Talk To Strangers!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!You: I-I....I don't know how to say this but......

Stranger: but what

You: I think I'm madly in love with you :o

Stranger: :)

You: would you like to kiss me passionately now?

Stranger: yes

You: Come here, babycakes

Stranger: take me

You: O---Oh......er....yeeeeeah, I'm not really cut out for that kinda thing

You: :(

Stranger: u started it

You: b-but....amanda, how could you say that?!

Stranger: omg

You: :(

Stranger: im amanda

You: o-oh....

Stranger: u from london

You: I'm from your mother just screwed me so far up the ass

You: it's nice here

Stranger: :(

You: very nice weather....people are amazing

Stranger: u live in london really?

Stranger: i know u

You: I know you more than you know you, and I'm coming...lock your doors, shut your windows, hide your lays brand potato chips

Stranger: im waiting

You: good....I'll see ya in an hour :D

:D I found a gamespotter.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this is /B/
You: hola como estas enchilada pinata! si si si!
You: tacobell or tacotime?
You: uno dos tres!
Stranger: porque?de que estas ablando?
You: yeah i only know how to say the stuff i just sent..
Stranger: really
You: mhm
Stranger: you must be mexican
Stranger: YOU ARE MEXICAN
You: IM NOT
Stranger: PROVE IT!!!!11!!
You: i only know how to say foods and pinata!
You: OK FINE, OK SEE
You: im not
You: are you from gamespot?
Stranger: maybe you just know english perfectly like me
You: yeah, just like you.
Stranger: whaaa how did u know?
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: AHAHAAAA
You: BECAUSE you talk like a gamespotter!
You: AND IM FROM THERE TOO
You: i saw the thread..
You: guess who i am.
Stranger: are you from gamespot?
Stranger: who?
You: i am Tepni
Stranger: post this conversation =)
You: i sure will

I need to stop cause it's getting to werid.

I said I was a girl and this guy kept sending me his pics. I sent him a really fat girl pic in return. :lol:

I have been asking people to repopulate earth with me. Only one lasted for the morning after.

These conversations keep getting better. I can't even post them, that's how awesome they are :lol:

I need to stop cause it's getting to werid.

I said I was a girl and this guy kept sending me his pics. I sent him a really fat girl pic in return. :lol:

muffincakes87

Oh my god, this person is making me LOL hard. We're talking about baxter cakes and nuts right now.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 67 male behind you
You: Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lmao

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 67 male behind you
You: Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lmao

FreezeBlast95

I'm having a very interesting conversation with a guy who calls himself Edward and sparkles.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: there he is
Stranger: hey
Stranger: she
Stranger: Lets build a house in the middle of walmart
You: pretty sure it's a he
Stranger: I can get a good deal on a pitbull
You: really? i alays wanted to do that
Stranger: helll be our gaurd dog
You: niccce
Stranger: we can have all the latest technology too
Stranger: courtesy of wallmart
You: thats very generous of them
Stranger: well get some crossbows from the hunting section too
Stranger: so when the security gaurds come for us
Stranger: well be ready
Stranger: hmm what havent i thought of yet
You: good thinking
Stranger: showers might be an issue
You: we will need sandbags
Stranger: yeah
You: to build defences!
Stranger: some barbed wire too
You: shower.. they sell big tubs and bottled water do they not?
Stranger: security cameras
Stranger: good thinking
Stranger: ok
You: we can bath naked for all the customers to see
Stranger: fingerprint scanner
Stranger: for the front door
Stranger: hmm not sure about that
You: smart
Stranger: I like my privacy
You: we will buy a shower curtain then
Stranger: buy? i don't understand this word
You: oh you are good
Stranger: then eventually we will get all the disgruntled walmart employees
Stranger: and hire them as our personal army
You: make them into our own private army
Stranger: they will be payed in walmart brand snacks
You: haha! then we will take over one walmart at a time
You: until we rule them all!
Stranger: This is the best idea
Stranger: that has ever come out of omegle
Stranger: im hope the governments arent listening!
You: i would have to agree
You: pfft they wont be able to stop us
Stranger: ok what are our code names, incase we get split up
You: hmm
You: lets see
Stranger: Ill be, ladybug
You: and i will be catapilla
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: now lets synchronize our watches
You: synchronize to 0800 hours
Stranger: meet me at 18:00, behind the walmart in san francisco
Stranger: well start there
Stranger: then take over from coast to coast
Stranger: godspeed and party on!
You: good then slowly make are way inland

