The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

I typed in "Hello there, my name is Kevin."

and got...

"HELO THERA MAH NME SI KAVIN!!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL"

:lol:

try it out

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

"Thank you for your contribution, topic creator." = "THANK U FOR UR CONTRIBUTION 2PIC CR3A2R!!11!!!11 LOL"

:P

hello gamespot=HELO GMASPOT
playstation_wii

LOL THX THES THNG HIS FR3AKNG SWET!11!!! WTF

(I feel like a noob right now)

You know, I tried putting in the 12 year old translation into the to be translated box, I expected that it would be the reverse, like an actual sentence, or at least something different.

It wasn't. I am disappointed. :(

The 12 year old AOLer does Hamlet: [Quote="Hamlet"] 2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT SI TEH QU3STION WHETHAR TIS NOBL3R IN TEH MIND 2 SUFAR TH3 SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUN3 OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A S3A OF TROUBLES AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!!?!?? LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE END THE HAART-ACH3 AND TEH THOSAND NATURAL SHOX TAHT FLASH SI HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION DEVOUTLEY 2 B WISHD!!1!! OMG WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP 2 SLEP P3RCHANCE 2 DRAM AY THARES TEH RUB FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DRAMS MAY COME WHAN W3 HAEV SHUFLAD OF THES MORTAL COIL MUST GIEV US PAUES THER3S DA RESPACT TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF FOR WHO WUD BAR TEH WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIEM THE OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS CONTUMELEY TH3 PANGS OF D3SPIESD LOV3 DA LAWS DELAY THE INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS WHEN HA HIMSALF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS MAEK WITH A R BODKIN???!! WTF LOL WHO WUD FARD3LS BAR 2 GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIEF BUT TAHT DA DREAD OF SOMETHNG AFTAR DEATH THE UNDISCOVARD COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN NO TRAEVLER RETURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS WA HAEV THAN FLEY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF THUS?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL CONSCEINCA DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL AND THUS DA NATIEV HUE OF R3SOLUTION IS SIKLEID OER WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT AND 3NT3RPRIESS OF GREAT PITH AND MOMANT WITH THES REGARD THERE CURENTS TURN AWRY AND LOSE TEH NME OF ACTION-SOFT!!1111 WTF U NOW TH3!11!!11! LOL FARE OPH3LIA!1!1!!1!! WTF NYMPH IN THY ORISONS B AL MAH SINS REM3MBRD!!11! LOL Mumbles527

omfg roflmfao :lol:

OMGWTFBBQ DID I OUTSMART TEH SYSTEM?!?!?!

OMGWTFBQ DID I OUTSMART TEH SYSTAM?!?!?!!!1!???!?!1!!!1!!!!???!??!1!!!!1 WTF LOL

>_>

The 12 year old AOLer does Hamlet: [Quote="Hamlet"] 2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT SI TEH QU3STION WHETHAR TIS NOBL3R IN TEH MIND 2 SUFAR TH3 SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUN3 OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A S3A OF TROUBLES AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!!?!?? LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE END THE HAART-ACH3 AND TEH THOSAND NATURAL SHOX TAHT FLASH SI HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION DEVOUTLEY 2 B WISHD!!1!! OMG WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP 2 SLEP P3RCHANCE 2 DRAM AY THARES TEH RUB FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DRAMS MAY COME WHAN W3 HAEV SHUFLAD OF THES MORTAL COIL MUST GIEV US PAUES THER3S DA RESPACT TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF FOR WHO WUD BAR TEH WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIEM THE OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS CONTUMELEY TH3 PANGS OF D3SPIESD LOV3 DA LAWS DELAY THE INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS WHEN HA HIMSALF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS MAEK WITH A R BODKIN???!! WTF LOL WHO WUD FARD3LS BAR 2 GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIEF BUT TAHT DA DREAD OF SOMETHNG AFTAR DEATH THE UNDISCOVARD COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN NO TRAEVLER RETURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS WA HAEV THAN FLEY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF THUS?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL CONSCEINCA DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL AND THUS DA NATIEV HUE OF R3SOLUTION IS SIKLEID OER WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT AND 3NT3RPRIESS OF GREAT PITH AND MOMANT WITH THES REGARD THERE CURENTS TURN AWRY AND LOSE TEH NME OF ACTION-SOFT!!1111 WTF U NOW TH3!11!!11! LOL FARE OPH3LIA!1!1!!1!! WTF NYMPH IN THY ORISONS B AL MAH SINS REM3MBRD!!11! LOL Mumbles527

