Stupidest things you've/someone else has done at your school?

Some kid who attempted to bring fireworks to school and light them never saw him again

[QUOTE="markop2003"]A guy in my biology thought it was a good idea to drink Sulphuric Acid and chemical Ethanol we also played catch with hearts when disecting, oh and a guy in a different class tried to make baby fish by artifcially inpregnating the fish he was disectingHolyknight_CJ

What kind of dumbass tries to drink sulphuric acid? I have been tempted to drink the ethanol many a time, but lab ethanol often contain trace amounts of benzene if I remember correctly, which is bad. Tell me more about this fish hilarious fish impregnation.

during my last year, these 2 guys where going to fight and it got blown up around the school, so there was an audience waiting for it and one kid went arouund taking bets on it, some teachers found out and called the cops and the kid taking bets got fined for illegal gambling.

also had this spaz science teacher who would pick coins up off of the floor so someone glued a few coins down to the floor and everytime he would walk passed, he would always try to pick them up

there was this fight that broke out between two of the biggest dudes in my grade and the smallest, finest teacher tries to break it up and gets hit right in the face. her face was black and blue for a while lol

some kid wrote a diary about shooting our school up. some kids that took my bus home got a hold of it and where showing it off on the bus, it went around the school for a week until the principal ended up with it and the kid was arrested and we had media surrounding our school, we thought it was funny to throw blown up condoms at the cameras

during my last year, these 2 guys where going to fight and it got blown up around the school, so there was an audience waiting for it and one kid went arouund taking bets on it, some teachers found out and called the cops and the kid taking bets got fined for illegal gambling.

also had this spaz science teacher who would pick coins up off of the floor so someone glued a few coins down to the floor and everytime he would walk passed, he would always try to pick them up

there was this fight that broke out between two of the biggest dudes in my grade and the smallest, finest teacher tries to break it up and gets hit right in the face. her face was black and blue for a while lol

some kid wrote a diary about shooting our school up. some kids that took my bus home got a hold of it and where showing it off on the bus, it went around the school for a week until the principal ended up with it and the kid was arrested and we had media surrounding our school, we thought it was funny to throw blown up condoms at the cameras

monsterslash

Someone I knew in chemistry sophomore year class sniffed hydrochloric acid.

Senor year 2 peole were caught smoking pot in the gym restrooms

when I was a freshman I was invited to the roof to drink(alchol) and have sex (I said no). The roof was closed off in later years.

It didn't happen in the school but on a friend's school bus someone was caught mastubating in 7th or 8th grade.

On my school bus in 6th grade I think some kids had miracle grow spikes that you would stick into the soil for plants. The marton saw them and thought the kids had pot. When the bus got to the school the matron brought the kids into the principle's office.

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"][QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]Some weird kid got into middle of class and started shooting people with an automatic gun, after killing 6 students and the teacher, he killed himselfAdrianstalker

A guy once climbed out of the classroom window and went to his buss at the end of the day because he didn't want to wait for the bell to ring. The teacher didn't even notice.

Or once when I yelled at my art sub (a common sub we had) who is very old and deaf "Hey! Hey you old bag! Stop eating that ******* sandwhich, and answer me!" It was so hilarious she didn't even hear me and I was like 10 feet away from her desk! I did all kinds of crazy stuff in in art with my friend, it was the greatest class I ever had in high-school... from throwing pencils across the room to make loud noises, to throwing led that accidently hit my teacher in the face. This list goes on and on.

