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#1 PandaSlayer
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is this really something to live by, a book which teaches love, yes, but also teaching being gay is a sin. definetly gods word huh. look, i believe in a higher being and going to a better place when u die, but the bible is obviously not the word of god, a bunch of guys sat around and wrote a book claiming this is what god told us , and its been altered throughout the course of history, i cant stand people who think planet earth started 3000 years ago, its a joke, how can you take the bible seriously.. anyone agree with me.
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#2 CptJSparrow
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I didn't find it very amusing.
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#3 OfficialJab
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Well said....it's not like God wrote a book then got it published down here on Earth. The bible is fallible because it's made by man.
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#4 RamboSymbiot
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I bet you never even read the bible....try reading it first before bashing it;)
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#5 Timesplitter14
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Yeah it's a joke. I agree with everything you said
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#6 GettingTired
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"That God cannot lie, is no advantage to your argument, because it is no proof that priests can not, or that the Bible does not"

- Thomas Paine

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My first point is I agree with the bible carrying minor hate mesages that can be carried out in the wrong way by many christians. My second point is I am in no way a christian. My final and main point is that the Bible isn;t a joke, in western civilisation it is the reason most of us aren't running around raping and murdering each other. Laws come from a heavily christianised (pardon the term) mindset, and so most of the laws you live by come from the bible. So in that respect the bible is very useful.

If you don't agree with me in taht respect, you need to understand, I'm not saying that you are a christian, I'm saying morals that you have gained from your parents, that have come from their parents, that have come from their parents and so forth have come from a time when Christian morals were more important, and so they have made their way down to us. So in that respect, the bible isn't a joke.

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#9 Timesplitter14
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fine, don't believe, go to hellPunkytrd

Well if I went to paradise, I'd probably ask God if he can send me to Hell because I don't like tyrants. (Assuming everything is as described in the Bible)

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#10 manningbowl135
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Every religious book like Bible or Quran are written by man. Personally i could care less.

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#11 PandaSlayer
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yes since god loves me so much he'll send me to a firey death pit because i disagree with the bible, good job buddy, stop listening to ur parents and think for urself.
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#12 Kev_Boy
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Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed. As for the bible being a joke, it sure is.

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[QUOTE="Punkytrd"]fine, don't believe, go to hellTimesplitter14

Well if I went to paradise, I'd probably ask God if he can send me to Hell because I don't like tyrants. (Assuming everything is as described in the Bible)

Good more chairs for me then, no skin off my nose if you don't want to live eternally in heaven

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fine, don't believe, go to hellPunkytrd

Haha if there is a hell

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#16 ConManWithGun
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I agree that the bible is a joke, but maybe you should read it first and get your facts right ;)
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#17 PandaSlayer
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u r right that it has caused us not to rape and pileage in 2007 yes lol, but some of the morals constructed in the bible are quite hilarious,
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#18 Punkytrd
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if he can read
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#20 GettingTired
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Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed. As for the bible being a joke, it sure is.

Kev_Boy

I could argue that homosexuality doesn't goes against nature, because it's been observed in other animal species. But I won't go there. But lets run under the assumption that being gay isn't natural. You have now formed the statement that "If it's not natural, it's a sin". So, let's look at all the other sins of mankind. Let's see, television, computer, todays food, cars, medicine, phones, and so on. None of those are "natural". Anyone who's taken part in using those are now sinners. Do you now stand by your argument that if it's not natural, it's a sin?

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#21 PandaSlayer
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i have read it, i used to go to sunday school in 3rd grade..then i said..um..screw this book.
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How do you comprehend the forces in witch we breath. The light that once filled is gone, with a swift inhalation of mans creation. -Skylar Morris


I am not a Atheists, nor do I have a Religion. I am me and me alone. I believe god is our watcher, and plays us like puppets. I read while back a saying, "look at your hand child see how the fingers branch from you hand? God is thy center and the fingers are his religions." This
quote had such a impact on my life that I decided Christiansted was not me, matter of fact no religion is me. I know god is there with me through depths of hell to the highest peak of heaven. I am not scared of being controlled, I am not scared dieing.
I go on my days searching for answers. Answers that will never be heard. To people who see me walk, I am an out cast, but really I'm just trying to survive.
Science compares fiction with fact and fact with fiction. We test and see how we go down the wrong path, we listen to are music, watch are movies see are screaming girl friend squeeze you in the movie theater. Life is a test, a test of finding the truth to life. Every single thing we do is preparing are selves for judgment day. An Idea is the scariest weapon in are arsenal of destructive creations. A idea created the word GOD! A idea created the word Love, hate, sin,
Evolution. We might as well say everything is a theory. In the world we live in God and Science
usually don't go together. I don't understand why, why can't we just make are minds up? Adam and Eve are Monkeys? God is the big bang, God is me and you. Doctors are the healers you heard of in the Bible. Find your own way, good luck in life we will all need it.
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#23 CptJSparrow
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Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

Kev_Boy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.
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#24 CptJSparrow
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[QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed. As for the bible being a joke, it sure is.

GettingTired

I could argue that homosexuality goes against nature, because it's been observed in other animal species. But I won't go there. But lets run under the assumption that being gay isn't natural. You have now formed the statement that "If it's not natural, it's a sin". So, let's look at all the other sins of mankind. Let's see, television, computer, todays food, cars, medicine, phones, and so on. None of those are "natural". Anyone who's taken part in using those are now sinners. Do you now stand by your argument that if it's not natural, it's a sin?

