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#101 StudySession
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They should have killed it with fire...noobs.

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#102 Shad0ki11
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Uhm. As far as I know sloths don't have rubbery skin or fangs.

Jph625

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That's a skeleton of a two-toed sloth. It has huge canine teeth.

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#103 Shad0ki11
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It's a hairless sloth. Case closed.

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#104 Blazerdt47
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[QUOTE="Jph625"]

Uhm. As far as I know sloths don't have rubbery skin or fangs.

Shad0ki11

Prepare to get pwn'd!

That's a skeleton of a two-toed sloth. It has huge canine teeth.

No apparently it's not a sloth. I have never hear of a sloth that lost all it's hair, and sloth's are not rubbery.
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#105 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

[QUOTE="Jph625"]

Uhm. As far as I know sloths don't have rubbery skin or fangs.

Blazerdt47

Prepare to get pwn'd!

That's a skeleton of a two-toed sloth. It has huge canine teeth.

No apparently it's not a sloth. I have never hear of a sloth that lost all it's hair, and sloth's are not rubbery.

Have you ever felt sloth skin? No? How would you know if sloth skin is rubbery or not?

Hairlessness can be a genetic defect.

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#106 msudude211
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What the heck... :o
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#107 MecaShadow
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Anyone else think of Kermit the Frog when they first saw this thing?

Like someone else said, it looks like some sort of strange Jim Henson puppet...

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#108 CreasianDevaili
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You would think, that moves as slow as a sloth, wouldnt require a mob with sticks to ward off/kill. Honestly, I would maybe be alittle startled at first glance, but i would, like step back twice and notice.. He cant "get to me". I would be embarassed if I got scared of a sloth and beat it to death.
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#109 MrGeezer
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This little creature guy is a little funky looking... and dead, so don't click the link if you're scared (I know you'll click it, you're really curious right now) click here for the story A mysterious photograph has become the subject of wild internet speculation after a group of teenagers claimed it was a terrifying creature that they beat to death while playing near a cave in Panama.Brainkiller05

Fail.

Fail fail fail fail fail fail fail.

At least that woman who allegedly killed that "legged snake" had the balls to hand over the body.

Remember those hillbillies who did the bigfoot stunt THIS YEAR? At least they had the balls to submit the "body" to testing, even though the "body" was just a bigfoot costume from a costume store, that they stuffed with raccoon guts.

This story is stupid.

1) Look at that picture. That's not even REMOTELY plausible.

2) Alarm bells should go off any time someone finds an incredible new creature, and then KILLS IT before submitting it to testing. Why? Because it's easier to fake a CORPSE than it is to fake a living animal. This is why Bigfoot was dead, why the Mauntauk Monster was dead, and why that Dragon In A Jar was dead. Anytime someone sees something that they think is so special that they deem it worthy of reporting, and then KILLS IT so that they're merely submitting a corpse, the VAST majority of the time the corpse is a FAKE.

3) These dudes didn't even submit a ****ing body. Come on. If they already allegedly "killed it", then what's to stop them from throwing it into the trunk of their car? This isn't just a load of bull****, this is LAZY bull****. At least those Bigfoot hillbillies took the time to try to make a bigfoot costume look real. These people can't even be bothered with THAT. They just submit a ****ing picture, and then expect people to buy this.

Fake. Fake to the third power. You just can't get much faker than this, and not ONE SINGLE ASPECT of this story is the least bit believable.

Hell, considering that they supposedly beat this animal to death, isn't it suspiciously lacking in any kinds of wounds that would tend to result from being beaten to death?

This story is just unimaginably stupid.

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#110 gameguy6700
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[QUOTE="Brainkiller05"]This little creature guy is a little funky looking... and dead, so don't click the link if you're scared (I know you'll click it, you're really curious right now) click here for the story A mysterious photograph has become the subject of wild internet speculation after a group of teenagers claimed it was a terrifying creature that they beat to death while playing near a cave in Panama.MrGeezer

Fail.

Fail fail fail fail fail fail fail.

At least that woman who allegedly killed that "legged snake" had the balls to hand over the body.

Remember those hillbillies who did the bigfoot stunt THIS YEAR? At least they had the balls to submit the "body" to testing, even though the "body" was just a bigfoot costume from a costume store, that they stuffed with raccoon guts.

This story is stupid.

1) Look at that picture. That's not even REMOTELY plausible.

2) Alarm bells should go off any time someone finds an incredible new creature, and then KILLS IT before submitting it to testing. Why? Because it's easier to fake a CORPSE than it is to fake a living animal. This is why Bigfoot was dead, why the Mauntauk Monster was dead, and why that Dragon In A Jar was dead. Anytime someone sees something that they think is so special that they deem it worthy of reporting, and then KILLS IT so that they're merely submitting a corpse, the VAST majority of the time the corpse is a FAKE.

