Terrible Pick Up Lines

Post some funny pick up lines

"Pull my finger"

Having fun is easy, although the golden rule is to have fun closer to the ground.

"HEY. I would like to extend to you an invitation to a pants party in my pants."

Do you have a keg in your pants?

Cuz I would love to tap that ass!!

"holy my pint, I'm going for a ****"

"Hey baby was your father a meat burglar? Cause it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down your pants."

Actually, can someone tell me how good this pick up line is? the context is a girl is standing alone at a bar/sidelines at a sporting event/just alone. I go up and say: "Hi, I'm so-and-so and I think you're really pretty."cpo335

Actually, can someone tell me how good this pick up line is? the context is a girl is standing alone at a bar/sidelines at a sporting event/just alone. I go up and say: "Hi, I'm so-and-so and I think you're really pretty."cpo335

Oh my god, I can't even list all the ones I've heard. Why do so many guys think they'll work? Some of my favs: "Do you have a Bandaid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you." "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" "I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?"Maddy_K

Oh my god, I can't even list all the ones I've heard. Why do so many guys think they'll work? Some of my favs: "Do you have a Bandaid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you." "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" "I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?"Maddy_K

I never thought guys would actually use these types of pick-up lines. I always thought it was just laughing matter... :P

I'll be your Burger King and you be my Dairy Queen. If you play your cards right, you can have it your way

[QUOTE="Maddy_K"]Oh my god, I can't even list all the ones I've heard. Why do so many guys think they'll work? Some of my favs: "Do you have a Bandaid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you." "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" "I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?"Nerd_Man

I never thought guys would actually use these types of pick-up lines. I always thought it was just laughing matter... :P

"Excuse me miss can I borrow a quarter? I told my mother I'd call her the second I met the girl of my dreams."

[QUOTE="cpo335"]Actually, can someone tell me how good this pick up line is? the context is a girl is standing alone at a bar/sidelines at a sporting event/just alone. I go up and say: "Hi, I'm so-and-so and I think you're really pretty."killer336

I can never get it right.. something like
"Wanna make me feel like a Stud? I got the STD all I need is 'U'"

I'm like milk-I'll do your body good.

I know, awful right?

Forgot where I heard this before, but it's supposed to be used on a girl in a bar. Go up to her and say "Hey, are you walking to your car by yourself later?"

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilised?

Youre like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount youColin1192

Thread Winner!:lol:

[QUOTE="killer336"][QUOTE="cpo335"]Actually, can someone tell me how good this pick up line is? the context is a girl is standing alone at a bar/sidelines at a sporting event/just alone. I go up and say: "Hi, I'm so-and-so and I think you're really pretty."cpo335

Yes, a little honesty could hurt a lot.

I'm like milk-I'll do your body good.

I know, awful right?

matisrock

[QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="killer336"] she might be creeped out at first so make some small talk firstMcJugga

Yes, a little honesty could hurt a lot.

Say girl, do you work on a farm, cause you sure do know how to raise a cock!

Awful :?

[QUOTE="McJugga"]

[QUOTE="cpo335"] What if I just say "Hey, I suck at pickup lines so I figured I'd just come over here and say what's up?" lol A little honesty couldn't hurt.cpo335

Yes, a little honesty could hurt a lot.

*Slaps*

what has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper

You turn my software into hardware.

Bond ...... James Bond

[QUOTE="matisrock"]

I'm like milk-I'll do your body good.

I know, awful right?

Maddy_K

Absolutely not. I like to think I have more class than the guy who would say that.

"I peed in my pants. Can I get in yours?"

[QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="McJugga"]

Yes, a little honesty could hurt a lot.

*Slaps*

Shut up and **** me already!

You just gave me my first erection since I saw Lizardman in the nude in Soul Calibur 4. Trust me, that's an accomplishment. Wanna still do me even after knowing that?

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away

Can I plug something in to your USB port?

I enjoy repeatly throwing you to the floor.(if you know which movie that's from, go get laid)

I want you inside me, like Kirby would.

I wanna examine you for science.

How about we add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

*speaks pick up line in Klingion*

what has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper

Colin1192

Man your two for two!:lol:

How about we add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

ChrisSpartan117

I might actually use this.:shock:

This one worked for me on one but not on another :P " I'm invisible " she says " really? " " Can you see me?" She says " yeah" How about tonight?Roushrsh

Walk up to a girl and keep looking at your watch

"Why do you keep looking at your watch" she asks

"It's state of the art, it talks to me telepathically" you say

"What's it telling you now?" she asks

"It's telling me your not wearing any panties" you say

"Well I think it's broken, cause i am wearing panties" she says

"hmmmmmm. i guess it's set an hour fast" XD

I dont know much about pie but damn you make my banana cream

Walk up to a girl and keep looking at your watch

"Why do you keep looking at your watch" she asks

"It's state of the art, it talks to me telepathically" you say

"What's it telling you now?" she asks

"It's telling me your not wearing any panties" you say

"Well I think it's broken, cause i am wearing panties" she says

"hmmmmmm. i guess it's set an hour fast" XD

"Hey baby, I'm-a having a Mario Party- in-a my pants."