. I still so thankful that i didnt land on my arms or my head or something terrible.

i ate a millipede once.

and my friend and i walked over a parked car.

Saying "Mike you %!#%#% jew" In front of the principal.

Pushing someones am into the principals butt, then denying I ever did it, getting them suspended.

Talking about anal rape in front of the principa..

spam-Robot

I smacked a principle in the head with a door once. He was coming to open it and I could see him in the window on the door; I opened the door forcefully and quickly and got him right in the forehead and he almost fell down. I then said sorry and offered him assistance to whatever he was doing.

Once I jumped a whole flight of 19 stairs. 20 including the floor I crashed onto. I was running and could not stop....so yeah I stood in the air for a few seconds then BLAM i landed right on my left big toe and shoved the bone out of the skin. It was not a small wound. I made one of the emergency nurses gag at the hospital. It was terrible. My best friend and his family came to the ER at 3:00 in the morning. We waited forever and ended up leaving at 5:00am. Thats right. Damn that was a horrible night. I still so thankful that i didnt land on my arms or my head or something terrible.

dEtHsLaYeR

I have done that before...really dumb, though I never injured myself like that.

Once I jumped a whole flight of 19 stairs. 20 including the floor I crashed onto. I was running and could not stop....so yeah I stood in the air for a few seconds then BLAM i landed right on my left big toe and shoved the bone out of the skin. It was not a small wound. I made one of the emergency nurses gag at the hospital. It was terrible. My best friend and his family came to the ER at 3:00 in the morning. We waited forever and ended up leaving at 5:00am. Thats right. Damn that was a horrible night. I still so thankful that i didnt land on my arms or my head or something terrible.

dEtHsLaYeR

pics or it didn't happen!

A couple of things:

- When I lived in Mississippi (I have good grammar, don't start), I had a week-long power outage thanks to Hurricane Katrina (though nothing else). Once during that period, I was bored, and decided to let my sister dress me up as a girl and get me with some make-up. Never. Again.

- I live in Texas now, and in my school, I have a Chemistry class. My group had to do an experiment where we took salt (not the average table salt) and mix it in a test tube with water, which we would have to put in another beaker of hot (90 degrees Celsius) water. Once we had the test tube in the beaker, we used a stirring rod to help the salt dissolve. Another guy was stirring it, and we found that the salt eventually dissolved pretty fast. We were relieved, but that didn't last long. As we got the test tube out, there was a discovery to be had. The stirring rod pierced straight through the test tube. I only had to pay a measly quarter in return, but the procedure had to be started over. Not a good time.

so many things i can say... but heres one that happened in the summer.....

so... i bought a new bike... i called over my cousin... and we went to go ride it areound the blokk and stuf.... i rode my bike on the sidewalk.... then i wanted to get down (not by the mini-ramp... ) so i "jumped" over the ledge (pulled on my handle bars)...... so i flew a bit.... i lost my balance since i turned my handle bar a bit.... i wiped out..... and my ass hurt liek hell..... eeeveryone was watchin me... (includin ppl in their cars....).... and yea... luckily my bike was unharmed....

Oh, yeah, about the toe thing I posted earlier, I also had rushed the doctor who was taking out my stitches because I had a football game afterwards. He left one stitch in. I found it a month later, tried to pull it out, and ripped out a chunk of my toe and it started bleeding like hell. :(

Once I called my science teacher a **** ( the b-word if it is censored) right in front of her. I thought she was one of my friends. I was funny though, I said it and all my friends looked behind me really funny and I was like "Oh &%#$"

And another...well, at the end of sport games, you know when you walk by the other team giving them a high-five saying "Good game" ?? Well onc, when I was little, I put a thumbtack in my hand and it stuck in a little kids hand. (The whole thing didnt go in, just most of it) Why? The team was calling us crackers because we were white and they were black, and we all hated them. When we got backin the van, everyone started cheering and chanting my name ahahaha.

Oh yeah...and the other day, before a basketball game started, and the team showed up to our school, one of the girl team members showed up beside my friend and knocked him down. I was like so pissed at her and I was a lot taller than her, so I shoved her into the wall as hard as I could and called her a **** Little did I know, the coach and the rest of the team was following her, and I had to sit out that game, and many games to come.

I'll just list the best ones, since they are also somewhat funny...

While on a ski trip, I lead a group of friends down a mountain. Oblivious to the signs that said 'cliff' in symbolism, I cut a corner and went off of one because the ground and the cliff's snow glittered in the sun the same so from a distance it looked completely flat. Each one of the kids followed me and we all lost our skiis and got buried in 5 foot snow, after falling 10~15 feet.

Attempted to sleep while riding my bike. Within 5 seconds of placing my head on the handlebars I bashed into a parked car, flew over the hood, caused the alarm to go off, and broke my bike wheel. A guy across the street was mowing his yard and he merely looked, and then continued what he was doing.

Went body sliding in a rapid. You're supposed to do it with donut chairs, but I wanted to gofaster. So many bruises.

Attempted a double front flip on a trampolene, and pierced my lip with my tooth and knee.

Stabbed a kid in the back with a compass numerous times when I was 3. No reason, I don't even know how or why I had the compass (as in circle making compass)

Mixed vodka, weed, ryddelin, and swallowed dip in the middle of a forest with no direct path in the middle of the night. I threw up until there was no more food or yellow stomach fluid to throw up, and then I started throwing up blood. Iwas lying supine on the ground and literally thought I was going to die. That's when I quit dip, it's smell makes me nausious now. I quit weed and pills later too.

