When I die and reach the gates, I will hide in some near by shrubery or clouds or whatever I could use for concealment. After Saint Peter falls asleep I will use what I learned from MGS, and Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible movies ,to Infiltrate Heaven. I will then sneak into Gods house and steal the blue prints to heaven and then flea heaven... Then I will begin construction on my "Super Heaven" right next door and steal his souls.. Super Heaven will include immortality, the ability to fly, and articulate the things on your mind so you dont sound like a bumbling idiot like so many people do, also free beer! God charges you 2 Jesus fun bucks for a beer...
Also everyone is invited, THERE ARE many all you can eat buffets of any kind of food you want and if you dont feel like going somewhere to eat using your teleportation abilities you can think order anything you want to eat. YOU DONT GET FAT!
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