Heh, good job.
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#25 PandaSlayer
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its called the big bang, everything we are made of, is of adams, light and dark matter, and energy, cells evolve. what..your telling me some guy made planet earth in a week, gimme a break, do you know how absurd that sounds.
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I follow the words of the Quran....
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#27 PandaSlayer
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its a sin because the bible said it was, thats the only reason, i bet u if the bible said homosexuality is perfecty normal, than most of you wouldnt care, but thats just me.
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#28 Ezgam3r
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i have read it, i used to go to sunday school in 3rd grade..then i said..um..screw this book.PandaSlayer
You may want to read it again since if what you say is true, you read it when you were 8 :|
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its called the big bang, everything we are made of, is of adams, light and dark matter, and energy, cells evolve. what..your telling me some guy made planet earth in a week, gimme a break, do you know how absurd that sounds.PandaSlayer

who made atoms? Who made dark and light, who made everything that science goes to for the anwsers? GOD

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#30 PandaSlayer
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i gotta go now, message me if u think i want to hear it
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#31 PandaSlayer
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and theres proof made atoms, science is truth, and it makes MUCH more sense than someone making it, comon are u serious buddy. i gotta go like NOW, so bye.
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#32 OfficialJab
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[QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

CptJSparrow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.

For all anyone knows you could have made that list, or anyone who wants to fight for homosexuality, it's wikipedia. I wish that wasn't such a popular source, it's hard to believe it.
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#33 PandaSlayer
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god made atoms*
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[QUOTE="PandaSlayer"]its called the big bang, everything we are made of, is of adams, light and dark matter, and energy, cells evolve. what..your telling me some guy made planet earth in a week, gimme a break, do you know how absurd that sounds.Punkytrd

who made atoms? Who made dark and light, who made everything that science goes to for the anwsers? GOD

Or maybe matter-energy and light are timeless.
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#35 CptJSparrow
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[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

OfficialJab
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.

For all anyone knows you could have made that list, or anyone who wants to fight for homosexuality, it's wikipedia. I wish that wasn't such a popular source, it's hard to believe it.

Judging from your post, you didn't even read the first paragraph.
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#36 Punkytrd
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god isn't a human or someone, he is a heavenly spririt
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[QUOTE="OfficialJab"][QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

CptJSparrow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.

For all anyone knows you could have made that list, or anyone who wants to fight for homosexuality, it's wikipedia. I wish that wasn't such a popular source, it's hard to believe it.

Judging from your post, you didn't even read the first paragraph.

Just let this topic die dude before this get out of control... AGAIN...
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[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

OfficialJab

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.

For all anyone knows you could have made that list, or anyone who wants to fight for homosexuality, it's wikipedia. I wish that wasn't such a popular source, it's hard to believe it.

You know full well you can do a quick google search and come up with further websites providing information.

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#39 CptJSparrow
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[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="OfficialJab"][QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

Ezgam3r
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.

For all anyone knows you could have made that list, or anyone who wants to fight for homosexuality, it's wikipedia. I wish that wasn't such a popular source, it's hard to believe it.

Judging from your post, you didn't even read the first paragraph.

Just let this topic die dude before this get out of control... AGAIN...

No-one said you had to stay.
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[QUOTE="Ezgam3r"][QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="OfficialJab"][QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="Kev_Boy"]

Being gay is a sin, it goes against nature, that's not to say it doesn't happen because it does but it shouldn't be endorsed.

CptJSparrow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior Against nature, is it? I suppose you may have meant "against the norm." The norm here is sexual reproduction, but that is so trivial that homosexuality doesn't deserve the harsh connotation of the word 'sin,' especially in respect to some vague authority that is inanimate.

For all anyone knows you could have made that list, or anyone who wants to fight for homosexuality, it's wikipedia. I wish that wasn't such a popular source, it's hard to believe it.

Judging from your post, you didn't even read the first paragraph.

Just let this topic die dude before this get out of control... AGAIN...

No-one said you had to stay.

True. Well have fun...
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#41 hojobojo
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god isn't a human or someone, he is a heavenly spriritPunkytrd

And how do you know this?

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Surely the fact that the Bible states homosexuality to be a sin tells us that it was written entirely by man. Why would an all-loving deity hold such prejudices?
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[QUOTE="Punkytrd"]god isn't a human or someone, he is a heavenly spririthojobojo

And how do you know this?

Because we chill every night at Ihop......

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u dont just wake up when day and decide ur gay..well you do(puberty) but its genetics, ur born with it, anyone who disagrees is a complete retardPandaSlayer

I take that back, it's not a sin, but just because you're born with it doesn't mean you should be allowed to live. If you live never to have offspring you might as well be dead...

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#45 CptJSparrow
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u dont just wake up when day and decide ur gay..well you do(puberty) but its genetics, ur born with it, anyone who disagrees is a complete retardPandaSlayer
Surely I must be a complete retard for thinking that it's hormonal.
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#47 GettingTired
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[QUOTE="PandaSlayer"]u dont just wake up when day and decide ur gay..well you do(puberty) but its genetics, ur born with it, anyone who disagrees is a complete retardKev_Boy

I take that back, it's not a sin, but just because you're born with it doesn't mean you should be allowed to live. If you live never to have offspring you might as well be dead...

What? That's your opinion. You know, if your only meaning in life is to reproduce, then so be it. But don't assume that is everyones purpose in life.

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#48 syorks
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Surely the fact that the Bible states homosexuality to be a sin tells us that it was written entirely by man. Why would an all-loving deity hold such prejudices?luke1889
I don't think He does. I'm a Christian and i think its a sin but i believe that homosexuals can still go to heaven.
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#49 proud722
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too many people in this thread are pushing their beliefs/opinions on others :?
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#50 slicknet
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Whats the big deal about being gay a sin?

If we were all gay how could we reproduce?