The 12 year AOLer on the Fundamental theorem of calculus

TEH FUNDMANTAL TH3OREM OF CALCULUS SP3CIFEIS DA RALATIONSHIP BTWEN TEH TWO C3NTRAL OPERATIONS OF CALCULUS DIF3RANTIATION AND INTEGRATION

THE!!11!!11! OMG LOL FIRST PART OF DA TH3OREM SOMETIEMS CAL3D DA FIRST FUNDMENTAL THEOR3M OF CALCULUS SHOWS TAHT AN INDAFINIET INT3GRATION[1] CAN B R3VERSED BY A DIFARENTIATION

TH3!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL SACOND PART SOMATIEMS CALED TEH SECOND FUNDMANTAL TH3OREM OF CALCULUS ALOWS ON3 2 COMPUTE TEH DAFINIET INTEGRAL OF A FUNCTION BY USNG ANY ON3 OF ITS INFINIETLEY MANY ANTIEDRIVATIEVS!11!1!!1 WTF LOL THES PART OF DA THEOR3M HAS INVALUABLE PRACTICAL APLICATIONS B/C IT MARKEDLEY SIMPLIFEIS DA COMPUTATION OF DAFINIET INT3GRALS

TH3!11!!1! WTF FIRST PUBLISHED STAETMENT AND PROF OF A RASTRICTED V3RSION OF DA FUNDMENTAL TH3OR3M WAS BY JM3S GRAGORY (1638-1675)[2]!1111111! OMG LOL ISAC NEW2N (1643-1727) AND GOTFREID LEIBNIZ (1646-1716) IND3P3NDENTLEY DEVALOPED DA THEORAM IN ITS FINAL FORM

!!1!1!1 WTF

:lol:

12 year old William Blake:

O ROSE THOU ART SIK
THA!1!!11 INVISIBL3 WORM
TAHT FLEIS IN TEH NIGHT
IN TEH HOWLNG WIND
HAS FOUND OUT THY BD
OF CRIMSON JOY
AND HIS DARK SACRET LOV3
DO3S THY LIEF DESTROY
!!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL

And for a change of pace, some Abe Simpson:

WE MAY NOT B ABLE 2 BASH SKULS LIEK WE UESD 2 BUT WE HAEV OUR WAYS!11!1! OMG LOL ONA WAY SI 2 TEL THEM S2REIS TAHT DONT GO ANYWH3R3.!!11!!111!!111!1111!!1 OMG LOL LIEK TEH TIEM I 2K TEH FARY 2 OGDANVIL3!!111!11 OMG LOL I NEDED A NU HEL FOR MAH SHO3!11!! WTF LOL SO I DACIEDD 2 TAEK DA FERY 2 OGD3NVILE WHICH SI WT CAL3D SHELBYVILA IN THOSE DAYS!!111!!11 OMG WTF I TEID AN ONION 2 MAH BLT WHICH WAS DA STILE AT DA TIEM!!!1111!! LOL NOW 2 TAEK DA FERY COST A NIKAL AND IN THOS3 DAYS NIK3LS HAD PICTURES OF BUMBLEB3S ON DA BAK OF TH3M!111!!1!! OMG WTF LOL GIEV ME FIEV BES FOR A QUARTER U SAY!11111!!! WTF NOW WH3RE WAS I.!!11111!11!1!!!!1!1!! WTF O YES DA MOST IMPORTANT THNG SI I HAD AN ONION ON MAH BLT WHICH WAS TEH STILE AT DA TIEM!1!111!!! OMG WTF LOL THEY DIDNT HAEV ANY WHIET ONIONS B/C OF TEH WAR.!!11!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!1 LOL AL THAY HAD W3RE THOSE BIG YALOW ONES
!11!111 OMG