Most interesting conversation i have had on that site :P

* Stranger joins *
(Stranger) lol wut?
(Me) no u
(Stranger) :o

* Stranger Times out *

Im actually having a nice conversation with a guy from South Korea. We're talking about South Korean-Japanese affairs. It's quite interesting. I'm actually learning quite a bit. Don't know how true it is, but it is interesting to say the least.

Stranger: hej
You: hey you still down for going to susans this week?
Stranger: too far away for me
Stranger: :(
You: damn
Stranger: well, maybe if i go with you
Stranger: buddy
You: I don't think so pervert
Stranger: 7
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm having a very interesting conversation with a guy who calls himself Edward and sparkles.

Theokhoth

I'm addicted to this thing..

You: meow
Stranger: woof?
You: correct.
You: you have passed the first test. ready to move on to the next level?
Stranger: yes
You: ribbit
Stranger: cricket
You: congratulations.
You: you have won a ticket to Paris. do you accept?
Stranger: yes
You: you are allowed to take two people along with you. who will you choose?
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: the pope and my pal christian
You: good choice. you are now on the plane, sitting by the pope and your pal christian. the plane lifts off and a man sitting behind you shoots the pope in the head, and threatens to kill you and christian. what do you do?
Stranger: ask what he wants
You: the man with the gun says "i want you dead". what do you do next?
Stranger: i ask if there is any way to avoid this is there anything else i can do for him
You: he says, "pay up. 1000 dollars or youre dead." you check your pockets, christian checks his wallet. all together you have a total of 243 dollars. you offer it to him. he puts the gun to your head. what do you do?
Stranger: let it be
You: he shoots Christian first. but in the arm. he says "last chance. if you get the money to me by the end of the day, your friend and you can go to paris safely." ok this is dumb. whats up
Stranger: lol hi
You: hi ! howre you
Stranger: not bad considering i just had a gun to my head

Stranger: hi im 18 male from california-l.a. looking for some webcam action with a GIRL i have a webcam!!!!!!
You: Hi I'm 67 male standing right behind waiting for you to drop your pants!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lmao

Stranger: hi
You: OH MY GOD THIS IS IT!
Stranger: what
You: no, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: what
You: dude get out of your house this is crazy
Stranger: :D:Dwhat
You: sweet jesus don't touch him NO! GOD! think of the children!!!
Stranger: what the hell you're talking 'bout
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: **** you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol, second time it happens.

A little 'racist'


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :]
You: EIN REICH, EIN VOLK, EIN FUEHRER!
Stranger: german?
You: Nah, not me.
You: Just learned it a while back..tryna screw around with people.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: whats that mean?
You: one...uh....one...something or other.

Stranger: i see
You: hilter saying
Stranger: ich liebe dich
You: hitler*
You: like I said, I don't really know german ;)
Stranger: thats all i can write
Stranger: i can speak more
Stranger: haha
You: good for you...you actually took your time to associate with germans, nice
You: I wouldn't have that kind of commitment, really
Stranger: im german
Stranger: lol
You: I'm not that for pissing them off
You: WELL GET THE **** OUTTA HERE
You: PRONOUNCE YOUR ****IN' TH'S LIKE V'S!
You: ZZZZZS, WHATEVER
You: **** OFF MAN
Stranger: im german ethnicly but born in Georgia
You: GO BE A GEORGIOMANIAN SOMEWHERE ELSE
You: **** FACE
Stranger: haha bye
You have disconnected.