XDeSuEhTX

that remnds me in my math clas sin 11th grade we ha da substitute teacher and a fe wof the other guys took the screne off of the window(first floor) and one of them climed out and then ran around to the front doors of the school and came back in the room like he came back from the bathroom and she looked at him and didnt say a word, she never knew

I'm currently in a football team, and once, before practice, one of the players acted out having sex with another player:|

And don't even think of saying "it's big" or "it's long" in front of the team, or even "Size matters", because the team loves doing "That's what she said" jokes. And I'm in a Christian school!

when i was in second grade, this kid popped one of his balls.Skeledragon

Got another story to tell. Back in seventh or eighth grade, my math and English classes were in adjacent rooms with a door connecting them. And apparently the English teacher had his break time during my algebra class, because every once in a while he'd pop into the classroom and start making silly comments or telling lame jokes or making fun of the math teacher or otherwise disrupting the class. Well, one day, he just walked in, shouted "heads up!", and chucked an orange across the room. Pretty hard, too. It splattered all over the whiteboard.

That was one of the most entertaining math classes I've ever had.

A student told my tutor to show him her breasts.

but cant blame him for sayin she was hot!

Someone I knew in chemistry sophomore year class sniffed hydrochloric acid.

Senor year 2 peole were caught smoking pot in the gym restrooms

when I was a freshman I was invited to the roof to drink(alchol) and have sex (I said no). The roof was closed off in later years.

It didn't happen in the school but on a friend's school bus someone was caught mastubating in 7th or 8th grade.

On my school bus in 6th grade I think some kids had miracle grow spikes that you would stick into the soil for plants. The marton saw them and thought the kids had pot. When the bus got to the school the matron brought the kids into the principle's office.

Rougehunter

Here is another one.

In 3rd grade during recess a classmate decided to punch a girl in the gut while she was on the monkey bars. Next time I saw him was when more schools went on a field trip and he belonged to one of the other schools.

I also threw up on the gym door.

But the one that really sticks out was at the end of my junior year a senior decided to light up a fat blunt in the middle of the hallway. Suspended.

in band class(im only in band because alot of my friends are in band and no they are not geeks) we had a sub. and my friend asked her if he could get something out of the cupboard behind her and she said yes so he goes to the cupboard and then when he was near her he does the party boy and she sends him to iss(in school suspension).

A guy in my class punched his hand through a window,that was not a pretty sight...Babar-Lad

Happened to a kid in middle school. The guy was a good kid who never caused any problems. Yet there he was with his fist through the window and a little scratched up.

[QUOTE="Rougehunter"]

Someone I knew in chemistry sophomore year class sniffed hydrochloric acid.

Senor year 2 peole were caught smoking pot in the gym restrooms

when I was a freshman I was invited to the roof to drink(alchol) and have sex (I said no). The roof was closed off in later years.

It didn't happen in the school but on a friend's school bus someone was caught mastubating in 7th or 8th grade.

On my school bus in 6th grade I think some kids had miracle grow spikes that you would stick into the soil for plants. The marton saw them and thought the kids had pot. When the bus got to the school the matron brought the kids into the principle's office.

flacracker173

[QUOTE="Rougehunter"]

Someone I knew in chemistry sophomore year class sniffed hydrochloric acid.

Senor year 2 peole were caught smoking pot in the gym restrooms

when I was a freshman I was invited to the roof to drink(alchol) and have sex (I said no). The roof was closed off in later years.

It didn't happen in the school but on a friend's school bus someone was caught mastubating in 7th or 8th grade.

On my school bus in 6th grade I think some kids had miracle grow spikes that you would stick into the soil for plants. The marton saw them and thought the kids had pot. When the bus got to the school the matron brought the kids into the principle's office.

flacracker173

Some kid got caught yanking it to the female track team as they ran in the hallway.

The teacher was using me and this fat kid for a math problem in grade 8, so she said:

Teacher: "If 'Dnadolny' walks 1 mile at a speed of 2 M/PH and other person runs at a-"

Person: "Umm, I don't run."

Me: "We know."

Silence

Classmate: "Dick Move."

