The most badass quotes you have heard?

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Vtio Corleone, The Godfather

The entire gate sequence from Lord of The Rings:

In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown o a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy every yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.

"You cannot enter here," said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. "Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!" The Black Rider flung bak his hood, and behold he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shown between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter. "

Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.

It simply doesn't get more awesome. Well, there is "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower - this will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here"

"You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak."

"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go F*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."

-Lester Burnham (all of the above)

"give me blood i'll give you freedom" - (i forgot)Deathrebellion

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three f**king seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f**k you! ONE! TWO! THREE! Bulls**t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start s**ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f**k you up!

In all of the the whole human race there are tow kind of men and only two. There is the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his his foot in the other man's face.

oh and one more

Yesterday, upon the stair I saw a man who wasn't there he wasn't there again today I wish, I wish, he'd go away.

Any Clint Eastwood line.

Preferably,

"Get off my lawn!"

"Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'Get the f*** out of here.'"

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f***** with? That's me."

"I once fixed a door that wasn't even broken yet."

"I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby."

"Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack f**** like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags."

All from Gran Torino.

"News team, assemble!"

"i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world"

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