The most badass quotes you have heard?

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#1 -AlbertC
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"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize" Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

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"What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hittin' n***** who'll go to work on holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a d*** sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your a**." - Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction.
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"You hate my life because you see my strife Could never understand or try And it makes me mad because it makes me sad but I dont care why" Machine Head-Spine
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#6 AirGuitarist87
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem I know that it was from a movie, but Duke says it better. :P
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#7 b3yondstupidity
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"This Quote is so badass!" - Me :).
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#8 IamLegend316
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[QUOTE="b3yondstupidity"]"This Quote is so badass!" - Me :).

Not funny. - Me :roll:
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#10 shemrom
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This quote isn't really badass, but it dose tell the truth.

"There two things that are infinite, human stupidity and the universe, I don't know about the universe" Albert Einstein

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#11 HitomiChan
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I took out his weapon. Both of them -John Hartigan, Sin City999realthings
i agree with this post. :o

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#12 zaibutzu
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"i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world"

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#13 Moroes
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"Don't Hit Me!" -Fallout 3
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"You wanna fvck with me? Okay... You wanna play rough? Okay... Say hello to my little friend!!!"

Scarface- Tony Montana

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Frank Madafferi, a Mafioso in Australia in the 60's.

"Let them come and get me. All I know about these accidents and the Mafia is what I read in the newspapers-and I can't either read or write."

Taken from here: The man who is said to be the next candidate for assassination is wealthy Wholesaler Frank Madafferi, who attended Il Papa's and Muratore's funerals. "Let them come and get me," snapped Madafferi, then added, true to the omerta code, "All I know about these accidents and the Mafia is what I read in the newspapers-and I can't either read or write."

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"If you're gonna take a swing make it a good one, cos you're only getting one". "One of us is going down, mate, and it's not me" Drinking and trying to prove alpha male status is bad, kids.
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"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
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"More weight" --Giles Corey
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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

RobbieH1234

I could think of plenty by Omar Little.

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'You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this ******* knife!'

Yeah.

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#21 Mercenary848
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"I got another punch like that in my other hand"- The tunnel snakes fallout 3

"Kick them while there down and shoot em while there standing"-something I came up with

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#22 k_smoove
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"I don't help people... I kill them."

~ Jack, MadWorld

It's totally generic/cheesy, but I liked it.

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#23 Mr_Oblivio
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Snake: "Find something to believe in and find it for yourself. And when you do, pass it on to the future."

Raiden: "Believe in what?"

Snake: "That's your problem."

that and anytime he says "METAL GEAR!!"

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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem I know that it was from a movie, but Duke says it better. :PAirGuitarist87

"It's time to kick ass and play card games... and I'm all out of cards."

-Yugioh the Abridged Series (Youtube)

:P

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#25 McMJ3
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Oh man, Largo's 'veggie' quotes are hilarious. *boots up Valkyria Chronicles* "You mocking the power of vegetables?!" "Vegetables are like bombs packed tight with all kinds of important nutrients!" "All right! Time to put the fear of veggies into these imps!" That is just a few of them:lol: Some of the responses from Alicia and Rosie were pretty good too.
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"If you don't give me back my girlfriend, I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ***, you'll be tasting the dog **** I stepped inthis morning, for a ****ing week!"

-Fifteen Minute Ninja

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#27 shinian
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem I know that it was from a movie, but Duke says it better. :PAirGuitarist87

This is one epic quote.

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"More weight" --Giles Coreydarksword1123
This.
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"More weight" --Giles Coreydarksword1123
You sir, have won the internet. Love that line. Giles Corey was the best character in that play by far.
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#30 TheZ3nMan
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem I know that it was from a movie, but Duke says it better. :PAirGuitarist87
It's from "They Live".
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"I'll have to write it down" River - River Tam Sessions It was part of the marketing for serenity. If you know what happens next then its a BA awesome creepy quote.
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"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe. But the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good." - Kenny Powers "I have never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will." Henry David Thoreau "One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing." Oscar Wilde "I make not, but foresee." Soothsayer in Antony and Cleopatra [Shakespeare]
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[QUOTE="ElGreco88"]

"You wanna fvck with me? Okay... You wanna play rough? Okay... Say hello to my little friend!!!"

Scarface- Tony Montana

i soo agree wid him also "i'll be back" - Terminator , (arnold)
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#34 Deathrebellion
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"give me blood i'll give you freedom" - (i forgot)
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"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me"

--Rorschach, Watchman

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"eat the food Tina" -Napoleon Dynamite
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#37 C-Lee
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Fight Club had so many. "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. " "On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero." "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "
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"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live."

-Hitler (Yes, he was a terrible person, but he was a great speaker.)

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"Just ****in kill me....just ****in kill me!"

"I am killing you." The Departed


Really any line from pulp fiction

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#40 mindstorm
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"After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel." - Judges 3:21 I love this passage... It makes me laugh.
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#41 SeanDog123
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I know. -Han Solo
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"Behind this mask, Mr. Creedy is more than flesh. Behind this mask is an idea, and ideas are bullet proof."-V, V for Vendetta.
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Yeah, you'll see the adult size of my stones as I'm ****ing on your grave! :fallout 3 no offince but this is not the first time someone points a gun to my head, pulp fiction
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I know. -Han SoloSeanDog123
I should start saying that.
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#45 vibrantdesign
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"Yo she b!tch lets go" - Ash, Army of Darkness

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#46 Deathrebellion
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"give me blood i'll give you freedom" - (i forgot)Deathrebellion
i remebered who said it its some indian freedom fighter named Subhas Chandra Bose [QUOTE="The_Sand_Man"]

"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me"

--Rorschach, Watchman

i can't believe i forgot to mention dat one
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#47 USSJAndrew
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Well Yippee Ki-yay Mother F***er - John McClane

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#48 clembo1990
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Clint Eastwood wins.

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#49 IamLegend316
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[QUOTE="darksword1123"]"More weight" --Giles CoreyGrodus5
You sir, have won the internet. Love that line. Giles Corey was the best character in that play by far.

I think I liked Tituba playing the minstrel slave girl better....not.
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#50 MachoBuzzzy
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'You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this ******* knife!'

Yeah.

Lto_thaG

Weird,*insert disappointed MSN smiley here*