Talk To Stranger #2

You guys have all the fun :(

Guess I can't really complain, but I'm actually having a nice conversation with someone from China. Let's see if something weird happens soon though :lol:

People dont like boxxy on that site...

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: omg
You: again....
You: for 3rd time
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: SIGH?
You: YES!
Stranger: hahah
You: wanna talk?
You: i think theres a reason this keeps happening
Stranger: haha, talk about what?
You: i dono You: we're gonna have to save the world or something
Stranger: hahaha
You: thats how it usually starts
You: lol
Stranger: alright, well i want to be the cool superhero, who touches the dark side, but comes back and saves your ass
Stranger: dibs
You: DAMN IT!
You: ok ok ill just be the goody too shoes
You: two*
Stranger: don't worry, that part comes with the chick
You: dont you die at the end though?
Stranger: possibly, that may be in the sequel, though
You: hehe
You: whats your name
You: superhero wis
You: wise*
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no clue, you?
You: i have 0 ideas
You: yeah i got noghin
You: nothin*
Stranger: damn, i guess we aren't the crazy smart superheros
Stranger: we must have kickass powers, though
You: yeah strike The Braniac off the list
You: The Hulk....2!
Stranger: lol, i'm thinking ill be more like Dr. Manhatten
Stranger: IMHO
You: hmmm
You: mermaid man
You: and barnacle boy
Stranger:****
Stranger: dat
You: lol
You: Metropolis?
Stranger: sounds too busy
Stranger: you see
Stranger: im more of a recluse
You: hmm
You: chuck norris?
Stranger: too cliched, plus i don't think it'd be a good idea to steal
Stranger: D:
You: chick norris
You: :P
Stranger: lol
You: Frodo Potter
Stranger: now you're creeping me out
Stranger: rofl
You: hahaha
You: The DC
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i think...
Stranger: THAT OCULD WORK
Stranger: COULD*
You: YES!!
You: which actress should play the girl?
You: me thinks megan fox will do good :)
Stranger: she could work, you are correct
You: and the villain will be
You: my FATHER
Stranger: DUN DUN DUNNN
You: hahahahahaha
You: The Hulk....2, I am your father!
You: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: *jump*
You: *lightsabers a couple guys*
You: pwns all of them
You: and thats the end
You: oscar worthy story
Stranger: indeed, sir
Stranger: i win supporting actor, you are nominated, but lost it to a now deceased actor
You: ah damn i hate it when that happens
You: and then megan fox just badmouths the movies acting Stranger: ******* *****, but its ok, she's hot.
You: ya
You: well its been a great trip
You: eh we'll proly meet each other ahain
You: again
You: and thats when the sequel starts
Stranger: hahah
You: just eep using that
You: 18 m usa
You: line Stranger: xD
Stranger: i shall
You: and we'll be good to go
Stranger: this has been a epic covo, might i add
Stranger: convo
You: hell yeah
You: till then my friend
You: adios amigo
Stranger: see ya
You have disconnected.

This ones okay.

You: Dad?

Stranger: *high five?*

You: *coincides with hand gesture*

Stranger: Woot

Stranger: Sup son

You: Why did you leave :( ?

Stranger: Because I had to google somethin'.

Stranger: :(

Stranger: My bad

You: FOR 12 YEARS !

Stranger: Dial up, yo You:

I heard comcast is ish

Stranger: Nah yo.

Stranger: Verizon

Stranger: That's what your father uses

You: So hows Tijuana?

Stranger: Fantastico.

Stranger: the women are loose, so that's a plus

You: They vag's are loose?I dont feel this...

Stranger: Naw, son

Stranger: like, easy to git with

Stranger: Ya herd

You: I herd quite well

Stranger: Good sun

Stranger: Yo mutha still a ***

You: lol

You: I hear her moans right now.

Stranger: Gross sun

You: I didnt even see a guy walk in...

Stranger: TMI son. TMI. Your conversational partner has disconnected

Lost in translation...

Stranger: ㅋㅋ

Stranger: 야한얘기해줘

You: My apologies, sir. I do not speak your language...

Stranger: ah

Stranger: sorry~

You: I'm sorry, but this conversation cannot continue. I haven't the slightest clue what you're saying...

Stranger: why?

You: Either speak english or I'm leaving.

Stranger: sorry Stranger: i'm

Stranger: usa

Stranger: I love you sexy?

You: Again, with these foreign characters... I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!

Stranger: Please talk dirty

Stranger: hey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Never gonna give you up!
Stranger: never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: I LOOVVVE THAT SONG
Stranger: !!!!!!
You: yes
Stranger: lol i remember when i lold to that on family guy
You: waterscooter
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ugh..

Stranger: I just want to know how big your boobs are Me: Well they used be be huge, but age and 7 kids have them sagging down to my balls. Your conversation partner has disconnectedseabiscuit8686

You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Stranger: hey
You: GOD
You: You're supposed to pause
You: and then say
You: Good Luck
You: jesus
You: CHRIST
You: WHERE CAN I FIND GOOD PEOPLE
You: WHERE????????????
You: YOUR FACE,THAT'S WHERE
Stranger: u cant
Stranger: cuz
Stranger: u
Stranger: r
Stranger: so
Stranger: so
Stranger: kek
Stranger: hi
You: finish that sentence you doubleslimed sob
Stranger: where r u form?
You: form form?
You: english..Me no talky talky
You: get it over with
Stranger: from?
You: Albania
You: in a way
Stranger: u r really good at speaking english
Stranger: and chating
You: I'm Liam,I'm supposed to be good at it
You: Ugh
You: Bryan
You: I meant Bryan
You: Mills
Stranger: i know
You: like run from the mills
Stranger: what r u interested in?
You: my daughter
You: not in an incest way
You: she's been TAKEN
Stranger: from whom?
You: From whom?What kind of question is that...Who could've taken my daughter from WHOM?
Stranger: i meantit
You: Tit?
You: you make me wanna vomit
Stranger: was it possible for youto get married
You: I divorced from Lenore
You: but this stuff is deep,I gotta go..I have 56 hours left before I lose her
You: cheers my friend

Stranger: hi
You: fup?
Stranger: ?
You: I just made up that word then
You: it's easier to do then you think
Stranger: what is it mean?
You: hmm
You: i think it means
You: **** ****
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: but nobody knows it
You: true
You: please spread the word
Stranger: where do you live?
You: why? are you going to track me down?
Stranger: no ! just asking/
You: you tell me where you live first
Stranger: China,and then,you?
You: why are you speaking in English?
Stranger: if I speak chinese , can you understand?
You: I only know a rare dialect know as Uruk-hai
You: known*
Stranger: where are from?
You: Mongolia
Stranger: really!!
You: I tried to go to China once but there was a huge wall in the way
Stranger: great wall
You: well, it wasn't that great. good maybe
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: ? What do you mean?
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: What's a boy? I don't know that word
Stranger: are you man or womam?
You: I am of the race of men. But I do not have any genetalia per se
Stranger: genetalia?
Stranger: what's that?
You: It's actually a type of fruit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I tried to go to China once but there was a huge wall in the way
Stranger: great wall
You: well, it wasn't that great. good maybe

PerilousWolf

ROFL!