Texas makes male masturbation illegal

At first I thought it was serious and then saw Tribune Herald. It's not as funny as the onion but it is decent satire.

Even after it's been pointed out several times.

Could such news really be considered satire since it wouldn't really come as that much of a shock if it really happened? I mean it's not like such fake-news is really in the hyperbole range of what the GOP is capable of. I mean for Christ's sake conservative states politicians have laws on the books STILL that outlaw "sodomy", which included not only gay sex but non-missionary sex acts like oral and doggystyle, and doing such things used to (up until the Supreme Court ruling against sodomy laws in 2003) land people in prison for up to 10 years.

Who's running this state and how did they come to power?

You'd volunteer.

lets

I support this on the condition that it increases the occurrence of sympathy hand jobs.

Umm the sperms die anyways whether you masterbate or not... Thus every man over the age of 18 should get a woman to bone to save those precious sperms.

i already started. care to join ? ^_^