Talk To Stranger #2

Okay, i'm making an omegle thread. Go to www.omegle.com and post your conversations in this thread

this is on i'm having now

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: ahoy!
You: yarghhhh
Stranger: how be ye on this fine day?
You: good, good You: ye done any plnunderi' recently
Stranger: not in the past few moons, have ye? You: nae Stranger: where be ye sailin' from? You: the carribean You: yarghhhhh Stranger: aye! Stranger: what be your homeland then matey? You: southern africa me harty Stranger: aye, and me be of the western canadian seas You: recount some of ye adventures Stranger: nay, me be but a youngling to the seas, my past is rather small

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 98 f chile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey.. lets get to the point... im looking for a horny girl who knows how to cyber
You: Im a man who enjoys dressing up as elves?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHA xD!

another one:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: where are you from? You: who wants to know? Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
You: 99 bottles of beeeeeer
You: you take one down
You: pass it around
You: 98 bottles of beer on the wall
Stranger: hell yeah
You: 98 bottles of beer on the wall
You: 98 bottles of beeeeer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'll try to think of something more clever.cd_rom

Alright, I thought this one was good.

You: so you been conversating?
Stranger: hellz yah! :D
You: really? Me too!
Stranger: weird people on here..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i mean some people are just really messed up!
You: there's always weird people on the internets
Stranger: haha this one guy told me he eats his toe!
You: I find people like to talk about their genitals here
Stranger: i was like ok...
You: crazy
Stranger: yah, everythings about sex with people! expecially men
Stranger: or sixteen year olds..
Stranger: haah
You: lots of pedos
Stranger: WORD x)
You: speaking of which, how old are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

another one

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Loren? You: yes, this is loren Stranger: Loren who? You: the loren you know You: the one you pretend doesn't exist Stranger: O well then who am i? You: Tim Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: My conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: yes she has
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ihStranger: hi*You: supYou: i'm a guyStranger: f/m?Stranger: nvrm

You: hi Stranger: hi

Stranger: where from?

You: y u wana no lololololol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:[

Stranger: tell me a secret
You: Im from Gamespot

Stranger Has disconnected.

LOL

Stranger:hi

You:hello

Stranger:asl?

You:gimme yours first

Stranger:23

You:27

Stranger:m/f?

You:she-male actually

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Did somebody here just talk to me? It's like they knew everything about me. D:super_mario_128

What do you mean they knew everything about you? Like they knew who you were?

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Did somebody here just talk to me? It's like they knew everything about me. D:Nerd_Man

What do you mean they knew everything about you? Like they knew who you were?

Some stranger said: F*** ME! :(

Stranger:15/m/us here, whats up?

You:hey, how's it going?

Stranger:good you?

You: okay

Stranger:asl?

You:i don't know if i should say

Stranger:i said mine

You:i know but my parole officer warned me about talking to young people over the internet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:15/m/us here, whats up?

You:hey, how's it going?

Stranger:good you?

You: okay

Stranger:asl?

You:i don't know if i should say

Stranger:i said mine

You:i know but my parole officer warned me about talking to young people over the internet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

elblanquito_81

right now, i'm trying to pic up chicks on omegle, lol

hmm

interesting how humans engage in this kind of behavior.. I wonder what it could mean.

You: Bonjour

Your conversational partner has disconnected..

that was fast >_

THis convo was so deep man

Stranger: hey You: Hello You: Did you know that the sky is blue? You: unless your color blind... Stranger: nah heard it was a myth You: well it could be a big goverment cover up Stranger: what do they control where we go too You: probably You: they probabaly control my horrible spelling too Stranger: haha ur funny i dont care boutr spellin on the comp. You: haha Stranger: guy or girl You: im a alian from plant pluto xD cuz i dont give out personal information onlinexD Stranger: really then tell me this why is pluto blue? You: its not its purple....cuz pluto and purple both start with P You: *i ment its not blue Stranger: o...... k Stranger: then y does it look blue from the sky You: Cuz its so far away, DUh :P\ Stranger: dont call me a dumb **** You: srry.....here some cake to make it all better xD Stranger: how old are u then You: As old as the sun...but as young as the moon Stranger: how did it all begin You: with a big *kaboom* Stranger: how would u know cause if there is one thing i learned in skool its that the sun created a super implosin from a meteor shower

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: tell me something profound.
Stranger: you are a pig

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

seriously iv seen omegle treads like 2-3 times already, last 1 was a few days ago. why does everyone keep making it?

Last one from me i promise lol:

Stranger: heyy You: Hello, i'm a 40+ year old axe murdering serial rapist sex addict. I'm using this chat as a way of luring young, impressionable children into meeting up with me. That k? :P Stranger: yes You: okay cool You: phew, thought that would be awkward for a sec Stranger: yeah nah its cool You: sweet You: having a good day then? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

seriously iv seen omegle treads like 2-3 times already, last 1 was a few days ago. why does everyone keep making it?kweeni

I connected, and my partner immediately told me he was looking for a horny female. I told him he'd found one... Then he asked for pics, so I disconnected.

The best is busting the pedos on it, cant post it on here though, to graphic.

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hi, 19/f/ca. Save you the questions. Disconnect if you want.

You: sorry about the slow reply, he managed to escape from my basement again.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aww, I was looking forward to see how this panned out. :[

Stranger: hii m/18/uk
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Darn I suck