Brought a 6 pack and weed to school once so my friend and I could get blowed in the alleyway off school property during lunch. We use to do this routinely on days without tests. This time we were caught, but the drugs were all gone. The cop searched both of us and put us in the cop car. I couldn't find the seat belt insertion point so I dug under the chair to find one, and the cop thought I was burying drugs, so she ordered us out and checked. Luckily she found nothing. While we were in the principle's office with the cop and 2 principles, they searched us again. I made the 3 of them laugh so hard. First they found my 'lunch bag' It's a black cloth thing with pepper patterns all over it. They were like "Wha??" I just said, in a childish voice "That's my lunchkit, my mommy made it." The principles and the cop burst out laughing and my friend buried his head in one hand. The cop then whispered to one of the principles "He is so nervous, he's probably never in trouble" The game was working. Next they found a handful of about 40 napkins, and were like "Why do you have so many of these...." And I said "I like to be clean, I use them for many things." Again they laughed, this time making odd expressions as if dealing with someone with mental issues. After all of this was over, he gave me 1 day of ISS, purely for being not where I was not supposed to be, but my friend 4 days because he had a lighter on him, plus a ticket.

Went streaking ( and apparently some people followed and cops came ) .

Walked into a pole yesterday while I looked at a girl .

Wanted to write "this is sparta" on a desk and the teacher saw me

. Went skateboarding on my belly downhill ( on a paved road ) and almost hit someone , but then I got to know him and are good friends.

Asked my friends to tape me to a pole so I can escape , all teh people in the cars thought tehy were bulying me.

[QUOTE="dEtHsLaYeR"]

Once I jumped a whole flight of 19 stairs. 20 including the floor I crashed onto. I was running and could not stop....so yeah I stood in the air for a few seconds then BLAM i landed right on my left big toe and shoved the bone out of the skin. It was not a small wound. I made one of the emergency nurses gag at the hospital. It was terrible. My best friend and his family came to the ER at 3:00 in the morning. We waited forever and ended up leaving at 5:00am. Thats right. Damn that was a horrible night. I still so thankful that i didnt land on my arms or my head or something terrible.

shoeman12

pics or it didn't happen!

Id thought you would never ask!! hehehe

This is a picture of it now, 2 months later. The whole top "knuckle" of my toe came out of that hole. They pushed it in

A couple of things:

- When I lived in Mississippi (I have good grammar, don't start), I had a week-long power outage thanks to Hurricane Katrina (though nothing else). Once during that period, I was bored, and decided to let my sister dress me up as a girl and get me with some make-up. Never. Again.

- I live in Texas now, and in my school, I have a Chemistry class. My group had to do an experiment where we took salt (not the average table salt) and mix it in a test tube with water, which we would have to put in another beaker of hot (90 degrees Celsius) water. Once we had the test tube in the beaker, we used a stirring rod to help the salt dissolve. Another guy was stirring it, and we found that the salt eventually dissolved pretty fast. We were relieved, but that didn't last long. As we got the test tube out, there was a discovery to be had. The stirring rod pierced straight through the test tube. I only had to pay a measly quarter in return, but the procedure had to be started over. Not a good time.

WeAreToast

I would have expected an incest joke first.

See the brownish area? That whole part was open like a gigantic oval. the piece that i pulled out with the stitch that they left in is that pink thing that looks like a brain. it looks so much better now.dEtHsLaYeR

Now you can show the chicks and claim it to be a battle scar.

[QUOTE="dEtHsLaYeR"]See the brownish area? That whole part was open like a gigantic oval. the piece that i pulled out with the stitch that they left in is that pink thing that looks like a brain. it looks so much better now.Messer_Partei

Now you can show the chicks and claim it to be a battle scar.

Hahahaha you are completely right

I love to show it off hahaha

the little pink part is what grosses them out.

My mum was saying stuff to me and i wasnt paying attention because i was too busy eating pizza and when she finished i was ment to give her a thumbs up, but accidently gave her the finger. Also me and my friends idols were jackass, so we tried all sort of stuff. One of the most painful ones were swinging off this tree branch that was on the edge of a pretty steep hill, and since it was summer there wasnt much grass, just rocks and dirt. So i got a running start, jumped, grabbed on to it, swung, let go, landed on my back and slid down this hill over the rocks.Also once i tripped while on a mound of tanbark and i rolled down it. Whilst rolling down i rolled onto a bee and it stung me on the stomach. It was like a freaking tumour and it pretty much took up the bottom right quarter of my stomach. It was about 2 or 3 months before it went down completely. Ive also had numerous run ins with teachers either swearing or saying something inappropriate, eg saying so and so takes it anally. That was not smart.

When I was younger I tried re-enacting a scene from a Tommy Lee Jones movie called The Hunted. Ended up stabbing myself in the knee with a kitchen knife.

Another time when I was even younger I wanted to fly like Batman. So I tied one end of a rope to my bunk bed and another to my neck and jumped off my bed...

jesseandnikki

Sorry, but I can't refuse :lol:

Uuuum, let me see... I can't think of anything really stupid I did, but some embarrassing things.

...What? Tell you? No!

Wrote a joke paper supporting child molestation in highschool, and got cps involved (on top of regular school suspension). Now my name ison a list for potential child molesters.Messer_Partei

you win... well I wouldnt call it winning but you get me right? :P