The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

The 12 year old AOLer does Hamlet: [Quote="Hamlet"] 2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT SI TEH QU3STION WHETHAR TIS NOBL3R IN TEH MIND 2 SUFAR TH3 SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUN3 OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A S3A OF TROUBLES AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!!?!?? LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE END THE HAART-ACH3 AND TEH THOSAND NATURAL SHOX TAHT FLASH SI HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION DEVOUTLEY 2 B WISHD!!1!! OMG WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP 2 SLEP P3RCHANCE 2 DRAM AY THARES TEH RUB FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DRAMS MAY COME WHAN W3 HAEV SHUFLAD OF THES MORTAL COIL MUST GIEV US PAUES THER3S DA RESPACT TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF FOR WHO WUD BAR TEH WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIEM THE OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS CONTUMELEY TH3 PANGS OF D3SPIESD LOV3 DA LAWS DELAY THE INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS WHEN HA HIMSALF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS MAEK WITH A R BODKIN???!! WTF LOL WHO WUD FARD3LS BAR 2 GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIEF BUT TAHT DA DREAD OF SOMETHNG AFTAR DEATH THE UNDISCOVARD COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN NO TRAEVLER RETURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS WA HAEV THAN FLEY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF THUS?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL CONSCEINCA DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL AND THUS DA NATIEV HUE OF R3SOLUTION IS SIKLEID OER WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT AND 3NT3RPRIESS OF GREAT PITH AND MOMANT WITH THES REGARD THERE CURENTS TURN AWRY AND LOSE TEH NME OF ACTION-SOFT!!1111 WTF U NOW TH3!11!!11! LOL FARE OPH3LIA!1!1!!1!! WTF NYMPH IN THY ORISONS B AL MAH SINS REM3MBRD!!11! LOL Mumbles527

experiment time. i'll translate a sentance, then translate the translation.. and repeat 10 times. let's see what happens...

original sentance "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"

1st translation: THASA PRETZALS R MAKNG ME THIRSTY!!111111! WTF

2nd translation: THASA PRETZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY!111!!11!!1111 LOL WTF

3rd translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY11!1!11!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

4th translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY111!1!1!!11!!1!! OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

5th translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY1111!1!1!!1!11!!11 WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

6th translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY1111!11!1!!!111!! LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

7th translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY1111!11!!!!1!!1!1 OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

8th translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY111!!1!11!!11!!11 WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

9th translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY11!11!1!1!111!!1!!!!11 WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

final translation: THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY111111!1!!1!!!!1111 LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF

so "these pretzels are making me thirsty!" becomes "THASA PRATZALS R MAKNG M3 THIRSTY111111!1!!1!!!!1111 LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF"

:wink:

WORK IT
MAEK IT
DO IT
MAEKS US
HARDER
BTAR
FAST3R
STRONGAR

N- N- NOW TH- TAHT DONT KIL ME
CAN ONLEY MAEK ME STRONGER
I NED U 2 HURY UP NOW
CAUES I CANT WATE MUCH LONGER
I KNOW I GOT 2 B RIGHT NOW
CAUES I CANT GET MUCH WRONG3R
MAN IV3 B3N WATEIN AL NIGHT NOW
TAHTS HOW LONG IVA B3N ON YA

I NED U RIGHT NOW
I NED U RIGHT NOW

L3TS G3T LOST 2NIGHT U CUD B MAH BLAK KAET MOS 2NIGHT
PLAY SECRETARY IMM DA BOS 2NIGHT
AND U DONT GIEV A F** WT AL SAY RIGHT??!??!! WTF
AEWSOM3 DA CHRISTIAN AND AND KRISTEN DIOR
DMN TH3Y DONT MAEK AM LIEK THES ANYMORE
I ASK CAUES IMM NOT SURE
DO ANYBODY MAEK REAL S*** ANYMORE??!??! LOL
BOW IN TEH PRASANCE OF GR3ATNES
CAUES RIGHT NOW THOU HAS FORSAEKN US U SHUD B HONOR3D BY MAH LAETN3S
TAHT I WUD 3V3N SHOW UP 2 THES FAEK S***
SO GO AEHAD GO NUTS GO AEP S***
SP3CIALY ON MAH BST STAND ON MAH BAEP S*** LOL
ACT LIEK U CANT TAL WHO MAED THES
NEW GOSP3L HOM3Y TAEK SIX AND TAEK THIS H8RS

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IN DA BGINNG GOD CR3AETD TEH H3AEVNS AND TEH 3ARTH!11!111 OMG LOL DA EARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKN3S WAS UPON DA FAEC OF DA DEP AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD WAS MOVNG OV3R TEH FAEC OF DA W8RS!111!1! WTF GOD MAEKS DA FIRST DAY AND NIGHT TEH FIRMM3NT SAPARATNG THE W8RS WHICH WERE UNDER DA FIRMMANT FROM TEH W8RS WHICH WER3 ABOVE DA FIRMMANT DRY LAND AND S3AS AND PLANTS AND TRES WHICH GREW FRUIT WIT SED TEH SUN MON AND STARS IN DA FIRMMANT GIEV LIGHT UPON TEH EARTH CREAETS ARE-BR3ATHNG SAA CRAATURES AND BIRDS AND ON TEH SIXTH DAY MAEKS DA BASTS OF DA 3ARTH ACORDNG 2 THERE KINDS!!!!!1!1! OMG WTF THAN GOD SADE LAT US MAEK MAN IN OUR IMAEG .!1!1!11!!11!!1!!!!11!1!11 OMG IN TEH IMAEG OF GOD HA CREAETD HIM MAEL AND F3MAEL H3 CREAETD THEM!!11!! OMG ON TEH SEVANTH DAY GOD RASTS FROM TEH TASK OF COMPL3TNG DA HAAEVNS AND TEH EARTH SO GOD BLESAD TEH SEVANTH DAY AND HALOWAD IT B/C ON IT GOD RASTED FROM AL HIS WORK WHICH HA HAD DONE IN CR3ATION!1111 OMG12-Year-Old Bible