3) These dudes didn't even submit a ****ing body. Come on. If they already allegedly "killed it", then what's to stop them from throwing it into the trunk of their car? This isn't just a load of bull****, this is LAZY bull****. At least those Bigfoot hillbillies took the time to try to make a bigfoot costume look real. These people can't even be bothered with THAT. They just submit a ****ing picture, and then expect people to buy this.

Fake. Fake to the third power. You just can't get much faker than this, and not ONE SINGLE ASPECT of this story is the least bit believable.

Hell, considering that they supposedly beat this animal to death, isn't it suspiciously lacking in any kinds of wounds that would tend to result from being beaten to death?

This story is just unimaginably stupid.

Pretty much my thoughts on this. Any time someone finds the corpse of an incredible new animal, takes a few pictures, and then decides that it's not important to take the body back with them, they're just plain lying. I can understand killing a big monster; after all, who in their right mind is going to try to take a giant fanged creature back alive. But no one finds a body/kills something like this and then fails to carry the body back to civillization.

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#111 Wet_Sand
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Fake or not, that picture is pretty depressing.
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#112 weezyfb
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looks like a pokemonz
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#113 MrGeezer
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why is it that whenever someone seems to find an odd creature now-a-days their first instinct is beat it to death with the nearest blunt object?

dackchaar

I've said it before and I'll say it again...there is a very obvious reason. It's because it's easier to fake a corpse than a living animal.

Take, for example, the Montauk Monster. You can kill ANYTHING, and then mutilate the hell out of it. You can then give someone the mutilated corpse and say "look, it's a monster!" And you'll be called out on your BS EVENTUALLY, but first you'll get your 15 minutes of fame.

Meanwhile, how hard would it be to take a LIVE animal, and then mutilate it so much that it resembles a monster, and then try to pass THAT live animal off as a bona fide monster? That's a LOT harder. Because if you're going to mutilate an animal to the extent that people can't recognize it, then in all odds you would have already killed it. And if you DO manage to keep it alive through such drastic mutilation, you will then be crucified for doing that to an animal, as soon as people find out that the animal is a fake (which they will).

You want to fake an animal, you provide a corpse. That's it. That's why ALL of these cases involve either a corpse which is later found to be fake as hell, or pictures/video of an animal with the convenience of NO PHYSICAL EVIDENCE being provided.

Any time someone finds a miraculous or unimaginable animal, and then claims to have killed it when they saw it, that should immediately set off your hoax alarm. Killing the animal is usually the first sign that they are trying to make a fool out of you before they submit a fake corpse.

And in this case, an additional sign is that THEY DID NOT EVEN BOTHER TO SUBMIT A CORPSE.

Suppose their story is true, and they DID see an animal like this before killing it. Okay. So WHY didn't they pick up the dead animal, throw it into the trunk of their car, and then contact every scientist in a 100 mile radius?

What, they just took pictures and then left the animal there? REALLY?!

If so, then WHERE IS THE ANIMAL? Why didn't SOMEONE ELSE pass by this thing, say to themselves "what the ****"?, and then put that animal into their trunk and submit it to science?

Sure they killed it and left it there, but WHERE DID THE EVIDENCE GO? I mean, can I kill a MAN, and leave his corpse there, only for all of the evidence of that man's death to just DISAPPEAR? Can I beat a freaking SQUIRREL to death, only for all of the evidence to just disappear? You leave a dead animal lying on the ground, you're leaving PHYSICAL EVIDENCE. Yet, these people allegedly killed the most ****ed up looking animal ever seen, left its entire corpse lying around intact, and supposedly ALL OF THE DAMN PHYSICAL EVIDENCE magically disappeared as soon as they walked away from the scene?

The thing about making hoaxes is that you have to inject enough realism into the story to make people believe in the parts that are utterly moronic. But THIS story is just moronic all the way through, and I actually have pity for anyone who considers this to be possible for even one second.

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#114 brasscaribou
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That thing looks freaky

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#115 FrenchDynasty
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why the hell would they even bother going near it....
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#116 Shad0ki11
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why the hell would they even bother going near it....FrenchDynasty

Humans are curious animals.

We find something that we've never encountered before, then we beat the living **** out of it.

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#117 Cherokee_Jack
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It looks familiar. I swear I've seen that exact same face before somewhere. I want to say it was in a Zelda game.

Theokhoth

Yeah, it looks a lot like Dead Hand.

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#118 mlisen
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Bitey anyone? It looks like him after he eats the waterlollies and gets a pot belly.

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#119 flowdee79
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Whatever it is, it looks badass.
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#120 Big_Bad_Sad
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It looks fake.
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#121 Maqda7
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That looks freaky.