we are all brothers and sisters in Ot Islandfanboy-busterI'm glad you remembered us females! :D *confetti*
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I'd live in luxury, and look at all the sexy people of OT working all day.. I'm a woman, I don't work! :PDeihjanThat's no surprise... I doubt anyone would mind though. :D
[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I'd live in luxury, and look at all the sexy people of OT working all day.. I'm a woman, I don't work! :PJabbaDaHutt30That's no surprise... I doubt anyone would mind though. :D well, that's up for debate :lol: Me lying in a hammock while the big strong men and women of OT work ? :D
[QUOTE="JabbaDaHutt30"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]I'd live in luxury, and look at all the sexy people of OT working all day.. I'm a woman, I don't work! :PDeihjanThat's no surprise... I doubt anyone would mind though. :D well, that's up for debate :lol: Me lying in a hammock while the big strong men and women of OT work ? :D Due to the nature of most of the people here (which can best be defined as follows: male), most of us would do our best to try to appease you and the rest of the very small female population. It's just the way fledgling societies work: if there is a major shortage of a certain type of people that is absolutely necessary to the functioning of that society, be it brick-layers, soldiers, or women, that group holds most of the power.
[QUOTE="thepwninator"]most of us would do our best to try to appease you.Deihjan*imagines several tournaments of back-riding knight-medival contests* :D For you, my lady, I wouldst be more thanne willing to defeatte yon foul swine in a fighte to ye death!
:P
I, and inevitably another user will be the prominent mebmers of a quasi-society forming upon the island, therein this ready-made stability will be built upon the imortance of a single item, that being a conch. The conch will be used so that whoever is in possession of the conch has the right to speak at meetings and will not be interrupted. I would come to resent the conch. I would come to hate the conch. It's symbol of rule and order run contrary do my deep desires to subvert this psuedo-democracy into an anarchy.
So whilst my intellectual rival gradually gains in popularity, I would carve a niche as the person to lead efforts to kill and tame the island's boars. Initially these efforts would be hopelessly futile -- and greatly embarrasing to say the least. As an outlet for my anger, I would tease and taunt the overweight friend of my rival. His timid, weak and bloatish ways was a wonderful opportunity to undermine the significance of my rival and his most beloved conch.
As our capacity to hunt strengthened considerably, and we took our first spoils -- the primal instincts of death, and hunting, and conniving, and conspiring would dwell stronger and stronger in the hearts of the inhabitants, or at least some of them. This would drive a wedge in our community; some would follow him, whilst otherschose to be lead by me. During our time in the island, we would learn to worship our primal instincts, signalled by the creation of a pig's head on the stick, of which we danced around and drew from it great frenzies.
This frenzy would lead in death, in that of a rather obscure figure in the island, and eventually the death of the obtusely rotund occupant of the island. This would be what was to come of OT island!
I think we need to lead a massive invasion on this island and exterminate everything before it corrupts the world :twisted:
[QUOTE="MetalGear_Ninty"]I, and inevitably another user will be the prominent mebmers of a quasi-society forming upon the island, therein this ready-made stability will be built upon the imortance of a single item, that being a conch. The conch will be used so that whoever is in possession of the conch has the right to speak at meetings and will not be interrupted. I would come to resent the conch. I would come to hate the conch. It's symbol of rule and order run contrary do my deep desires to subvert this psuedo-democracy into an anarchy. So whilst my intellectual rival gradually gains in popularity, I would carve a niche as the person to lead efforts to kill and tame the island's boars. Initially these efforts would be hopelessly futile -- and greatly embarrasing to say the least. As an outlet for my anger, I would tease and taunt the overweight friend of my rival. His timid, weak and bloatish ways was a wonderful opportunity to undermine the significance of my rival and his most beloved conch. As our capacity to hunt strengthened considerably, and we took our first spoils -- the primal instincts of death, and hunting, and conniving, and conspiring would dwell stronger and stronger in the hearts of the inhabitants, or at least some of them. This would drive a wedge in our community; some would follow him, whilst otherschose to be lead by me. During our time in the island, we would learn to worship our primal instincts, signalled by the creation of a pig's head on the stick, of which we danced around and drew from it great frenzies. This frenzy was lead in death, in that of a rather obscure figure in the island, and eventually the death of the obtusely rotund occupant of the island. this would be what was to come of OT island.thepwninatorThis sounds vaguely...familiar.
I may have plagiarised...a little bit. :P
How did you change your poll? And to not get in trouble by the mods for this post, I would just chill, since I'd already fought so many savages the last time.thequietguyI would continue being like the Professor from Gilligan's Island most of the time, but, during my episodes of insanity, I would JOIN THE SAVAGES!!!
*imagines several tournaments of back-riding knight-medival contests* :D For you, my lady, I wouldst be more thanne willing to defeatte yon foul swine in a fighte to ye death![QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="thepwninator"]most of us would do our best to try to appease you.thepwninator
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That would be awesuuuuuuuum! :D I voted for getting a job.. I might as well be usefull in .. some way, I guess.[QUOTE="gamespot4life"]I will form my own group and when we become strong enough we will kidnap all the woman in your tribe to mate with them. Deihjanwell, ya ain't getting me without a fight! :x Yon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne!
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="gamespot4life"]I will form my own group and when we become strong enough we will kidnap all the woman in your tribe to mate with them. thepwninatorwell, ya ain't getting me without a fight! :x Yon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne! ye olde anglo saxon ist failing you, good sir, methinks.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="gamespot4life"]I will form my own group and when we become strong enough we will kidnap all the woman in your tribe to mate with them. thepwninatorwell, ya ain't getting me without a fight! :x Yon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne! we will come in the night when all the men are tired like that movie apocalypto. ITS TOO LATE FOR YOU NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
[QUOTE="thepwninator"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] well, ya ain't getting me without a fight! :xDeihjanYon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne! ye olde anglo saxon ist failing you, good sir, methinks. we are stranded on an island not stuck in medevil times. you can quit the accent. jk lol.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="thepwninator"] Yon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne!gamespot4lifeye olde anglo saxon ist failing you, good sir, methinks. we are stranded on an island not stuck in medevil times. you can quit the accent. jk lol. so you wan't me to speak with my danish accent? :o
[QUOTE="thepwninator"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] well, ya ain't getting me without a fight! :xDeihjanYon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne! ye olde anglo saxon ist failing you, good sir, methinks. That be-eth because I be not Anglo-Saxon! I be-eth from yon state of Texas!
However, that needst not grimeth mine honor and skille in yon arte of battle!
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="thepwninator"] Yon foulle knave needst cross swordes and slayeth me before he even THINKETH of kidnapping the noble (and all of them resideth in this groupe) womenne!thepwninatorye olde anglo saxon ist failing you, good sir, methinks. That be-eth because I be not Anglo-Saxon! I be-eth from yon state of Texas! However, that needst not grimeth mine honor and skille in gloriousse battle! I say, your father ist a goodly rotten apple, and your mother a pox-ridden wench! :x
This is what will happen to the men of OT that dont join my group
this will be the fate of the woman. you will come back to our kingdom and make fine wives.
This is what will happen to the men of OT that dont join my group
this will be the fate of the woman. you will come back to our kingdom and make fine wives.
gamespot4life
'Twould be impossible to best me in the arte of battle!
Thou wouldst need breaketh through mine armor first!
This is what will happen to the men of OT that dont join my group
this will be the fate of the woman. you will come back to our kingdom and make fine wives.
'Twould be impossible to best me in the arte of battle!
Thou wouldst need breaketh through mine armor first!
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