Thanks for choosing to relax instead of fight for our glorious island.
The results of the poll were: 30% to 60% or something. In my dissapointment, ive decided to change the poll
and essentially the entire topic!
Nice.
Istead, I'm forcing all of you to find jobs. Begin a business or something.
For instance, Im the Island Surgeon:
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Hokay so this was yer airplane kay:
And this is your airplane nao:
Sadly, the entire off-topic community was squeezed into that four-seater airplane. After exploring the entire island, and putting our manly, oily bodies to work, it was officially declared the Land of Off-Tropic, where we drink Frutopia
Procreate wit teh sexay wimmens.
Live on treehouses
And have many monkey-waiters
Yes, yes this is quite the paradise, wouldnt you say so.
Except for the demonic man-eating savages
So you are now faced with a choice... Continue living in total comfort, peace and luxury
Or....
YOU CAN STOP BEING LAZY, GRAB SOM WEAPONS AND FIGHT THE SAVAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now you finally understand the poll (in angry christian bale voice) Well isnt that just great then?! Good for you. Now vote. AND KEEP THE EMPIRE ALiBE.
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