You: hey steve
Stranger: hi
You: you ever been falcon punched?
Stranger: no
Stranger: otherwise i'd be dead
You: naw that depends
You: you might have some chuck norris in you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: **** you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol, second time it happens.

JimCarreyForYou

:lol: Some of these people I'm talking to HAVE to be on here on GS doing the same thing.

i dont wanna talk to strangers. :o

some people there arent very nice =(Cyberman234

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

I'm having a very interesting conversation with a guy who calls himself Edward and sparkles.

Asneakyshoe

Nope. Here's the convo:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm a killer, Bella!!! -sparkles-
You: Ooh, Edward!
You: You sparkly sex fiend!
You: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: Let me implant you with my seed!
You: Oh, break my bones, Eddy!
Stranger: As you wish, my love.
You: Impregnate me with a hellchild NOW!!
You: Let's invite the pedo werewolves over for dinner!
You: Oooh, I'm sparklin! I'm sparklin!
Stranger: You can not sparkle! Only I can because I am a killer!
You: Oh, I want to be a killer too, Edward darling!
Stranger: No, it will be a painful change, love.
You: I can handle it, for you, my sparkling love.
Stranger: But I do not wish to hurt you. You are my everything!
You: . . .Everything? Me? Oh, Edward, there is something I must tell you, something I swhould have said long ago, but I fear your reaction.
Stranger: Tell me, please. Oh tell me, my love!
You: Oh, Edward, I shall tell you!
You: I am a man!
You: Know that whatever your reaction, I will always love you, my killer darling.
Stranger: ...I guess I will always have to love you in return then. Your scent is what keeps me.
You: Oh, Edward, I am so happy! Come, let us go to bed. Together.
Stranger: I want you to make me bite into the feathered pillows so I can rip them with my ....teeth.
You: And so I shall, love! Anything you want!
Stranger: Well I just hope that I'm not to cold...I wouldnt want to give you a brain freeze.
You: Never, I adore your cold, thick, HARD skin.
Stranger: And I adore you soft, fragile self.
You: Oh, take me, Edward! Take me to the moon so we can sparkle together!
Stranger: We shall rock the moon and send it out of orbit.
You: Ooh, that would suck for the Earth, though. Let's just nudge it a bit.
Stranger: Whatever you want, love.
You: Oh, Edward, you're so nice for a sparkly killer. I love you.
Stranger: How can you love someone as dangerous as me?! Don't you understand that I'm a killer, Bella!!! -sparkles again-
You: Yes, but I cannot help myself! YOu're just so beautiful!
Stranger: The moment I met you I wanted to rip you up and just take you away. You are better off with one of the dogs.
You: Oh, rip me up, love! Rip me good!
Stranger: No! As I said before, I cannot hurt you. You are what I ~live for.
You: if you live for me, then do not force me to suffer without your cold embrace!
You: For that is the greatest pain of all.
You: (If you're from GameSpot, then this is gonna be very awkward later. >_>)
Stranger: (I'm not :/ I'm just really bored haha)
You: (Ha, me too.)

