[QUOTE="howlrunner13"][QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]My Biology teacher made us do push ups if we were caught chewing gum or eating in class. He would throw a big plush die across the room and he would times the number it landed on by ten and thats how many push ups you had to do. Or you could pay a dollar which he would invest in candy for the class.AAllxxjjnn
So you might have to do 60 push ups?! I can only do 30 before my arms give out. Yeh, and if you couldn't do them or pay the dollar you got a detention. The push ups and paying the dollar was the way you could get out of getting a detention.What the hell?! That's like confessing to murder and still getting sentenced to death.
Screw that. If I'm gonna confess to a murder that'll get me executed, I want a guarantee that I get life in prison with no parole. Otherwise, what's the point of confessing? If you confess to a murder and then have them use your confession against you in order to sentence you to death, then WHAT was the ****ing point in confessing?
Similarly, if I'm gonna do push ups, I want a guarantee that I'm gonna AVOID detention. What, they want me to humiliate myself in front of the entire class, and I STILL get detention?
**** that. If I'm gonna get detention anyway, just give me detention. I refuse to do pushups until I get a guarantee that doing pushups is going to get me out of detention.
Similarly, if I'm convicted of some crime and the punishment is either 10 years in prison or 100 lashes, I'm not going to do the ten years of prison AND the 100 lashes. I'll do 100 lashes if you guarantee that I'll get out of ten years in prison. Otherwise, what's the point? Getting sentenced to death and not confessing is better than getting sentenced to death and confessing. Getting detention is better than getting detention AND having to publicly do pushups in front of the entire class while your teacher tries to humiliate you. Getting sentenced to ten years in prison is better than getting sentenced to ten years in prison AND gettingm hit 100 times with a ****ing whip before you get sentenced to 10 years in prison.
The hell with that. I'd just tell my teacher to **** himself when he tells me to do pushups, and then do my time in detention.
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