Forgot where I heard this before, but it's supposed to be used on a girl in a bar. Go up to her and say "Hey, are you walking to your car by yourself later?"
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I believe that was by Dane Cook.
These are all courtesy of Weird Al- I Wanna Be Your Lover:
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.
You must be Jamaican, because ja makin me crazy.
Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.
You must have fallen from Heaven; that would explain how you messed up your face.
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