This. My aura seems to attract people without me trying...I don't have to do anything. I'm just naturally handsome.
SideSwipes
This topic is locked from further discussion.
[QUOTE="cybrcatter"] My loins are ablaze.Baconbits2004oh, you're straight? i didn't know that. o.o;; I'm whatever you want me to be.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"]
Two different opinions, but I don't take a leek on yours.moccassins
You're right, I apologize.
I do not, but what kind of vaseline do you use, and what does it do?Baconbits2004
Petroleum Jelly= Amazingly Shiny Face
Isn't it shiny cuz of the grease? I think if I put petroleum jelly on my face it would break out like crazy.[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"] My loins are ablaze.cybrcatteroh, you're straight? i didn't know that. o.o;; I'm whatever you want me to be. Lesbian you are then. :P
[QUOTE="moccassins"]
[QUOTE="Deihjan"]
You're right, I apologize.
[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]I do not, but what kind of vaseline do you use, and what does it do?PerfectCircles
Petroleum Jelly= Amazingly Shiny Face
Isn't it shiny cuz of the grease? I think if I put petroleum jelly on my face it would break out like crazy.No.
I have never heard of any cases where facial usage of vaseline actually broke out someone's face. (By the way, Tyra Banks says vaseline is her biggest beauty secret).
so yeah...
You get Vaseline!
I am a devilishly attractive man who retains his sharp figure while dancing to reruns of the Wiggles in his long johns.
@PerfectCircles
I think facially applying vaseline creates a barrier for locking in moisture while keeping air contaminants outside the face.
I tend to fry up some hot dogs and eat about 3 for breakfast, then dip a rag in the leftover grease and wash my face with it. This of course is followed by an intense 8 hour gaming session in my mancave.SmittyPeppers
Stop taking notes from me!
I shower twice a day and brush my teeth twice a day. I'm convinced this makes me a goddess of some sort now.
I have a question for the beatiful people. Does it make you sick when you look in the mirror to see how handsome you are and to know that people are disfigured?
That depends upon the eye of the one looking. In the eyes of a recently flirtatious female, I am deemed attractive due to me being (in her words) handsome, silly, amazing, cute, etc. In the eyes of a heterosexual male coworker, I am a worthy to be around because of my character (again, as stated by him). In the eyes of my mother, I am beautiful because I am her "baby." In the eyes of God? I'm not sure why he'd consider me to be beautiful but I know that he does so.mindstorm
What an interesting perspective on beauty.
That's not drugs and booze, that's poor bone structure.[QUOTE="zoraluv"]
look kids this is what drugs and booze does
why do i still like him :?
cybrcatter
No way, dude. That's not poor bone structure, that's Zorg!
Yes, go pretty people. We rock. Actually, I only recently became beautiful in the past couple years when I started looking older than 15. Like last friday at a party, I got too drunk and still managed to get the numbers of two attractiveladies...at the same time (I literally got one girls number while I had my arm around a different one...I sort of feel like a jerk...but whiskey is a hell of a liquor). Drunk Ultimo = smooth Ultimo.
That's not drugs and booze, that's poor bone structure.[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]
[QUOTE="zoraluv"]
look kids this is what drugs and booze does
why do i still like him :?
Dave_Bonds
No way, dude. That's not poor bone structure, that's Zorg!
i take two showers everyday, i wear some axe, not to the point of suffocation for others, i brush my teeth and i clean my face everyday with st ives
I tend to fry up some hot dogs and eat about 3 for breakfast, then dip a rag in the leftover grease and wash my face with it. This of course is followed by an intense 8 hour gaming session in my mancave.SmittyPeppersYa, that's pretty funny.
[QUOTE="Capitan_Kid"]What makes you beautiful?BiancaDKLess attractive people.***** post. BLING BLING Y'ALL
[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]***** post. BLING BLING Y'ALLBiancaDK
I'm sorry, what?
5 star post. Bling Bling makes people think they're beautiful (status too)Please Log In to post.
Log in to comment