Stupidest things you've/someone else has done at your school?

A guy once climbed out of the classroom window and went to his buss at the end of the day because he didn't want to wait for the bell to ring. The teacher didn't even notice.

Or once when I yelled at my art sub (a common sub we had) who is very old and deaf "Hey! Hey you old bag! Stop eating that ******* sandwhich, and answer me!" It was so hilarious she didn't even hear me and I was like 10 feet away from her desk! I did all kinds of crazy stuff in in art with my friend, it was the greatest class I ever had in high-school... from throwing pencils across the room to make loud noises, to throwing led that accidently hit my teacher in the face. This list goes on and on.

2 teens running through the Football field naked during the game.

take ceramics class.NetYankEagle

Haha, the art class I was talking about was ceramics class! Produced some of the funnest and funniest days in high school.

[QUOTE="NetYankEagle"]take ceramics class.XDeSuEhTX

Haha, the art class I was talking about was ceramics class! Produced some of the funnest and funniest days in high school.

Oh where to begin...

Superglued a trash can to the ceiling, superglued the teacher's desk shut, put ketchup on the blades of ceiling fan and turned it on, and putting my friends little brother in a cardboard box and throwing papers at him among other things.

Well i have a few,1st of all once in 8th grade during football season, there was a 7th grader(8th & 7th practiced together, and the other 8th graders gave him a tough time.), who was fat and everyone made fun of him. then the next day he stabbed another fat kid in the head with a pencil. OMG it was hysterical.

Another time as an eighth grader i flicked a chicken nugget at the principal.

A little while ago(im in ninth now) some kid took another kids halo book and stuffed it down his pants and rubbed his **** sweat on it, and gave it to the sub. She didnt know what was going on.:lol:

i myself try to stay out of trouble, but me and a friend, at the end of last semester (we're freshmen) pulled one on the world geography teacher. he said "ms shelton, do you have a..." and i yelled "BONER!" just as the bell rang for the end of the semester. you shoulda seen the look on her face. oh and during the final a few minutes b4, everytime she turned around, i got up and started dancing

another one of my friends, everytime when we're in the lunch line, apparently wants to get jumped because he says stuff like "i hope it's not CHICKEN!". once, we past by a table of black people, and the moron said "defend your chicken!" i sat at a different table that day. he's not racist, he just likes being retarded. and that same dude, in 8th grade stuck a GIANT spitball to the back of the science cl@ss. it was priceless

Some moron went to fart to try to get some cheap laughs and inadvertently crapped himself. He never came back.

Some moron went to fart to try to get some cheap laughs and inadvertently crapped himself. He never came back.

super_mario_128

Some weird kid got into middle of class and started shooting people with an automatic gun, after killing 6 students and the teacher, he killed himself

It was pretty stupid

Some weird kid got into middle of class and started shooting people with an automatic gun, after killing 6 students and the teacher, he killed himselfAdrianstalker

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Some moron went to fart to try to get some cheap laughs and inadvertently crapped himself. He never came back.

K-E316

Once when I was in middle school, the kid sitting next to me in English class unfolded a couple of paper clips, stuck them in the slots of an electrical outlet, and dropped a third paper clip across them. All the lights in the building went out.TleilaxuMaster

Tons

We had running day in highschool were we had to run the 1 1/2 mile. I was a good shape back then so it was nothing. But it was boring as all hell. So I used to bring a raquet ball to toss around with my friends to pass the time while running. With a lot of people on the track. You can probably guess where this is going. My friend threw it over my head to I turned around and jumped backwards, right into our fat **** of a gym teacher. Boy was she pissed as I almost knocked her down. The best part was that my friends sprinted away while laughing. Trators

My friend drove his car to school, parked a quarter of a mile away, then rode a scooter while wearing sunglasses in febuary. He's a special case.

Wrote my twin brother and myself as homecoming king and queen. He was the girl, I was the guy (i did always call him a **** . The best owning I ever dished to my brother.

Said twin also got engaged when he was 18. Unforunatly, despite our wildly varying appearances, people thought I was him. So about half of the school thought I was getting married.

Had my spainsh teacher wear sunglasses during class. I have no idea why.

Had a kid in my spainish class get kicked in the nads during a "spirit run" He had to be carried in by two other guys, one held the feet the other the arms. What's funny is that they basically dropped him on the teachers desk and one of them yelled "medic!"

Knew this one kid who pounded on the principals window (it faced the lunchroom) because he wanted to talk to him. I didn't see him for a while after that.

Had the lights go out during finals.

When the fire alarm went off, gates dropped down in the lunch room. Kids have been trapped there during fire alarms/drills.

Had a drug bust at my school with helicopters, 10 police cars and five drug dogs.

Student park lot was a battlefield. I saw 5 accidents, one of them the first day of school when someone's car rolled into someone else's while parked because their e brake didn't work. We also rated cars in science class and my teacher used them to teach us about erosion and rust. Some kid left their car there for weeks. Without wheels. Sported by 4 cinderblocks. That car got an F.

Got lost trying to get to prom, ended up backing up an exit ramp with an 18 wheeling going down the exit ramp. Don't know how I surrived that one.

A skunk had the curtosy of dying right outside the main entrance. Good times.

Had my senior class owe $10,000 in lost textbooks and whatnot the final day of school.

My friend drove his car to school, parked a quarter of a mile away, then rode a scooter while wearing sunglasses in febuary. He's a special case.

stripes_green

It comes under stupid purely, but there was one boy who assaulted multiple teachers which was pretty bad (threw a chair at one, it hit him too).

I Urinated in a bin. to this day i have no idea why, was made to clean up after.

On our last day someone got tied to the flagpole and they're trousers pulled down, oh, and in one set of toilets that the janitors forgot about, a group of 5 boys managed to entirely cover the ceiling in wet toilet paper, literally entirely.. no ceiling...

Countless other stuff..

This thread is full of win.

I slammed the door on a kid and they had to call medics. What can I say? I wanted to be the first and only one in line for lunch.

Saw a kid have to take a crap in the urinal cause the johns were taken.

I slammed the door on a kid and they had to call medics. What can I say? I wanted to be the first and only one in line for lunch.

Saw a kid have to take a crap in the urinal cause the johns were taken.

Nifty_Shark

Hilarious, happened on South Park too. And really I'd rather take a crap in the urinal than in my pants. However if I had time I would try the men's, womens's, and teachers' (if I could get into it anyways) washrooms. I guess time was a factor though.

A guy in my biology thought it was a good idea to drink Sulphuric Acid and chemical Ethanol we also played catch with hearts when disecting, oh and a guy in a different class tried to make baby fish by artifcially inpregnating the fish he was disectingmarkop2003

What kind of dumbass tries to drink sulphuric acid? I have been tempted to drink the ethanol many a time, but lab ethanol often contain trace amounts of benzene if I remember correctly, which is bad. Tell me more about this fish hilarious fish impregnation.

take ceramics class.NetYankEagle