Stranger: (Sad, this is the most fun I had today)
You: . . . . .*Insert "wanna cyber"* post here*
Stranger: ... =|
You: =|
You: Mark said it.
Stranger: ^_^ oh then okay!
You: Sweet!
Stranger: Yeah, so who starts first? ^_^
You: Um. . . I don't know! :o
You: I'm an e-virgin.
Stranger: Shame, I am too
You: Hmm. . . do we, like, take our clothes off or something?
Stranger: I think thats how it goes =/
You: Okay. . .*takes off clothes*
You: Now what?
Stranger: Well I have to take off my clothes too... *takes off clothes*....okay um...
You: So, uh, how do you wanna. . .
Stranger: Hmm.... put some music to set the mood!
You: Yeah! What do you wanna listen to?
You: *Turns on radio* GO GO POWER RANGERS!
You: . . .Not that.
Stranger: Wow, didnt know that was popular...
Stranger: *dances*
You: *Also dances*
You: Hey, look! SWING dancing! lolololol
Stranger: *In Kool-Aid man voice* Ohhh yeahhh!
You: *Changes radio channel*
You: YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN
You: . . .Definitely not that.
You: Unless. . .you wanna. . .
Stranger: Sure, I guess =/
What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich then?
You: Provolone, please. :D
You: I love white cheese.
Stranger: I do too! Haha. *Makes sandwich with provolone, then makes one for self*
Stranger: *Hands sandwich to 'Stranger'*
You: *Takes sandwhich*
You: Munches*
You: *Realises we're still naked*
You: *Continues eating sandwich*
Stranger: Well its always more fun to eat when ~free...
You: Oh, yes, indeed it is. . .
You: Did this seriously begin as a Twilight spoof? >_>
Stranger: ...Yeah... Haha
Stranger: Look where we are now! Naked!
You: Yeah! What do we do next?
Stranger: Well its up to you
You: Oh, I'm so bad at making decisions! You decide!
You: I'm open to anything. . .
Stranger: Well I think we should know each other's name first before anything happens...
You: Ethan.
Stranger: Hi Ethan. I'm Christina.
You: Wow, that's an odd name for a guy! :o
You: Wait. . .
Stranger: Well I had a sex change....they wouldnt let me change my name
You: Oh, well post-op is good with me. :D
Stranger: Oh yeah! Let's get on with what we started then!
You: Yeah! Um. . . what did we start?
Stranger: How dare you forget!
You: . . . Um. . . oh, right, cyber sex.
You: I got it. :D
Stranger: .....It had to do with the sandwiches.
Stranger: Silly!
You: . . . . . . . . . .Of course. . . in my country, "cyber sex" means "sandwiches."
Stranger: Oh yeah. Well then silly me!
You: Heehee. I gotta go now, but this was awesome. See ya around!
Stranger: Bye
You: Forgot my clothes. >_>
You: Bye!
Stranger: Silly!
Stranger: Bye!
You have disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: i have a question
You: ok
Stranger: so if my wife is pregnant with our daughter...
Stranger: and we make love it's like scoring 2 chicks right?
You: mhm
Stranger: but after she's born, why is it wrong to keep sleeping with my daughter
Stranger: it's like the same thing

woah...

i dont wanna talk to strangers. :o

HitomiChan

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: i have a question
You: ok
Stranger: so if my wife is pregnant with our daughter...
Stranger: and we make love it's like scoring 2 chicks right?
You: mhm
Stranger: but after she's born, why is it wrong to keep sleeping with my daughter
Stranger: it's like the same thing

woah...

doctorfoiyopie

:lol: Some of these people I'm talking to HAVE to be on here on GS doing the same thing.

Pirate700

Stranger: i wanna lick a hot *****
You: wtf?
Stranger: wanna kiss my ****
Wtf??

Stranger: hi You: OH MY GOD THIS IS IT! Stranger: JESUS!! Stranger: OMFGWAFFLEWAGONWHEEL You: no, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: dude get out of your house this is crazy Stranger: yah Stranger: ******** BURGERS!!! Stranger: OMFG You: sweet jesus don't touch him NO! GOD! think of the children!!! Stranger: GS? You: Yea! You: lol Stranger: xD You: I stole it from Pirate700 Stranger: i thought someone said that xD You: lol! You: What's your GS username Stranger: just been looking throught :) Stranger: ras2009 Stranger: yours? You: Razor-Lazor Stranger: though* Stranger: ah i've seen ya before You: Lol You: You sound familiar. Stranger: :o You: I posted the ones about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, the Mexican border, and I think that's it lol Stranger: i've posted in the thread a couple of times You: Oo Stranger: Lol funny stuff You: Yeah You: I'm def. posting this. Stranger: just gonna ask :P You: lol Stranger: Cya later then ;0 You: C ya Stranger: ;)Razor-Lazor