A bunch of friend decided that it would be funny to empty the nerd's backpack. So they threw all his books outside of the classroom and filled the backpack with heavy rocks. The guy didn't noticed until the end of the day. Then he cried and everybody laughed.fanboy-buster

I laughed but I feel so bad for the nerd.

my health teacher got caught having crazy sex with her boyfriend... twice. once the principal walked in on them.alphamale1989

My old track teacher, who was a real s.o.b ass, well, he was doing it with an underage student of his. In school and even with the door unlocked. Unforunatly I was not still in highschool, so I had to find out by reading the first page of the local newspaper. The mugshot was priceless. Some kid from my graduating class still has that pic as his myspace photo. Dudes in prision serving 3-5.

Stupid. Couldn't wait until she was 18 huh?

So many substitute teachers that can't control a class if there life depended on it. Once at my high school some guy lit up a spliff with a sub there (not my class though), she did nothing. He then proceeded to light the bulletin board on fire, at this point she responds "oh dear, I guess I better call the office." He left the class when he heard the cops were coming, but apparently didn't care enough to flee the school because they grabbed him hanging around the halls.

In elementary school the teacher had a book filled with all our marks for the semester. A friend of mine stole this book 2/3 of the way through the year. There was no other copy of the grades. After about a week someone else in the class found it in the forest and returned it to the teacher. In the seventh grade so many of our teachers quit midway through the year. One cried. Another had her car keyed. Her replacement broke her clipboard over my desk, and slammed the door in front of me, breaking the glass. This was the last day of school too. She had a problem with me, apparently she doesn't like smart people who get by with little effort (she actually told me this once).

University is so boring compared to elementary and high school. Worst we get are people who think there very intelligent spout off (with maximum usage of large, often innapropriately used words) the stupidest things I've ever heard.

Well I have a couple, but they aren't really stupid, just funny.

First, in my physics class there was only 8 of us, and we had a super crazy teacher, and we made a nause and he found a porcline bear thing that he had in his room, and he hung it in the school it was funny.

The second, I was in a class taught by the wife of the principle, and she was telling us that she had never had a boyfriend that she had never cheated on when her husband--the principle--walked in, she got all red and it was hiliarious.

A fraternity house cheated on one of my professors exams and the teacher gave a speech saying how he was going to fail them all and try to get them all expelled. I think he even vowed to disband the frat house. Boy you don't mess with one of my teachers.

In the end I'm not sure what was dumber: a) trying to cheat in a class they were probably destined to fail anyway or b) the bomb threat that was called in to the classroom the next day.

There are so many that I can't think of right now, so i'll just name a few small ones that come to mind.

We were working with lightbulbs freshmen year and my friend took a lightbulb and threw it at a kid across the room. It blew up on his head and the teacher pretty much just blamed me.

Someone got a dead fish and put it in the ceiling of the science building. Whole building smelled for a week.

In like 6th or 7th grade this mentally challenged kid took a s*** in the middle of the hallway and the teachers decided to rope it off with caution tape and leave it there.

My friend electrocuted himself in the middle of physics because he was bored. Pretty much just jammed some paper clips into an outlet.

At our school we have a class with computers in it, but most sites are blocked if they are remotely related to pron or anythin. My friend has this site that he uploads flash videos to and he happened to have meatspin on it. So pretty much my whole class got meatspinned.

Lets just say a friend of mine walked into Math class stoned and began to scream "Ms Brown, the walls are bleeding" when she told him to shut up he said "Ms Brown, the trees are talking" and when she asked if he was drunk he said "I didn't know you were a pig" then he fell to the floor, got into the fetal position and started sucking his thumb while some of our classmates started rolling on the floor. Literally.

EDIT: In 8th grade my friends and I got drunk at a mate's house and his mum just happened to be a teacher at our school. She caught us in the act and didn't tell the school cause she didn't want her son to get a bad comment in his permanent record. Anyway we bragged about how we got away with it to all the kids at school and some goody two shoes told the principal. The principal fired the teacher in his office and she told him to go **** himself in the ass while me and all the other kids who got drunk were right outside waiting for our own punishment. The principal got so upset he forgot to punish us and so our parents never found out.