THES SI INTERASTNG!!!!11 OMG I WONDAR IF IT CAN HANDL3 BIG WORDS LIEK ANTHROPOMORPHIC HIPOPOTMONSTROBLAS2SIS AND ANTIDIESNSTABLISHMENTAREISM!1111!!! LOL I GUES IL SE WHEN I HIT TEH BUTON
BLARG!!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL

Hmm, it removed my punctuation. That's an interesting mental picture, an anthropomorphic (human in appearance, action, and thought) hippopotomonstroblastosis (excessively long word). :?

Heresthe verybegginning of the bible

IN DA BGINNG GOD CRAAETD TEH HEAEVN AND TEH 3ARTH!1!1!!111

0102

AND TEH EARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKNES WAS UPON DA FAEC OF TEH DEP!!1!!1!! WTF AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD MOVAD UPON TEH FAEC OF DA W8RS!!!1!

0103

AND GOD SADE LAT THEYRE B LIGHT AND THEYRE WAS LIGHT!1!!1!!! LOL

0104

AND GOD SAW TEH LIGHT TAHT IT WAS GOD AND GOD DIVIEDD TEH LIGHT FROM TEH DARKNES!1!!1!11! OMG

THES SI STUPID

JUST KIDNG I LUV THES

I HAEV A DREM TAHT ONE DAY THES NATION WIL RIES UP AND LIEV OUT DA TRU3 M3ANNG OF ITS CRED W3 HOLD THAS3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD EQUAL!1!!!!

- 12 yr old AOL MLK jr.

MADNES
THIS?!!!??? OMG SI SPARTA!!11!1!!1 OMG LOL - Leonidas, Age 12.

ONA RNG 2 RULE THEM AL - Gandalf, Age 12

MAY DA FORCE B WIT U - Obi-Wan, Age 12

THES THNG SI AEWSOME NIEC FIND TC

Translated: This thing is awesome, nice find TC.

GM3SPOT EPI2MIEZS TEH GMNG INDUSTRY IN ITS FUL NUDE GLORY.I!11!!!111!1!11! OMG DID AN OPSEI!!!!1111 OMG LOL

Sorry for the caps. :o

I wrote:Hello there!My name is thomas!What's yours?

Translation:HELO THEYRE MAH NME SI WUT!!!!1!!1 OMG U??!??!!?! OMG LOL

And then I transleted the translation and got this:HELO TH3YR3 MAH NM3 SI WUT!!1!1!!111!1!11!1!!!!!111! WTF LOL OMG U??!???!?!??!?!??!!1!1!!!????!!?!???111!11111!11!1!!!?!??!??1!1!!11 OMG LOL

And also:Some System of a down lyrics from IEAIAIO:

P3TARS PAKER PIKAD ANOTHER
PIKLE BARNG PUSY P3PAR
PETERS PAK3R PIKAD ANOTHER
PIKL3 BARNG PUSY P3PAR Y METNG JON AT DAELS JR
WINKED!1!111!! WTF LOL AN AYE AND POINT A FNG3R
METNG JON AT DAELS JR
WINKAD!!!11!1! OMG AN 3YE AND POINT A FNGER Y A FORMAR COP UND3RCOVER
JUST GOT SHOT NOW R3COV3RAD
A FORMAR COP UND3RCOVAR
JUST GOT SHOT NOW RACOVER3D Y FIGHTNG CRIEM WIT A PARTNAR
LOIS LAEN JIMY CARTER
FIGHTNG CRIEM WIT A PARTNAR
LOIS LAEN JIMY CARTER (SIERN) A E EH A EH A O
A E EH A AH A O Y WE LIGHT UP DA SKY P3TARS P3K3R PIK3D ANOTHER
PIKLE BARNG PUSY PAPER
PETERS PAK3R PIKED ANOTHER
PIKLA BARNG PUSY PAPER Y METNG JON AT DAELS JR
WINKED!1!11!1 LOL AN AY3 AND POINT A FNG3R
METNG JON AT DAELS JR
WINKAD!!1!11 OMG LOL AN EYE AND POINT A FNGAR Y A FORM3R COP UNDERCOVER
JUST GOT SHOT NOW R3COV3RED
A FORM3R COP UNDERCOVER
JUST GOT SHOT NOW RECOV3R3D Y FIGHTNG CRIEM WIT A PARTNER
LOIS LAEN JIMY CARTER
FIGHTNG CRIEM WIT A PARTNER
LOIS LAEN JIMY CARTAR (SIERN) A E EH A AH A O
A E AH A AH A O Y W3 LIGHT UP TEH SKY
A E AH A EH A O
A E EH A EH A O Y WE LIGHT UP DA SKY MIEN DELUSIONS ACQUANETED
BUBL3S EROTICA
PLU2NIUM WADNG RNGS
ICICLES STRETCHNG
BICYCLAS SHOASTRNGS
ONA FLAG FLAGY BUT ONA
PANETNG DA PANETNGS OF TEH ALIEV!11!1 OMG WTF LOL A E EH A EH A O
A E 3H A EH A O Y WE LIGHT UP TEH SKY
A E 3H A 3H A O
A E EH A AH A O Y TEH FOURTH OF JULEY!!!111 OMG WTF LOL

"Paint it, Black" in translation:

I SE A RED DOR AND I WANT IT PANET3D BLAK
NO COLORS ANYMOR3 I WANT TH3M 2 TURN BLAK
I SE DA GIRLS WOK BY DRASAD IN THERE SUM3R CLOTHES
I HAEV 2 TURN MAH HEAD UNTIL MAH DARKNAS GO3S
I SE A LIEN OF CARS AND TH3YRA AL PANETED BLAK
WITH FLOW3RS AND MAH LUV BOTH N3VAR 2 COMA BAK
I SE P3OPL3 TURN THEYRE HAADS AND QUIKLEY LOK AWAY
LIEK A NU BORN BABY IT JUST HAPENS 3VRY DAY
I LOK INSIED MYSELF AND SE MAH H3ART SI BLAK
I SE MAH R3D DOR AND IT HAS BEN PANETED BLAK
MAYB THEN IL FAED AWAY AND NOT HAEV 2 FAEC TEH FACTS
ITS NOT EASY FACIN UP WH3N UR WHOL3 WORLD SI BLAK
NO MOR3 WIL MAH GREN SEA GO TURN A DEPER BLUE
I CUD NOT FOR3SE THES THNG HAPANNG 2 U I LOK HARD ENOUGH IN2 DA SATIN SUN
MY LUV WIL LAUGH WIT ME BFORA TEH MORNIN COM3S
I SE A R3D DOR AND I WANT IT PANET3D BLAK
NO COLORS ANYMORA I WANT THEM 2 TURN BLAK
I SE DA GIRLS WOK BY DRES3D IN THEYRE SUMAR CLOTH3S
I HAEV 2 TURN MAH HAAD UNTIL MAH DARKN3S GOES
HM HM HM.
I!!!1!!111111!!11!!111 WTF LOL WANA SE IT PANETED PANET3D BLAK
BLAK AS NIGHT BLAK AS COAL
I WANA SE TEH SUN BLOTED OUT FROM TEH SKY
I WANA SE IT PANET3D PANET3D PANET3D PANETAD BLAK
YAAH!1111!!1 WTF LOL

GOD NIGHT SWET PRINCE!1!111111 OMG WTF LOLwhos_next000